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[Hassle Hoff]

Yo muffè

[Attack of the Muff]

Yoo

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I can't tell Wats going on in ur avy

Cept that the top frame is definitely a screenshot from Starship Troopers lol

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It's sum racist shit isn't it

Lol. The joke is right here

I don't see shit but a close up of Wesley snipes

N I kno u ain't comparing us

[Hassle Hoff]

Bra muff I'm bout to go to the local sports bar and get drunk with some hoes


Slide cuh

[Attack of the Muff]

If I could I would

[Pistols Pete]

Why can't I just drop my punch instead of closing my battle

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@ILLunatic

[Dr Onionstein]

Why can't I just drop my punch instead of closing my battle

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@ILLunatic

Your username is "pistols" but your sig says "pistol". Also, some guy named The Great Father said you were a decent sort.

[Attack of the Muff]

Lmfao

So is it plural or singular

MK ur fkn mind up

[Hassle Hoff]

Pistols penis'?

[Attack of the Muff]

Penis Pete maradick

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Eh :/

Lol

[alphadog]

Wtf

[ILLunatic]

Why can't I just drop my punch instead of closing my battle

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@ILLunatic

Because it's past the deadline and there's no exceptions

[Lenox]

@ILLunatic don't close battles while I'm at school please I got a couple other battles to vote on


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[Fresh]

@ILLunatic don't close battles while I'm at school please I got a couple other battles to vote on


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doesn't close til sunday mornign

[alphadog]

@Fresh , ill said he might close shit early if everyone's posted

[3bet]

It is your life. You wake up and say "good morning text battles". You purchased an attachable keyboard for your phone so you can write bars. You spend your hours working in the tollbooth by the bridge writing bars, and that one time Harold from two booths over asked if you wanted to join him and the rest of the employees at TGI Fridays you replied "nah, I'm a textcee and the text battle game needs me". You then go immediately to wherever it is you reside and spend two hours studying text battle raps and then when you are tired you go hug your custom-made body pillow that has thousands and thousands of text battle rap bars printed on it and say "good night text battles" and go to sleep and dream of naked little boys writing text battle raps and calling you the best textcee they've ever seen.

This is each and every day of your life.

*dies*