So you're looking for an excuse to fawn and drool over a picture of a real man? Gay.
You're desperate for my approval? Gay.
Calling me a "keyboard warrior" because I tell the truth about you? Gay.
Pleading for a man to validate you? Gay and emo.
Cody Emo, you already lost two battles against me. And you lost the war against your feminine side. And you lost your rear virginity while maintaining your front virginity. And your mascara is smearing on some poor bloke's balls.