At my mothers home, try to get this girl in the sack, take off my shirt,
This how she reacts, she has no idea how much my ego is hurt,
This is what always happens, when i'm with a girl thats sexy,
She giggles,"How come you have boobs that are bigger than me",
Furious I reply, "You're just mad your an A and I'm a double D",
She just picks up and leaves, never even gets a chance to breathe,
These man-tits are the wave of the future, give female jobs to men,
And I'll be the next head waitress at Hooters!, but then really,
Who would Hugh Heffner fuck because it certainly wouldn't be me,
Well maybe for the right money, becuase lately, people don't see,
That my breasts sag, it looks like i'm a man breasted amputee!,
I need the bread for implants, or maybe I just really need to eat bread,
Fat fuckers rely on starches, its not just a hunch, it's been a fact said,
It's why I'll have pasta, bread, and cookies, for breakfast, dinner, and lunch!
So if you are a skinny man, and are flat chested like most white girls,
Stop eating your healthy meals, and join us in this male breasted world!...
~Know that it only took me 2 weeks, 8 days, 4 hours, 15 minutes, and 23 seconds to key up this masterpiece!...
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hah jp.. it was pretty funny.. rhyme scheme fell off a bit.. but it was funny..