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[Attack of the Muff]

If u knew who Bernard Hopkins was and have speculated on amen hacing a neyo head then yes...U would have gotten the joke

But then again

I'm talking to Ralph Waldo Emerson right now

Smh

U have the sense of humor of a 30yr old four Chan member. Your shtick is incredibly tired...

Speaks to self in third person

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Metro secular avatar/typical Animal avatar/Wants to be perceived as eccentric

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lol. Every post is a fucking novel.

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Legit lame as fuck

Cheeeeckkkk

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lol @Metro secular avatar

Disregard that

FKN AUTOCORRECT

[xXAmenXx]

I know of the references, but it wasn't funny. Saying Amen's hairline receded like family values in America, THAT is funny. But you went with the low-brow reference and then... THEN... your subtlety in making advances to me occur. You should not be swooning over a sir for his wit and candor, it is unsavory.

Unsavory.

I can help you transform from Kathy Griffin to Peter Griffin in terms of being able to elicit laughter instead of groans (and male moans of an uncouth and often unsanitary nature), but you must depart off of your high horse at once.

[Attack of the Muff]

it seems your the only one writing me interventions about intentional low brow jokes?

The likeness is uncanny

Wasn't trying to be "witty"

But I digress. We shall see if your work induces far more than the one groan your irrelevant ass managed to produce

Fair enough?

[xXAmenXx]

Let me ask you something: have you ever watched Ghostbusters, the movie?

[Attack of the Muff]

Yeah, why?

[xXAmenXx]

The conversation needed a point of diversion since you're obsessed with calling me the most genius human being you have ever witnessed and I called you a convalescent indolent. And it was going nowhere.

[Attack of the Muff]

no I called you a bland pompous assist

Now wear those shoes, bitch

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Asshat*

Sigh

[xXAmenXx]

Which is a way of calling me the most brilliant human you have ever seen without seeming like you were trying to be a heiney-smoocher.

Yeah, I phrased it like that.

[Attack of the Muff]

You are decidedly British.

*sigh*

[Coup.]

boards have gotten odd as shit

s'like every 1s got some hidden ttuth

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boards have gotten odd as shit

s'like every 1s got some hidden ttuth

[xXAmenXx]

I want the elmo sippy cup for my apple juice

When it is your turn, sure.

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You are decidedly British.

*sigh*

Indeed.

[Attack of the Muff]

Guarantee this dude looks like the half of Tenacious D that isn't Jack Black.

[xXAmenXx]

I will have you know women (and men of your particular way of choosing alternative romantic lifestyles) happen to find me attractive based purely on my looks. And NO, I will absolute not make any attempts to prove my claim to you as it would go against the ethos of my post signature.

[Attack of the Muff]

I wasn't going to ask you to post your pic. No worries

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@Joe Boston

U fgt. Where'd u go lol

[xXAmenXx]

Good. And don't bring Mayonnaise Muffin back into this chat. You're banal but that guy's gayer than two cocks fighting for room inside a 14 year old boy's anus.