First post on this site - Just clowning around Seeing what y'all think
See everyone seems to be confused, So it's now up to me
To say if your sex life is abused, You could possibly have STD's
Now settle down class, you all know the drill
if you put it in your ass, the consequence's could probably Kill
HIV aint no laughing matter, Its a deadly Disease.
*Kid 1* "Uhhhh Sir, Can i be excused to leave the class please"
And why would you like to leave the lesson Timmy?
*Kid 2* "Because he fucks bobby's ass without a Jimmy"
Now now Simon it's not called a Jimmy, It's a condom
Look class it just so happens that i've got one.
*Kid 2* Why would you have one of those in school sir
Because Mrs. Johnson's coming after school and imma teacher (Teach her)
Now let's all talk about putting these on your penis
This is an extra large, yours would probably be the size of a peanut
Now you open the foil, Pinch the tip and Roll it over and down
Simon can you please Get over being the class clown
It's not supposed to go over your head
Well it is, but the wrong one - I mean...forget what i Just Said
Now i know you havent ALL have had sex have ya
so this part is too be practiced on the bannana
Make sure you roll it right down so it's all protected
Because you dont wanna end up like the next Kid
Un-aware and unable, so he doesnt bother with it
He doesnt care that she's able to concieved, but he dont give a shit
Now let's get too the main point which is Intercourse
And of course, you'll have sex but only in due course
make sure you know all the facts before you Rush
because you more than likely could end up catching thrush
Another one you wanna watch is called Gonorrea
Because if people know you got that, they aint gonna wanna see ya
*Kid 2* - Sir, i'm curious as to what is Syphilis
*Pulls down screen* - Well Class, that looks like this
(ewwww) okay, that's enough with the consequences, What are the rewards?
*Kid 4* - (Yells) You manage to get a hot bitch in your draws
(Laughs) Too true Zach, But i remember Back, How your dad used to act
Too cool but that, Was changed when tina saw his size - or i mean the lack
Now anyway, you get the chance to concieve a child if your female
the 9 months is great, morning sickness, cravings - its a fairy tail
But then come's the labour, sitting in the hospital with ya legs spread
Screaming for god to save ya. Ya husband looks in and nearly drops dead
This is from personal experience kids, trust me it's all worth the trouble
Just to have a baby who lives, that every night you can cuddle
Now the only problem during the whole of the pregnancy
Was the fact a white child is the type i was expecting to see
*Kid 5 * HaHa - Everybody Sir's wife is a Slut
Yes Chris, she was like your mom, couldnt keep her legs shut
Now anyway that's pretty much the end of the class today
and if you ever have unprotected Sex, you better pray
because if she's not on the pill, you probably will
have a kid that you gotta look after, wipe after when it spills
Love it, teach it, Feed it, Do whatever you see fit
but dont' say i've never taught you what to do, Class Dismissed
Now where's that Mrs Johnson, i need a kiss
Yere, Just leave me feedback on this,
-KriminaL-
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