They said it wasn't possible but I performed the unstoppable,
The way the muscular distrophy distributes to the probable,
I'm wishing that they took it as a step towards the future,
Me in my basement performing transfusions and flesh sutures,
Frankenstein ethics but not creating a manical being like that,
Commercials interrupted that show, so I guess I'll be right back,
Feeling similar to cereal when the sauntering goes "snap, crack!"
I wonder what kind of personality my creation will possess?
Wait a second, it's basically a replication of me nevertheless,
So why am I putting on so much stress? Putting physical limits to the test?
My insanity tells me I'm the best, but my sane membrane tells me give it a rest.
The thoughts of a companion I undress, because this is better than life,
Creating something and playing God, giving it feeling, movement and sight,
I can't help but excite the common statement that I'm a genius,
Growing up I wasn't the meanest, not the best dressed or the cleanest,
But I'm pass that now, my way to fortune and virtue is all right here,
Between the half-eaten munchies and my Coors light beer,
The end is near, I feel it pulsating through my veins,
It's not the light at the end of the carpel tunnel, but just light pains,
My life is limited, but I'll have someone to love without a pick-up line,
With all the jocks, jerks, and jargon aside, it is finally my time,
The light is lime, the time is prime when I give it one last spark,
The creature I've created possesses eyes of dark, it gives a bark,
"Huh?"
Maybe that's just a side-effect of the whole ordeal,
The creature gets up, okay, that's a pretty good deal,
"No!"
It falls on all fours and pants nonstop,
It's head spins around like it wants to pop,
I lean down eye-level and look at this disgrace,
It's tongue wags out and tries to lick my face!
"No!" I was supposed to have a woman to love me, you know?
Well, I guess sometimes things don't go the way you want them to go,
So I die off, without a humane creation,
These bodies still tango without separation.