Who want's to hear a funny joke?
I do, so I'm gonna tell it and laugh about it for at least an hour.
Why can't any of you play poker?
Because you'd rather poke HIM!
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Why did I feel the need to insert such a knee-slapper? Because that fucking hashtag shit is effeminate as hell and is essentially SCREAMING for a hard hard shlonging.
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Here's my jokeOriginally Posted by SecondRobert
Why shouldn't they allow handicaps in golf?
Because they're loud, annoying and they slow everyone's game down.
So would you say they could cripple one's on course experience?
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Exactly lol
Ooo Ooo, I got one!
Why did the text battler get a degree in architectural engineering and development?
Because he wanted to make a career out of managing erections.
See what I did there? I used long words to say text battlers like cock. Crafty banter, innit?
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That is the correct way to format a joke
Bars
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Jokes on this forum are designed to bring pleasure to guys so in essence you expressed concern over the pleasuring of men.
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weird, that's the exact opposite for most, u USA ?
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yes, you can play online poker on like 548393 sites in canada u live in the best place TO play online poker.. stars/gg poker/party poker, etc etc u have all the best sites. then u can play on global poker which is where i mainly play which is very good. lmk if u ever wanna hop on and play some 1-2k buy in playa
Its changing though. Like last year I was on pokerstars and now this year I can't gamble anymore. I'm in quebec though. Ontario got the greenlight to use pokerstars now.
Used pokerstars for 20 years and hate to change but I might have to
ya i believe it's only quebec tho and u should have some other options
but yea u can't play globalpoker either which is where i play
Ya I'm in the US. I played on pokerbros at the beginning of the pandemic but that started drying up a little I decided to wait until live poker came back.
I prefer playing live
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Yeah I heavily prefer online, much faster, I get bored when I play live and would never play if not drinking w friends
I just wanna play blue so I can take whatever excess income he has, I like u king I don't wanna take ur money <3
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if u ever do get the itch to play online play globalpoker tho, best games in USA by far
I actually never played global. How are the tourneys? Any decent guarantees?
What do u play?
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1k - 2k PLO or NLH cash, whatevers running. been playing online full time for 5yrs now
the tourneys r small but ok, i just troll around in them and still win so any1 who cares would do gr8 in them
much better than dumping ur money in the ACR pit
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