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[TheShaman]

I've got more style than Flaubert when I write with the flair of Francois de Voltaire to define modern life like Charles Baudelaire.
You're still reading Byron? That's rare. Are you a Vicodin heir reclined in a chair or a child that's in care by a Chinese au pair?
Or a 19th century pirate with sight that's impaired? Guess that's why you get scared when brothers Wright out of thin air.
And that's a nice try, but I ain't a Marxist, mon frere. Why, do you ask? Cuz I ain't on oxy, moron. That's why I own shares.

[EyeDealIstic]

I've got desires and needs only the throbbing member of another man can satisfy

You're a vegan except for your hunger for guys gravies,
no maybes and no, you cannot bear babies.

Stop asking to be impregnated, your needs are fabricated.
You're going to sass until your derriere is desecrated.

You firmly believe the solution to your problems are throbbers.
You steal semen samples at a clinic and call yourself bank robber.

You dont pick up his calls unless he is offering sex.
You lost your posterior virginity like you lose battles of word, mind, and text.


Post Script Prediction- @TheShaman will reply with something effeminate and pointless, guaranteed.

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Post Script Prediction- @TheShaman will only be able to comfort himself with several nude sailors.

[Virbius]

I've got more style than Flaubert when I write with the flair of Francois de Voltaire to define modern life like Charles Baudelaire.
[…]
And that's a nice try, but I ain't a Marxist, mon frere. Why, do you ask? Cuz I ain't on oxy, moron. That's why I own shares.

Yo lemme check my pseudo-intellectual battle rapper bingo card…
TheShaman mentioning Voltaire, thinking that shit goes hard
Bingo!

You’re not rich you’re a fucking hobo, you’ve not got shares (/Cher’s) like Sonny Bono when she went fucking solo, and that shit’s a lot…
I’mma cut you up and shove your body in the biggest pot, boiling your bones since you said you’re getting into stocks.

[TheShaman]

Yo Virb, if you ever killed The Shaman, you'd get the 30 for going against your God like Judas.
Cuz I do this for myself. So if I'm ghost writing it's the Posthumous Memoirs of Bras Cubas.
I don't care what you think is hard. You're all the same like Norman Bates' business cards.
But I'm full of goodwill. So when I pick up chicks in bars, homie's like "My boy's wicked smart!"

[Virbius]

This like the ending of the second gospel, we’ll see this mark suffer.
Bro you compared me to Judas? what a daft fucker.
Witness it, I’ll win this shit and profit off it, keep calm brother,
This something I’mma go to the goddamn bank-wit’, like the last supper.

[TheShaman]

My demons got advocates so sleazy and adament they could make the Christian protagonist Jesus of Nazareth appear in the Vatican and kneel to a Catholic priest in the chapel, receiving the sacrament by kissing his hand and admitting the fact that the leading evangelists Peter and Matthew were secretly faggots, and that his feet had her hair on them cuz him and Iscariot took turns skeeting on Magdalene. Yo, I'm beating a flagellant cuz you're clearly a masochist if you believe in that sack of shit they be feeding the pastorates. The only way you'll be meeting your banker's if you're dealing with scams from a city in Bangladesh. So it ain't the last supper just cuz I'm drinking a Sazerac and eating this Bag of chips.

[Main Character]

For a second I thought dude was coming back, and then I realized this dude doesn't know how to rap.

He rhymes wow every third or fourth count, His shots are like two kids playing nerf at your house.

To say the least It's at least comedic. It's the work of a stand-up comic slash paraplegic.

Simply put you're just a random plethora of thought. With so much A.D.D you look like Angelicas doll.

Motion So "dull" they can't even see you in the back row, they're forty feet in the air, yeah you are that small.

[Jack Hallows]

having to read this faggot’s lyrics has left me distraught.. i’m weak, b.
rap requires suspension of disbelief.. but to see you as a Main Character or even an MC? requires all thoughts to halt completely
you wanna talk about back rows asshole? well that’s where we load these weapons..
approach bro aggressing, blows connecting you hear his bones compressing… & that’s how i turn wherever you’re seated to the nosebleed section…

[Jack Hallows]

My demons got advocates so sleazy and adament they could make the Christian protagonist Jesus of Nazareth appear in the Vatican and kneel to a Catholic priest in the chapel, receiving the sacrament by kissing his hand and admitting the fact that the leading evangelists Peter and Matthew were secretly faggots, and that his feet had her hair on them cuz him and Iscariot took turns skeeting on Magdalene. Yo, I'm beating a flagellant cuz you're clearly a masochist if you believe in that sack of shit they be feeding the pastorates. The only way you'll be meeting your banker's if you're dealing with scams from a city in Bangladesh. So it ain't the last supper just cuz I'm drinking a Sazerac and eating this Bag of chips.

this lame’s inane. hella heroin enflames his brain.
i’ll carve Jesus into his syringe since he keen on takin the Savior’s name in vein
get slain for gain. i’ll give you 1 cut for every dollar this campaign has lain.
they’ll have to sift you through a drainage strain.. remain in ya lane…

[Virbius]

what a roundabout way of saying you scared, Mr. “I Can Go Unlimited”

Sam set sixteen bars as befits your ability, you wanted to change it and ditch the rigidity…
You said “more?” I said “sure!” with my typical dignity and was glad of the room for more lyrical imagery….
Twenty four bars… we set a figure specifically…
You think that 8 got me tilted? I could do this shit for infinity.

[Slayerr.]

Too many syllables verb, u wordy nerd, that’s not how we fight here so when it comes to crunch time
You can do it to infinity and beyond but we’d be reading a light year until we EVENTUALLY reached ur punchline

[Jack Hallows]

Sam set sixteen bars as befits your ability, you wanted to change it and ditch the rigidity…
You said “more?” I said “sure!” with my typical dignity and was glad of the room for more lyrical imagery…

Oh? or is this what you actually did?:

@KnoXville hey Jack just tried to change it to a fucking 80 bar battle at the last minute. He’s at it again bro.

Eighty bars, I’m not even joking! What a tryhard.

@Jack Hallows For fuck’s sake Jack. Ain’t nobody wanting to read 24 more lines of your inane bullshit.

smh…

what a way for this wack fellow to back peddle.. kid telling gruesome fables
you be swinging from one of Knox’s cack pebbles to the other even before the sack settle.. shit look like Newton’s cradle
this rap rebel attracts devils like black metal.. but i knew some angels
think you’ll survive when Jack wrestle? it’s Sabu’s attack level - before you die you gettin thrown THROUGH SOME TABLES!!!

Newton’s cradle:




Sabu ^ R.I.P to the Hardcore GOAT.

[Virbius]

Aww we got ourselves a bladecoat brawler? well that’s hella cute.
My art of war’s more armoured core, I execute in mechasuits.
Sam said he’d be fire, what a mean liar!
Catch a puncture wound in his flat, it’ll seem dire, they really threw Jack under the bus, he should re-tire.

[Jack Hallows]

Virb has sex with guys in private & lies to hide it
pretending that he slide vaginas but can’t deny the science
they say HIV mostly affects faggots but he tryna change that stigma in this rising climate…
so he climbs his highest where everyone can eye his signage and replies defiant:
“MY NAME IS VIRBIUS I’M HERE TO PUT THE ‘BI’ IN “VIR-US!!”

[ well that’s what he means to say, but here’s how we’d hear it: ]

“MY NAME ITH VIRBIUTH I’M HERE TO PUT THE ‘BI’ IN “VIR-UTH!!”

[Main Character]

my bars are insane have you seeing kyle rittenhouse middle LA
Wondering how many guerillas I could take.
probably eight hundred, We all laughing at Jack cuz he aint funny.
He looking at tik tok straight tuggin, vape buzzin taken more hits than J budden.
you get jumped by fake dummy's