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Thread: Undisputed Title Match: $pitacular (5-0) vs. Kon Quest (4-0)

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    Undisputed Title Match: $pitacular (5-0) vs. Kon Quest (4-0)

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    nippin at the heels of the great, so vets just stomp him
    but I guess Kon's all right... after I ripped his left arm off him
    the moment he stepped in my realm, believe me it was over
    this is Jr, so I'm the lord of the ring... n' Kon's just meaty ogre
    beat me twice, fuck if I care..... let's see who hurt now
    Kon's a square, way I rap him up you could call me sir round
    have to admit, when he comes around the ladies I back off
    cuz all the girls say "Kon fine..... d to his room, he mostly jacks off"
    murder myself, just so the bastard's left with no parent
    takes a sharp mind to win the battle, & Kon's commin in coherent
    Look Kon, don't step in my way cuz when it comes shove to push
    you'll be declared the president of pussy, after I dubya Bush
    Last edited by $pitacular; September 2nd, 2004 at 12:44 AM

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    Stop with the straight act....you need to chill, I mean it
    This fag's on a board full of dudes...saying feel my penis?
    Wipe that grin off your face....what, your mouth don't work?
    Then I'll pound this jerk to the ground to get him down to Earth
    I got him eyes shut, hands up....like when the light hits
    And spit shines.......my boots just about every night bitch
    You lost already ya Fuck!.....This win you'll have to forego
    Cause when Spit went out on a limb.....he ended up tore so
    I'll say fuck ya whole camp....shit, this clown's a failure
    Only time Spit's intense....is when I kick him out his trailer
    He thought he had a win.....too bad I'm ripping ya dude
    Cause Spit was beside himself.....right after I split him in two


    votes...

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    Dayum...i jus broke this down and it got erased. Not doin it again.
    $pit had more witty and harder hitting punches. I liked his play on words with the dubya Bush line and the meaty ogre line. Kon came too played with older concepts.
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    Uhhhh...Ok battle...


    $pit , you came ok seen you drop better,
    some lines were good others were some what
    played as for concepts...

    "but I guess Kon's all right... after I ripped his left arm off him"
    ^ That concept has been use somewhat too much...

    other then that ok verse...

    Kon and the beginning you came boring,
    I expected a lot more from you was just plain..
    However during the middle end portion you did
    have some witty lines..that were good.

    "Cause when Spit went out on a limb.....he ended up tore so"
    ^ pretty nice..


    Have to give this battle to....


    $pit only because he was more consistent
    Kon had harder hits but less consistent...

    v/$pit

    if you don't like it , oh well wdf you gonna do..?

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    Wow. $pit LOST. Wtf. $pit lost. I don't know what yall reading, but this man lost and I'm mad too. I know he didn't try. That was stupid.

    $pit, you always use a right/left line..you used the same concept against Zone Out. The confined line was way too stretched and I wasn't feeling it at all. I thought that was wack as hell..and the stop using sex lines because they are played as shit..the bush line was alright, but overall your verse was well below average. I wasn't feeling it.

    Kon, the first line was alright...only cause I'm a female, so it didn't really hit that hard..I liked the fresh flip on the down to earth line..hell you could of added the name chris rock to add a doper wordplay to it..well, if you seen the movie, but anyway moving right along..boot line was alright...tore so I liked because it wasn't a stretched wordplay..it went together well..split him in two I've seen before, BUT it was a pretty good...trailer lines I see all the time


    To be perfectly honest, both of you all came played as fuck and need to stop living in the past..square, sex, ambidextrous left/right lines, trailer lines, spit lines, Kon lines, are PLAYED. Bush lines are played..ever since Talib Kweli used a dick/bush line..that line has been overused. I just think $pit focused too much on wordplay..how you gon tell Kon to have punches when you focus that much on wordplay? I wasn't feeling it..sir round..nah...jack off line was beyond wack. I don't know what was wrong with you. -Smacks you. Way to rep MS. I'm fucking with you, but I don't think he tried. Boring ass battle you two. Boring for a championship.

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    how can you look at those votes, & not feel this line?

    this is Jr, so I'm the lord of the ring... n' Kon's just meaty ogre

    it's almost ironic when you think about it. it's dope enough to warrent it.

    thanks for the breakdown. up.

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    Hmmmm.... This was really, really, close.

    I'll have to say $pitacular took this for being slightly wittier in this line. He had that funny Lord of the Rings line. Kon had a similar verse with the type of methods both used, but I felt $%pit got the job done a bit better. Good job, though.

    Vote: $pitacular

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    thx for the votes


    up..................................

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    Damn....did you feel that? I think the whole thread just jumped to the left......must be all that swaying from $pit

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    Vote for KON!


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    ^word $pit knows he lost...& Kon's dog is taking a leak on the computer.Boo @ the d/r in here its unbelievable....gotta admit it.
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    '$pit' was being sarcastic, fool.

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