Yea...

[◄Patʁone►]

meehh.. fuck the ice.. I'm too tropical for that shit.
I like the cold.. but by cold I mean 50's/60's.
Yea.. basically fuck everything north of the dixie line.. lol

[abiona]

I don't wanna be an eskimo... but I do want to go here:

http://www.icehotel.com/

[◄Patʁone►]

^I'd like to go there.
With an electric blanket and at least 5-7 womenz to cuddle with

[Cody Nash]

maaaan, chicks about to have nipples lookin' like 99 cent jerky sticks layin' down in a bed like that! bwahaha...

[Nika Subin]

Relevant.
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i wanna be a giraffe...

I want you to be a giraffe too. Nobody has ever been able to successfully deepthroat me before.

[Toobs]

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I want you to be a giraffe too. Nobody has ever been able to successfully deepthroat me before.

i JUST said that to someone like a week ago on facebook lol

[Nika Subin]

i JUST said that to someone like a week ago on facebook lol

Laugh out loud? Do people really laugh out loud? Y'know what's laugh out loudable? This would be the perfect time to say, "Great mind's think a like." Truth is, that phrase is forever scarred by a coworker of mine. A coworker who was a fat lazy scumbag of a human being who would instantly hit on chicks that turn eighteen, hit on chicks as old as him, hit on chicks that flirt back with him, all in the workplace while still being lazy fucking lazy fuckiddidy fuck fuck like no words to describe him... like I'm not even a bully, but I used to drain his sink when he wasn't doing dishes because I just hated this guy so much... and THEN for him to become the mother fucking ASSITAN MANAGER!!! WHY? Because he "knew" all the jobs already and just needed to be trained managerially. And we were seriously hard up for an assistant. (Same things happen in the army. That NCO you're forced to parade rest for might actually have less time in the service than yourself, so it was a "fact of life" that I had to deal with) Well, he was married too. That's why it's ok for me to hit on all the chicks, but not him. I dig being single again, shit's funny since I'm not a douchebag. (Yet at the same time, very touching. 'Cause women got problems. No doubt.)

Anyway... he'd often give me orders that I would already be working on. And when I told him, he'd smile and say, "Great minds think alike." But this Italian fuck (/noracist) could not be hated on by me. Why couldn't I hate him even though I hated him so much? Why I would gladly parade rest for him by request even though he's shitbag every which way. Why did I even bother to listen to the words coming out of his dick-stained mouth?

Click below to find out!

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He was a Juggalo, and y'all can eat a dick if you're not!

And that, my dear friends and family, is what I call... "lol"

[Witty]

I don't wanna be an eskimo... but I do want to go here:

http://www.icehotel.com/

Damn...that's like some superman status, I'ma go there one day, when I'm a successful billionaire water-aerobics instructor

[EyeDealIstic]

@Witty , did you achieve your goal of living in an igloo?

[Witty]

@Witty , did you achieve your goal of living in an igloo?

Yes.

Until the other Eskimos forced me out because I kept calling them Eskimos.

They prefer Inuit.

I also molested a few seals which apparently is frowned upon within the Eskimo (inuit) community.

I blame woke.

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Laugh out loud? Do people really laugh out loud? Y'know what's laugh out loudable? This would be the perfect time to say, "Great mind's think a like." Truth is, that phrase is forever scarred by a coworker of mine. A coworker who was a fat lazy scumbag of a human being who would instantly hit on chicks that turn eighteen, hit on chicks as old as him, hit on chicks that flirt back with him, all in the workplace while still being lazy fucking lazy fuckiddidy fuck fuck like no words to describe him... like I'm not even a bully, but I used to drain his sink when he wasn't doing dishes because I just hated this guy so much... and THEN for him to become the mother fucking ASSITAN MANAGER!!! WHY? Because he "knew" all the jobs already and just needed to be trained managerially. And we were seriously hard up for an assistant. (Same things happen in the army. That NCO you're forced to parade rest for might actually have less time in the service than yourself, so it was a "fact of life" that I had to deal with) Well, he was married too. That's why it's ok for me to hit on all the chicks, but not him. I dig being single again, shit's funny since I'm not a douchebag. (Yet at the same time, very touching. 'Cause women got problems. No doubt.)

Anyway... he'd often give me orders that I would already be working on. And when I told him, he'd smile and say, "Great minds think alike." But this Italian fuck (/noracist) could not be hated on by me. Why couldn't I hate him even though I hated him so much? Why I would gladly parade rest for him by request even though he's shitbag every which way. Why did I even bother to listen to the words coming out of his dick-stained mouth?

Click below to find out!

Hidden Content:

He was a Juggalo, and y'all can eat a dick if you're not!

And that, my dear friends and family, is what I call... "lol"

I miss you, even though you were the most deeply disturbed and mentally unwell human being I have ever communicated with in my life. Which is quite an achievement. You were good people.


I'd be very surprised if you're still alive due to the aforementioned mental illness and general self destructive behaviour, but if you are I hope you see this and know I remember you fondly.

[Messiah.]

Ah Witty, how I’ve missed you.