1. Com Vs. 4. Camarac

[Mystery~Murdera]

Check in By Tuesday
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Verses Are Due Fri 12EST
extension goes to Sat 12 Midday
Voting Ends Sunday night

[Erupt]

in, 20 lines maybe more,, match who drops first

Edit: voted all over the shop

[Baron Mynd]

Here.
I'll be posting Saturday, UK time.

EDIT: Ive voted on all the other battles that are up. Cannot link from this old comp at work, but you can check if you dont believe me. Peace.

[Erupt]

then I will also

[Inspiration]

Yall bitches dont know shit bout rappin. ! a you bitches hit me up if you wanna real battle.

[Erupt]

I have respect for your writing ability, you were a great, you ARE dope at topicals.. but I will maul you this week,

sorry but its true, and set it stone

You can talk ALLLLLLLLLL the shit you guys like. both of you. Fact of the matter is, I have you both beat. Mentally. The same way Ali used to conquer HIS opponents before even stepping foot in the ring. Both of you know for a fact im not going to prove the pushover you'd like to think i will be, and both of you are scared shitless that what you'll drop against me wont be able to compare to the heat im bringing. That's whiy you both feel this 'need' to keep replying, to keep trash talking, to keep re-iterating that im somehow 'wack'. You're doing to improve your self-belief, but in your heart of hearts- BOTH OF YOU know you CANT beat me. You know I have the greater experience at the top of the game. You know I have the punchlines ready to drop your jaws. You KNOW that I will shit on you both, with minimal effort, and take the south east bracket with fucking ease. Now please, little boys, hush your fucking mouths and get off this ego-trip you seem to both be on. Your little asses got nothing on me. Fuck outta here now, seriously ..

Both y'all are shook as hell man, haha ..

Chumps.

Dude I've seen you around, and I can' believe that you're proud
Fag you've allready lost it... and I don't mean the round
Yeah this kid was hard when he brawled, if he took part you were mauled
So I'll be glad to place him next to Evolve, in the RB vet morgue
And I ain't impressed with him this nerd's bluffing,
...and I'm concerned he ain't learned nuthin
specially when his 'new style' consists of a broken return button
So I'ma clown his intentions, frown at his howls for attention
Coz I normally ain't one to judge, but I'll send him down with a sentence
So we'll see who gets the last cheer coz It ain't hard to beat this wack queer
He left RB to try and dominate and yep.. the bitch is back here
I'm the Ultimate Fighter.. so don't even raise ya finger to this king
Coz its the battle of the brits and if you're pointing... I'm Bisping
So watch this don leave this prick stunned, water pistols vs big guns
I mean when Camarac last dropped hard.. so did fucking Big Pun
Bitch I'm crowned for my wit..I'll stomp down on your shit,
I'll crush Camarac to dust so come and watch compound a bitch
So time for grounding a prick, better check who does the respecting
Coz you left links to pieces everyday and not ONE of us checked them
So try and drop shit to read, I'll kill this prick so best believe....
....he'll goto RV like Datrus and claim got dicked out the league

[Baron Mynd]

Oh, you wanna do the whole quotes thing?
Cos I got shit on you too kid ..

this aint bad wordplay, so when your seeing this whore me
when half assed whether you should even be in this tourney :-Feeble Minded in the tag tourney

^one of the best lines I've heard in a while

its not that that made me think it was nice... just the fact those type of punches have been used alot recently.. ie making a word mean sumthin else through prounounciation and half assed is a very well used phrase in text battling...

You’ve gotta be kidding me man, that line was forced as fuck!

Look.
I’m trailblazing with scripts. You aint made for this shit, you flavourless hick ..
.. you can pronounce this how the fuck you like, nigga either way you’re a BITCH.
Ive been waiting for this.. Think ya fam’s the hardest? You’re DAMN retarded ..
.. cos your Click`s more laughable than the one that Adam Sandler starred in!
Cam`s the heartless veteran he`d hoped to add to his wack winning streak.
.. what. it took you a week of talkin’ smack and hypin’ yourself up, just to fail THAT miserably!?
You’ve fallen waaaay off.. Since playing daddy, your rhymes been senseless.
.. but your kid looks just like her father. Tell me you don’t see MY resemblance.
Plus your mom’s something the ugly stick wouldn’t hit - With the lights OUT! ..
.. and her menstrual pads got wings so big, Osama’s plannin’ to fly one at the White House.
You might roll with the right crowds, but our board knows I torch foes with course flow ..
.. while your career has so many blips, your legend spot could be written in Morse Code.
I’ll douse my cigarette in your flesh. Burn either hand, have you screaming DAMN! ..
.. then stub the butt in your stomach - like Zinedine Zidane.
But even so, most people know Com lacks the heat to go and beat this foe ..
.. I got him off to a flying start, and booked his plane ride outta this bitch a week ago.
This geek`s ego was fucking ridiculous, til I left dude no jaw ..
.. he’d wondered if I could still cut the Mustard. Shoulda just dusted off the Cluedo board.
Get serious. You feminine lookin’, with a voice that’s high pitched, you NOT brolic ..
.. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit - I aint know whether I should hit this bitch IN the back… or FROM it!

Straight up old skool style,
You aint fucking with me faggot.
C’mon now ..

[$pitacular]

Dude I've seen you around, and I can' believe that you're proud
Fag you've allready lost it... and I don't mean the round
So I'ma clown his intentions, frown at his howls for attention
Coz I normally ain't one to judge, but I'll send him down with a sentence
So we'll see who gets the last cheer coz It ain't hard to beat this wack queer
He left RB to try and dominate and yep.. the bitch is back here
nice
I'm the Ultimate Fighter.. so don't even raise ya finger to this king
Coz its the battle of the brits and if you're pointing... I'm Bisping
So watch this don leave this prick stunned, water pistols vs big guns
I mean when Camarac last dropped hard.. so did fucking Big Pun
Bitch I'm crowned for my wit..I'll stomp down on your shit,
I'll crush Camarac to dust so come and watch compound a bitch
So time for grounding a prick, better check who does the respecting
Coz you left links to pieces everyday and not ONE of us checked them
ROTFL

vs

Plus your mom’s something the ugly stick wouldn’t hit - With the lights OUT! ..
.. and her menstrual pads got wings so big, Osama’s plannin’ to fly one at the White House.
You might roll with the right crowds, but our board knows I torch foes with course flow ..
.. while your career has so many blips, your legend spot could be written in Morse Code.
nice


really not very close imo.. the adam sandler punch has been done much better, for one by auto like two weeks ago, but there have been a shitload of those on the net lately.. the father/my resemblance thing was done to death waay back.. and alot of cam's shit weren't concepts or punches really, just insults n' shit... not enough wit

com came pretty nice, a few that hurt cam too much and just weren't answerd back..

v/COM

[Jay Walker]

So I'ma clown his intentions, frown at his howls for attention
Coz I normally ain't one to judge, but I'll send him down with a sentence
So we'll see who gets the last cheer coz It ain't hard to beat this wack queer
He left RB to try and dominate and yep.. the bitch is back here
I'm the Ultimate Fighter.. so don't even raise ya finger to this king
Coz its the battle of the brits and if you're pointing... I'm Bisping
So time for grounding a prick, better check who does the respecting
Coz you left links to pieces everyday and not ONE of us checked them


vs.


You’ve fallen waaaay off.. Since playing daddy, your rhymes been senseless.
.. but your kid looks just like her father. Tell me you don’t see MY resemblance.
Plus your mom’s something the ugly stick wouldn’t hit - With the lights OUT! ..
.. and her menstrual pads got wings so big, Osama’s plannin’ to fly one at the White House.
You might roll with the right crowds, but our board knows I torch foes with course flow ..
.. while your career has so many blips, your legend spot could be written in Morse Code.
Get serious. You feminine lookin’, with a voice that’s high pitched, you NOT brolic ..
.. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit - I aint know whether I should hit this bitch IN the back… or FROM it

pretty close battle guys. both of you picked it up in the middle/end of your verses. how it is now, i gotta come back and decide. read the shits over a few more times, see what sinks in n what doesnt. nice battle though dudes. i wasnt aware of it, but i guess the resemblence thing has been done alot, which i wasnt around for... but some of the league was... so in that respect, i have com edging it. nice battle though guys.

[Cody Nash]

So I'ma clown his intentions, frown at his howls for attention
Coz I normally ain't one to judge, but I'll send him down with a sentence
^that was witty lol ..liked it.
I'm the Ultimate Fighter.. so don't even raise ya finger to this king
Coz its the battle of the brits and if you're pointing... I'm Bisping
Bitch I'm crowned for my wit..I'll stomp down on your shit,
I'll crush Camarac to dust so come and watch compound a bitch
lol, dope way to use your name on him :\
So time for grounding a prick, better check who does the respecting
Coz you left links to pieces everyday and not ONE of us checked them

vs.

Plus your mom’s something the ugly stick wouldn’t hit - With the lights OUT! ..
.. and her menstrual pads got wings so big, Osama’s plannin’ to fly one at the White House.
You might roll with the right crowds, but our board knows I torch foes with course flow ..
.. while your career has so many blips, your legend spot could be written in Morse Code.
Get serious. You feminine lookin’, with a voice that’s high pitched, you NOT brolic ..
.. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit - I aint know whether I should hit this bitch IN the back… or FROM it
^lmfao ..

i loved both verses, one of the more enjoyable battles this week. some dissapointing ones out there! this was deffinatly entertaining though. thanks for the read guys, deffinatly a good battle. but i think come took this fairly easily.

v. COM

[Vaskez]

Yeah this kid was hard when he brawled, if he took part you were mauled
So I'll be glad to place him next to Evolve, in the RB vet morgue
So I'ma clown his intentions, frown at his howls for attention
Coz I normally ain't one to judge, but I'll send him down with a sentence
So we'll see who gets the last cheer coz It ain't hard to beat this wack queer
He left RB to try and dominate and yep.. the bitch is back here
So time for grounding a prick, better check who does the respecting
Coz you left links to pieces everyday and not ONE of us checked them
So try and drop shit to read, I'll kill this prick so best believe....
....he'll goto RV like Datrus and claim got dicked out the league


vs.

You’ve fallen waaaay off.. Since playing daddy, your rhymes been senseless.
.. but your kid looks just like her father. Tell me you don’t see MY resemblance.
Plus your mom’s something the ugly stick wouldn’t hit - With the lights OUT! ..
.. and her menstrual pads got wings so big, Osama’s plannin’ to fly one at the White House.
You might roll with the right crowds, but our board knows I torch foes with course flow ..
.. while your career has so many blips, your legend spot could be written in Morse Code.
I’ll douse my cigarette in your flesh. Burn either hand, have you screaming DAMN! ..
.. then stub the butt in your stomach - like Zinedine Zidane.
But even so, most people know Com lacks the heat to go and beat this foe ..
.. I got him off to a flying start, and booked his plane ride outta this bitch a week ago.
Get serious. You feminine lookin’, with a voice that’s high pitched, you NOT brolic ..
.. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit - I aint know whether I should hit this bitch IN the back… or FROM it!


wow, hmmm I dunno seems I was laughing at Cam's verse more,

v/Cam

[Vaskez]

show my post dammit

[Philly®]

Dude I've seen you around, and I can' believe that you're proud
Fag you've allready lost it... and I don't mean the round
So I'ma clown his intentions, frown at his howls for attention
Coz I normally ain't one to judge, but I'll send him down with a sentence
So we'll see who gets the last cheer coz It ain't hard to beat this wack queer
He left RB to try and dominate and yep.. the bitch is back here
^^^lmfao... nice lines so far^^^

I'm the Ultimate Fighter.. so don't even raise ya finger to this king
Coz its the battle of the brits and if you're pointing... I'm Bisping
So watch this don leave this prick stunned, water pistols vs big guns
I mean when Camarac last dropped hard.. so did fucking Big Pun
Bitch I'm crowned for my wit..I'll stomp down on your shit,
I'll crush Camarac to dust so come and watch compound a bitch
^^nice 1's here^^^




vs.




You’ve fallen waaaay off.. Since playing daddy, your rhymes been senseless.
.. but your kid looks just like her father. Tell me you don’t see MY resemblance.
Plus your mom’s something the ugly stick wouldn’t hit - With the lights OUT! ..
.. and her menstrual pads got wings so big, Osama’s plannin’ to fly one at the White House.
You might roll with the right crowds, but our board knows I torch foes with course flow ..
.. while your career has so many blips, your legend spot could be written in Morse Code.
Get serious. You feminine lookin’, with a voice that’s high pitched, you NOT brolic ..
.. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit - I aint know whether I should hit this bitch IN the back… or FROM it
^^lmfao... nice shit cam^^


IMO kinda close but in the same aspect it wasn't... com brought the heat n was very consistant for the most fact... cam came pretty dope aswell, but it was quotables thst lost this for him... both actually tried n that's was good... nice battle n read guy's

V/com

[Phayme]

Yeah this kid was hard when he brawled, if he took part you were mauled
So I'll be glad to place him next to Evolve, in the RB vet morgue
So we'll see who gets the last cheer coz It ain't hard to beat this wack queer
He left RB to try and dominate and yep.. the bitch is back here
Bitch I'm crowned for my wit..I'll stomp down on your shit,
I'll crush Camarac to dust so come and watch compound a bitch

Vs

Ive been waiting for this.. Think ya fam’s the hardest? You’re DAMN retarded ..
.. cos your Click`s more laughable than the one that Adam Sandler starred in
Plus your mom’s something the ugly stick wouldn’t hit - With the lights OUT! ..
.. and her menstrual pads got wings so big, Osama’s plannin’ to fly one at the White House.
You might roll with the right crowds, but our board knows I torch foes with course flow ..
.. while your career has so many blips, your legend spot could be written in Morse Code.
I’ll douse my cigarette in your flesh. Burn either hand, have you screaming DAMN! ..
.. then stub the butt in your stomach - like Zinedine Zidane.

V. Cam

Very close battle, both came dope.

[Erupt]

3-2 me