That's why I stopped posting it got weirdOriginally Posted by The Great Father
That's why I stopped posting it got weird
Yet I get chastised from other sections for trying to keep the homoerotic undertones suppressed to the darkest depths. Like it's some sort of a local crime that I'm openly straight.
How would you respond if a gay African American made a sexual advance on you at a bar?
You counting LLL links for rank points?
Yes
See, I'm an asshole so I'd goad the sucker to buy me drinks and an appetizer (mozzarella sticks) while keeping him a few feet away. Granted this means conversation so I'll bring up my staunch conservative agenda...
who am I kidding? I'd tell the dude to fuck off and for him to go on rapbattles.com and look up this user named Amen for experienced gay sex. If he gets aggressive he's getting hospitalized. I wish I was tolerant enough to pull off the hustle free drinks bit but I thought about it and I don't have the skill sets to pull that off. But I do have a good uppercut/hook combo.
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I'm dying at how you related gayness to LLL. You deserve some rank points for this, legitimately.
What if you're at the bar and a white homosexual approaches you grabs your toosh and goes hey handsome
That shit killed me, LMAO.who am I kidding? I'd tell the dude to fuck off and for him to go on rapbattles.com and look up this user named Amen for experienced gay sex. If he gets aggressive he's getting hospitalized. I wish I was tolerant enough to pull off the hustle free drinks bit but I thought about it and I don't have the skill sets to pull that off. But I do have a good uppercut/hook combo.
He's getting shoved unless he's substantially heavier in which case he's getting punched. I already know I'm a good looking man, but I don't play that LLL shit.
How often do you have sex with someone of the opposite sex?
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And do you role play?
Like you do on here, rapbattles.com
Except for when I engage in solo missions, my sexual encounters are all with women. Sorry to disappoint you (I'm not sorry, you're gay as hell lady).
Also, you pretending to be a woman when with a man does not allow you to count it as you having sex with someone of the opposite sex. Look at you cringing at the thought of sex with a female though.
tGf what would happened if you locked up the LLL guys in a room with nothing but whips and whipped cream?
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Periods. Periods would happen.
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