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  • pimpin'

    3 37.50%
  • MBenz

    5 62.50%
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Thread: MBenz \/ pimpin

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    I'm Roman Catholic Lord Sarcasm's Avatar
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    MBenz \/ pimpin

    no d/r
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    no crew votes
    10 to 20 lines
    u spit first
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    MBenz you wanna flow and get crushed so slow? I leave yo ass in ICU with this shit I spit, so cold.
    I think that you just might want some attention, but everytime you fuck with hoes you get an infection.
    Put a rubber on that dick before you contract HIV, T-minus 10 years and you will cease to breathe.
    HAHAHA, cause i laugh you think i'm funny? I'm not the one ho'in around montrose, dummy.
    This is H-town Texas, yeah the dirty south, where we smoke plenty of killa and put our dicks in girls mouths.
    This is a revolution, and ill let you know, You out of the closet hommie, and thats a problem bro.
    Now you think you gettin crunk on a playa like me, but do you know that this rap shit/crack shit was given to me?
    It aint obtained by mere rhyming with words, but by an intelligent mind that can put together nouns and adverbs. stop for a second and review your position, fuck it, put it in slow-mo then maybe i'll listen.

    I'm out, please review my juice, i hope that there is some positive feedback
    If you ready to battle me, be prepared to face casualties.

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    I'm Roman Catholic Lord Sarcasm's Avatar
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    ~~~~~~~~~~~~pimp slaps him~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    shit i thought i was goin to have a little compettition for when i battled//
    i bet in H-town you see alot of these Snakes like this, they're all Rattled// (rattle snakes, they are in texas)
    and please son i get more ass than a tiolet seat//
    im gunna rap your ear off, so all you be think is DEAF-eet//(defeat)
    scarface was the only rapper to come out of texas that was acctually well known//
    i bet youve jacked a lot of Faces mixtape lyrics and used them as his own//
    this kid lives on foodstamps and a home loan//
    you may have age but my mentality is older//
    i hate to talk about my ice but its as cold as my shoulder//
    you couldnt move cuz u a pebble and im a boulder//

    im so sick of you country boys when you rap cuz i dont understand a word of it//
    all i hear is fuck fuck fuck and more bullshit//
    pimin is your name knock off of nelly//
    the sad thing is you've got pimpin written across of your belly//
    you see im really Hood dog, your just the Milk//(HoodMilk)
    lets see if you get my wordplay, your cheap like pleather im high class like silk//

    the end
    only took me 10 minutes hahaha

    uppin for votes
    Last edited by Lord Sarcasm; May 20th, 2003 at 04:31 PM
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    uppin for votes cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccjust to get by the 100 character text
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    lilsmokey
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    hit my battle up vs shockthaworld and i will come vote here as fast as you vote there
    holla
    lilsmokey~~~~~~~~~~~out 1~~~~~~~~

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    I cant even vote on your battle b/c of my post count. Review the actual battle and then decide who won, not just who can vote on yours the fastest.
    If you ready to battle me, be prepared to face casualties.

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    For a newbie, I think Pimpin came pretty strong.
    I think Benz had him until the "shoulder" line kicked in...
    Then it was all downhill from there.

    Pimpin

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    UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    If you ready to battle me, be prepared to face casualties.

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    your_end
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    im'ma say pimpin' took this... better overall verse... battle wasn't too too great tho...


    check my battle out... theres plenty of them, so choose one... peace

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    Evil_SoLo
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    HA benz was funny my vote goes ot him for better punches. THe other dude was funny too but I think BENZ barley got this.
    RETURN THE FAVOR at my battle. WILL POLL VOTE THIS LATER cuz i cant right now.
    stay up playaz

  11. #11
    Rtikulate
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    i dont see how anyone voted for pimpin..his shit was wack..as for mbenz ya shit wasnt too good either..i know it was a key but still..hope you come better than that on our battle..Mbenz gets my vote..better punches..better verse

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    I'm Roman Catholic Lord Sarcasm's Avatar
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    so far its 2-2 upiin son ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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  13. #13
    Will'Con
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    Close battle I like Pimpin for a newbie that was some ok stuff but it would be nice in like an audio for text you need some fucking killer punches those were like little swings but for like your first battle (I think that was preety good.) Mbenz had some good jokes in there that had me laughin so this goes to Mbenz for Punches but this shit was close.

    Vote= Mbenz

  14. #14
    KroNoX
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    You guys vote on my battle vs T~Cee
    SO I'll return the favour here if you've voted
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...threadid=48593

    Peace

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    kwarenteen
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    i'd vote for mbenz he clearly has the victory and cause pimpin needs to stick to the girls... this goes out to the newbe keep pimpin and leave rappin to the big boys!!!!

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