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Thread: Round One: UrbanReelist vs. Jammin' Jobus

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    Round One: UrbanReelist vs. Jammin' Jobus

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    I believe i'm making some good music, please just wait for me




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    Your writtens suck, and this match has got you in a bind
    Urbans got nothing to lose....when his career's on the line
    your shit is played and old, probably still rockin the izzle on wizzles
    But you can brush w/ death, cuz I gave that last line bristles
    Urbans chances are slim so this is basically a bye
    I mean he's next to none when facing his skill, eye to eye
    Who the fuck is reelist? I ain't gon be bothered to try
    But i'll still have Urbans teeth screaming "Where the fuck am I?"
    Urbans close to dead. Hes really trying to wish a plan.
    But really....Who the fuck ever heard of an Urban Fisherman?
    You suck, when it comes to being wack you take the cake
    & if your as real as can be.. that explains why the worlds so fake
    Urbans unwanted. Even his parent have hired a hearse.
    Chances are this'll be dope....or urban could drop a verse.

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    Good Verse Jobus

    now,just becuz ya site name is green don't make you sick
    cuz you just like a new shit line you get played 2 quick
    now i could say you got heart to try and battle me
    but the voters wouldn't ,hell even ya title disagrees
    don't even know how you got in this, spitting shit like that
    but we know faggots like you love to slip thru the cracks
    he's a no one his own damn profile supports this line
    beef thread shows you beg for feedback like a horse's behind
    red means ya ass needs aid and white means you surrender
    just like ya country you never described with the two genders
    ya lines are made with chalk they're easily erased from this board
    i ain't gotta take jokes about my rod from this broad, lawd
    knows i've tried to endure this whack ass talent-less hack
    that catches more damn beatings than ho laying on her backs
    I believe i'm making some good music, please just wait for me




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    Jobus came dope here...
    Your writtens suck, and this match has got you in a bind
    Urbans got nothing to lose....when his career's on the line
    I think ive heard it before But it's still funny
    Urbans chances are slim so this is basically a bye
    I mean he's next to none when facing his skill, eye to eye
    again had a chuckle
    Urbans unwanted. Even his parent have hired a hearse.
    Chances are this'll be dope....or urban could drop a verse.
    Laughed so bad lmao this was funny as shit very quotable
    Realist you really need to up your game in punche sn wittiness
    Urban dint have no quotables
    and instead of lord he put lawd...
    never do that again thats the one part of y our verese where i laughed
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    jobos won.
    better punches
    more consistent
    flowed nice.
    urban was weak
    flow was ok
    punches were not good.
    vote- jammin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jammin' Jobus
    Your writtens suck, and this match has got you in a bind
    Urbans got nothing to lose....when his career's on the line
    I've seen this punch to many times before. 4/10
    your shit is played and old, probably still rockin the izzle on wizzles
    But you can brush w/ death, cuz I gave that last line bristles
    Wack as fuck. 2/10
    Urbans chances are slim so this is basically a bye
    I mean he's next to none when facing his skill, eye to eye
    Weak punch. Made no effect. 5/10
    Who the fuck is reelist? I ain't gon be bothered to try
    But i'll still have Urbans teeth screaming "Where the fuck am I?"
    Wack / weak punch as well. Personal, but weak. 3/10
    Urbans close to dead. Hes really trying to wish a plan.
    But really....Who the fuck ever heard of an Urban Fisherman?
    No.. just.. no! 3/10
    You suck, when it comes to being wack you take the cake
    & if your as real as can be.. that explains why the worlds so fake
    take the cake? 2/10
    Urbans unwanted. Even his parent have hired a hearse.
    Chances are this'll be dope....or urban could drop a verse.
    Whats being unwanted have to do with a hearse? 2/10
    21/70


    Quote Originally Posted by UrbanReelist
    now,just becuz ya site name is green don't make you sick
    cuz you just like a new shit line you get played 2 quick
    Eh...4/10
    now i could say you got heart to try and battle me
    but the voters wouldn't ,hell even ya title disagrees
    [b]Wack, no punch what so ever. 0/10[b]
    don't even know how you got in this, spitting shit like that
    but we know faggots like you love to slip thru the cracks
    Gay jokes = wack. 2/10
    he's a no one his own damn profile supports this line
    beef thread shows you beg for feedback like a horse's behind
    this could have been a nice punch, but you ended it wackly. 3/10
    red means ya ass needs aid and white means you surrender
    just like ya country you never described with the two genders
    ....huh? 1/10
    ya lines are made with chalk they're easily erased from this board
    i ain't gotta take jokes about my rod from this broad, lawd
    This also could have been a good punch, but you ended it poorly. 2/10
    knows i've tried to endure this whack ass talent-less hack
    that catches more damn beatings than ho laying on her backs
    eh.. hoe lines are senseless. 4/10
    16/70

    jammin jobus simply had more lines that weren't as wack.

    V/Jammin' Jobus


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    not really all that great from either side... i think reelist took this one cause jobus was on some played shit that hardly kept my attention. not 2 say that reelists was all that captivating either. i just enjoyed reading his verse more and i think he came harder with punches and personals. some of his lines made me laugh too which jobus' failed to do at all.


    Vote - Urban Reelist

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    This was seriously close.

    Well, if only UrbanReelist worded a few of his punches better, he would've won, but yeah.

    Jammin' came played, really played. Meh, only had about 2-3 bars that were good. Other than that, played, you could've at least tried to flip one of the played concepts you used, but w.e.

    V/Jammin

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    jobus- you came with a decent verse....it was pretty played out though. Ive seen some of those concepts before, but whatever...you threw up a balanced verse. Filled with punches and good structure.

    urban- your verse was okay...you had punches there, but only if they were worded better....but alas, they werent. So that made them weak punches and thats not gonna take it...work at it.

    vote- jammin
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    This was a ok battle nothing special

    Jobus had some nice personals an wordplay in his verse, kinda funny too, punches were a little played in some spots but it was still an overall decent verse, but you dropped some serious shit so I give ya props

    Urban.....you had a good verse too it was close, you had some more original punches in yours an also had personals an the wordplay going, you dropped hard an you edged it out by just a little but in my opinion.

    Vote: Urban

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    Your writtens suck, and this match has got you in a bind
    Urbans got nothing to lose....when his career's on the line
    medium
    your shit is played and old, probably still rockin the izzle on wizzles
    But you can brush w/ death, cuz I gave that last line bristles
    eh
    Urbans chances are slim so this is basically a bye
    I mean he's next to none when facing his skill, eye to eye
    could of worded better
    Who the fuck is reelist? I ain't gon be bothered to try
    But i'll still have Urbans teeth screaming "Where the fuck am I?"
    no
    Urbans close to dead. Hes really trying to wish a plan.
    But really....Who the fuck ever heard of an Urban Fisherman?
    wtf?
    You suck, when it comes to being wack you take the cake
    & if your as real as can be.. that explains why the worlds so fake
    platonic...
    Urbans unwanted. Even his parent have hired a hearse.
    Chances are this'll be dope....or urban could drop a verse.
    par



    now,just becuz ya site name is green don't make you sick
    cuz you just like a new shit line you get played 2 quick
    bad setup..bad.
    now i could say you got heart to try and battle me
    but the voters wouldn't ,hell even ya title disagrees
    NO
    don't even know how you got in this, spitting shit like that
    but we know faggots like you love to slip thru the cracks
    LOL
    he's a no one his own damn profile supports this line
    beef thread shows you beg for feedback like a horse's behind
    ...
    red means ya ass needs aid and white means you surrender
    just like ya country you never described with the two genders
    many better punches towards Canadians..
    ya lines are made with chalk they're easily erased from this board
    i ain't gotta take jokes about my rod from this broad, lawd
    NO
    knows i've tried to endure this whack ass talent-less hack
    that catches more damn beatings than ho laying on her backs
    didn't like period

    The faggot/crack was funny but thats as far as Reelist goes...Jobe did a bit better ergo:

    Vote Jammin' Jobus
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    Jammin' Jobus advances to Rd.2, closed.

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