This one goes out the the biggest dweebs on the site, the dudes who wear butt plugs and thongs because the feeling of something in their anuses provides them confidence but are also the scourge of any type of written competition:
"People" who check into 1-2 battles and don't write anything useful
Check check 1-2, 1-2... no, fuck you and your boo-hoos
You can go orally kung-fu nude old and young dudes
It doesn't matter to either of us if you write shit or bust
or quake your dick-filled mouth until it foams & it's not thrush
When I came to save the day from 30 word battles being not filled
The dweebs who couldn't write two lines took their estrogen pills with soy milk
And whined and whined and tattled and cried, a lot of wasted tears
Nobody wanted to see your 1-2 as in your raps or your dick-tasting combo of your mouths and rears.
Suddenly in a flash, there was a dash to to the dudes who are site staff...
Originally Posted by
YOU.
Help me, help me fast! All Seeing Eye won't screw my ass!
While your jaws are slacked let me lay down facts:
It takes 3 of your battles to match the hype of when I write a bar real fast.
Originally Posted by
You.
But Week 5: Exalted vs Plethora was nearly a thousand without you.
I dropped when pleth no-showed and he would not have showed if he didn't HAVE to.
But with tears in his eyes and semen in his ass, he set to write some dainty prose
He wrote against MY bar and PMed Exalted "bro take off your clothes"
Remember the time I made Zunto curl into a ball and cry?
How do you win a battle a whine "Don't make me see the Eye"?
If you read this and didn't write it, go weep to your wine and painting class group during dinner
Or @MoansOhGod will hit you with a corny open mic and then will DM you on Tinder
As for the title, a captive audience is a commodity that doesn't expire.
You want to mouth-stroke my dick until my pubes catch brush fire.
The leagues can't thrive if you are horny to enter but not write
So sit with yourself and have an internal discussion about what's right
Letting battles go with maybe a check-in, and minimal to no effort given
Or when I save the fuckin' day making sure there is shit written
So put your whining energy into writing energy, don't go weep to a guy
No matter what you do, you will never see the Eye
This is where I'd put the mic down but this is typed, not spoken out loud
And you'd hide the microphone in your ass where it would join a crowd.
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