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Thread: I want a whole new way to masterbate

  1. January 3rd, 2005, 03:26 PM #151
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    burn ur piece off
    and get a gurl with a dick
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  2. January 3rd, 2005, 03:27 PM #152
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    The Foo Foo/Fi Fi video will be gold-dust to everyone here.
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  3. January 3rd, 2005, 07:03 PM #153
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    Quote Originally Posted by B Semi
    ur thinking with the wrong head man...

    get a bitch, and if she aint down with the shit u wanna do then move on to the next 1...duhh
    Your a dumb fucking virgin.
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  4. January 3rd, 2005, 07:16 PM #154
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    What you will need:
    1x Small Towel
    1x Lubricant<---what ever it is called
    2x Surgical Gloves(incase one tears)
    1x Ruber Band<--something that ties but stretches also

    Instructions:
    Lie the towel down flat and place glove inside with the bit where your hand goes inside
    lying on the edge of the towel

    Rap the towel around the glove and place rubberband around the top of the towel

    Lubricate the inside of glove

    Place the towel between something(i.e couch, bed, etc) What ever takes your fancy

    *walks away in big trench coat*
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  5. January 3rd, 2005, 07:18 PM #155
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    Quote Originally Posted by Homer Pimpson
    What you will need:
    1x Small Towel
    1x Lubricant<---what ever it is called
    2x Surgical Gloves(incase one tears)
    1x Ruber Band<--something that ties but stretches also

    Instructions:
    Lie the towel down flat and place glove inside with the bit where your hand goes inside
    lying on the edge of the towel

    Rap the towel around the glove and place rubberband around the top of the towel

    Lubricate the inside of glove

    Place the towel between something(i.e couch, bed, etc) What ever takes your fancy

    *walks away in big trench coat*
    BRILLAINT!
    [YOUTUBE]VrNoDUblAtE[/YOUTUBE]
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  6. January 3rd, 2005, 07:36 PM #156
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    lol at the virtual pussy
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  7. January 4th, 2005, 10:46 AM #157
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    theres this comedian in britan called ricky gervais. star of the office.

    he realeased a dvd a while ago which is funny as fuck... any way he says in it that his friend told him once to have the best wank ever you got to.

    1.get in a bath
    2. get an erection.
    3.keep your helmet above the water and the rest of your penis below it. so its like an island
    4. get a fly.
    5. pull it wings off and set it on this "island"
    6. watch it run about and try to escape...


    i swear i was laughin for a solid 10 mins when i heard this.. but if you that desperate.

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  8. January 4th, 2005, 11:33 AM #158
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    Quote Originally Posted by FriendlyAlbanian
    That fills the following requirements:

    Doesn't involve animals or other people..
    I hope you havn't experienced with animals

    $ DOT FAT




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  9. January 4th, 2005, 11:36 AM #159
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    Quote Originally Posted by Homer Pimpson
    What you will need:
    1x Small Towel
    1x Lubricant<---what ever it is called
    2x Surgical Gloves(incase one tears)
    1x Ruber Band<--something that ties but stretches also

    Instructions:
    Lie the towel down flat and place glove inside with the bit where your hand goes inside
    lying on the edge of the towel

    Rap the towel around the glove and place rubberband around the top of the towel

    Lubricate the inside of glove

    Place the towel between something(i.e couch, bed, etc) What ever takes your fancy

    *walks away in big trench coat*

    This is the Entensity Foo Foo.

    Lol.. there's a video in the post archives but I can't be bothered to look through.
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  10. January 4th, 2005, 04:31 PM #160
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    i've never had that problem.. I have to beat my girl off with a stick every night......

    she just loves my cock i suppose

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  11. January 4th, 2005, 06:58 PM #161
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoyalFamily
    I hope you havn't experienced with animals
    No, but 10 people have suggested "putting peanut butter on your dick and have your dog like it off". Hence, that disclaminer.

    i've never had that problem.. I have to beat my girl off with a stick every night......

    she just loves my cock i suppose
    Yea, I'm sure.
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  12. January 4th, 2005, 07:08 PM #162
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    YES i'm sure..... I'm sure anyone on here will tell you... I'm 25 with a fiance and a baby boy due in may and i STILL get the poo nanny...

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  13. January 4th, 2005, 07:15 PM #163
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    and if you dont believe me she just tried to drag me off the comp for MORE sex....

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  14. January 4th, 2005, 07:17 PM #164
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    Quote Originally Posted by Com
    YES i'm sure..... I'm sure anyone on here will tell you... I'm 25 with a fiance and a baby boy due in may and i STILL get the poo nanny...
    *makes offcolor remark about her pussy being to loose to fuck in may, then casually walks off...*
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  15. January 4th, 2005, 07:22 PM #165
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    she has allready had three children.. and STILL needs lube to accomodate the mighty com

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