[Heavy Weight Match] Chrit VS Evolve

[Evolve]

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Check In Due: Wednesday 11-05-03
Verses Due: Friday 11-07-03
Voting Due: Sunday 11-09-03

Winner Is Heavy Weight Champ & Middle Weight Belt Is Up For
Grabs Next Week

Good Luck & Drop Whole Assed....

[Chrit.]

In...

16?

[Evolve]

In.. 16

[Evolve]

aight here is something quick since Chrit has been waiting for two
days w/ his verse... fuck it.. here:

Ahhh shit!! 'Volve Vs Chrit.. but Will it... live up to the hype??
it might...
only if Chrit No Shows & leaves Me w/ BOTH verses to type
yeah, thats rite.. im that nice, not pollite.. but i will say "Thanks"
cause while he Pictures the win.. his verses' are Drawing Blanks
im the Worst w/ Pranks.. & my Sense of Humor seems broke
so when Chrit wanted in Origin Ill....
i told him "Sorry, I Can't Take a Joke"
& an Avi w/ DMX don't make you dope... its False Advertisement
cause we've seen YOUR pic.. & based on that
McDonald's shouldn't Super Size Shit!!
you fat bitch.. you need to realize this.. Your Are Really Nothin
& im speaking from your Mirror's point of view when i say.......
Stop Frontin!!
all your drops are Bluffing.. disgusting & just a waste of space
so Play the Hand you were Dealt...
or i'll keep Hitting you till i Fold your Face
your a known disgrace, who hasn't shown a trace of skill
so if i told Chrit to suck my dick.. he would
just to get the Taste of Ill
call it what you want, Fate or Will.. dont matter, you been through
so how could it have been Chrit What?
when it was always .....Chrit Who????????

[Chrit.]

Never showers... I guess this dick is truly grimey and slick...
Still no audio... So try to Evolve with the first text LP on SoundClick...
Your getting evicted you had no room to talk in the first place...
So if your pitching a loss, then I guess im walking to first base...
Old man on RB... why cant you and BTK just die now...
'Volve a good parent?…you cant even raise the voters eye brows...
Rich is the fat kid... Peep how he devoured Kit Kat with a shit verse...
While I sat back and snickered... Knowing this week I'd make ya Star Burst...
Richard... Rich... Dick... Regardless, like homophobes I loathe this cock...
Cut you a brake this week to watch you speed into my writers block...
Lack of ideas...Man, you bit my check in... Words must hate you....
Help you out by tossing L's and a M, E, R, and K too...
Evolve's useless... week in and out the same shit...
Cats in a league of his own... but so were Madonna and Gina Davis...
Abuse 'Volve as number 2... The likeness to Austin Powers is stunning...
I'll walk away with the belt and the win
........................ while your periods keep running

[Lethargic]

Evolve's Verse

Ahhh shit!! 'Volve Vs Chrit.. but Will it... live up to the hype??
it might...
only if Chrit No Shows & leaves Me w/ BOTH verses to type

Nice, been done, but flipped very nicely

yeah, thats rite.. im that nice, not pollite.. but i will say "Thanks"
cause while he Pictures the win.. his verses' are Drawing Blanks

Yet again...nicely flipped concept.

im the Worst w/ Pranks.. & my Sense of Humor seems broke
so when Chrit wanted in Origin Ill....
i told him "Sorry, I Can't Take a Joke"

hahahaha

& an Avi w/ DMX don't make you dope... its False Advertisement
cause we've seen YOUR pic.. & based on that
McDonald's shouldn't Super Size Shit!!

Somewhat nice...he wasn't really fat. Looked more broad.

you fat bitch.. you need to realize this.. Your Are Really Nothin
& im speaking from your Mirror's point of view when i say.......
Stop Frontin!!

Decent

all your drops are Bluffing.. disgusting & just a waste of space
so Play the Hand you were Dealt...
or i'll keep Hitting you till i Fold your Face

ANother nicely flipped concept

your a known disgrace, who hasn't shown a trace of skill
so if i told Chrit to suck my dick.. he would
just to get the Taste of Ill

This just detracted from your verse majorly

call it what you want, Fate or Will.. dont matter, you been through
so how could it have been Chrit What?
when it was always .....Chrit Who????????

Ouch, very nice

Dope Verse. Had a lot of flipped concepts though. However, every concept you flipped was done nicely. Which didn't make it as bad as it normally would have been. A lot of Solid punches, with a couple personals...one I didn't really agree with. Overall dope verse...now, on to Chrit's.

Chrit's Verse

My battles always stickied... Not just due to a Title Match
But because winnings adhesive... And I stick to what I"m good at...

Okay, decent

Never showers... I guess this dick is truly grimey and slick...
Still no audio... So try to Evolve with the first text LP on SoundClick...

Decent

Your getting evicted you had no room to talk in the first place...
So if your pitching a loss, then I guess im walking to first base...

Nicely flipped...Funny.

Old man on RB... why cant you and BTK just die now...
'Volve a good parent?…you cant even raise the voters eye brows...

Nice, lol

Rich is the fat kid... Peep how he devoured Kit Kat with a shit verse...
While I sat back and snickered... Knowing this week I'd make ya Star Burst...

Nice wordplay...moderate punch

Richard... Rich... Dick... Regardless, like homophobes I loathe this cock...
Cut you a brake this week to watch you speed into my writers block...

Nice, feeling it much so

Lack of ideas...Man, you bit my check in... Words must hate you....
Help you out by tossing L's and a M, E, R, and K too...

Lol

Evolve's useless... week in and out the same shit...
Cats in a league of his own... but so were Madonna and Gina Davis...

lmfao

Abuse 'Volve as number 2... The likeness to Austin Powers is stunning...
I'll walk away with the belt and the win
........................ while your periods keep running

Lmao, dope...nice personal. You use a lot of periods too, lol

Yet another dope ass verse. You also had a flipped concept or two in there. Yet again, nicely flipped. Some hard hitting personals. Very dope verse.

Both of you came really nice in this battle. A great read. Flow was on point in both verse. Both threw a lot of punches that were hard hitting. I actually wish I had done a points system, would make this easier. This is no doubt going to be a close battle. However...

Vote ~ Chrit

Just came with the better verse in my eyes. Great battel from both. Good luck, pz.

[Walter Wall]

Evolve's Verse

Ahhh shit!! 'Volve Vs Chrit.. but Will it... live up to the hype??
it might...
only if Chrit No Shows & leaves Me w/ BOTH verses to type

7/10....played but fresh delivery

yeah, thats rite.. im that nice, not pollite.. but i will say "Thanks"
cause while he Pictures the win.. his verses' are Drawing Blanks

6/10....decent, heard it often

im the Worst w/ Pranks.. & my Sense of Humor seems broke
so when Chrit wanted in Origin Ill....
i told him "Sorry, I Can't Take a Joke"

8/10....funny personal

& an Avi w/ DMX don't make you dope... its False Advertisement
cause we've seen YOUR pic.. & based on that
McDonald's shouldn't Super Size Shit!!

7/10 ...decent personal

you fat bitch.. you need to realize this.. Your Are Really Nothin
& im speaking from your Mirror's point of view when i say.......
Stop Frontin!!

9/10......haha, still laughin at this one

all your drops are Bluffing.. disgusting & just a waste of space
so Play the Hand you were Dealt...
or i'll keep Hitting you till i Fold your Face

7/10....nice

your a known disgrace, who hasn't shown a trace of skill
so if i told Chrit to suck my dick.. he would
just to get the Taste of Ill

6/10....funny but not hard hitting

call it what you want, Fate or Will.. dont matter, you been through
so how could it have been Chrit What?
when it was always .....Chrit Who????????

10/10....haha, dope ass personal/finisher

Evolve's Verse=60/80......75%

Chrit's Verse

My battles always stickied... Not just due to a Title Match
But because winnings adhesive... And I stick to what I"m good at...

7/10...good wordplay

Never showers... I guess this dick is truly grimey and slick...
Still no audio... So try to Evolve with the first text LP on SoundClick...

6/10...could of been worded better

Your getting evicted you had no room to talk in the first place...
So if your pitching a loss, then I guess im walking to first base...

7/10...Ive heard it, but still nice

Old man on RB... why cant you and BTK just die now...
'Volve a good parent?…you cant even raise the voters eye brows...

9/10...heh, funny personal

Rich is the fat kid... Peep how he devoured Kit Kat with a shit verse...
While I sat back and snickered... Knowing this week I'd make ya Star Burst...

9/10...dope wordplay/semi personal

Richard... Rich... Dick... Regardless, like homophobes I loathe this cock...
Cut you a brake this week to watch you speed into my writers block...

9/10....dope

Lack of ideas...Man, you bit my check in... Words must hate you....
Help you out by tossing L's and a M, E, R, and K too...

7/10...nice flip on a played concept

Evolve's useless... week in and out the same shit...
Cats in a league of his own... but so were Madonna and Gina Davis...

8/10...heh, good

Abuse 'Volve as number 2... The likeness to Austin Powers is stunning...
I'll walk away with the belt and the win
........................ while your periods keep running

5/10...weak finisher

Chrit's Verse=67/90............74.44%

This Battle was real dope on both sides
The verses were practically equally enjoyable my category so I went to math
I read it over twice and still think evolve took it by a hair, .56th of a percent to be exact
big props to both

Vote-Evolve

[tdn]

Woot Woot!

I'm banned for being an idiot

[Taktik]

EVOLVE

Ahhh shit!! 'Volve Vs Chrit.. but Will it... live up to the hype??
it might...
only if Chrit No Shows & leaves Me w/ BOTH verses to type

7/10....nice but I've seen before many times

yeah, thats rite.. im that nice, not pollite.. but i will say "Thanks"
cause while he Pictures the win.. his verses' are Drawing Blanks

6/10....um...okay but not as decent as others,plus somewhat played

im the Worst w/ Pranks.. & my Sense of Humor seems broke
so when Chrit wanted in Origin Ill....
i told him "Sorry, I Can't Take a Joke"

8/10...overall direct punch, pretty good

& an Avi w/ DMX don't make you dope... its False Advertisement
cause we've seen YOUR pic.. & based on that
McDonald's shouldn't Super Size Shit!!

8/10 ... flow was a sliver off but not enough to hinder it, good punch

you fat bitch.. you need to realize this.. Your Are Really Nothin
& im speaking from your Mirror's point of view when i say.......
Stop Frontin!!

9/10......damn that was hurtful, dope punch

all your drops are Bluffing.. disgusting & just a waste of space
so Play the Hand you were Dealt...
or i'll keep Hitting you till i Fold your Face

7/10....meh, was nice but lacked complexity or somthing, good though

your a known disgrace, who hasn't shown a trace of skill
so if i told Chrit to suck my dick.. he would
just to get the Taste of Ill

7/10....yet again, a so-so to bad line, little impact, but ight

call it what you want, Fate or Will.. dont matter, you been through
so how could it have been Chrit What?
when it was always .....Chrit Who????????

10/10....this is the line I think a lot of Chrit's opponents have been trying to come up with, you just produced it perfect, dope punch

Evolve's Verse=61/80......75.30%

Chrit

My battles always stickied... Not just due to a Title Match
But because winnings adhesive... And I stick to what I"m good at...

6/10...had a good wordplay and all but when it comes to battles, this line produced nothing to down the opponent really hard, but good line otherwise

Never showers... I guess this dick is truly grimey and slick...
Still no audio... So try to Evolve with the first text LP on SoundClick...

6/10...I was thinking of using this last week, found it hard to word, and it seems you had the same problem

Your getting evicted you had no room to talk in the first place...
So if your pitching a loss, then I guess im walking to first base...

7/10...sounds familiar but flipped a little and nice

Old man on RB... why cant you and BTK just die now...
'Volve a good parent?…you cant even raise the voters eye brows...

9/10...starts off a personal and ends like a witty punch, nice line

Rich is the fat kid... Peep how he devoured Kit Kat with a shit verse...
While I sat back and snickered... Knowing this week I'd make ya Star Burst...

8/10...um.....i dunno what the kit kat is you mentioned but w/e, good complexity in wordplay

Richard... Rich... Dick... Regardless, like homophobes I loathe this cock...
Cut you a brake this week to watch you speed into my writers block...

9/10....nice wordplay.....first part was good but cud've been better


Lack of ideas...Man, you bit my check in... Words must hate you....
Help you out by tossing L's and a M, E, R, and K too...

6/10...can't really say you flipped this, because the whole L shit is so old BTK patented it! Too many people do it still

Evolve's useless... week in and out the same shit...
Cats in a league of his own... but so were Madonna and Gina Davis...

8/10...clever way to put it

Abuse 'Volve as number 2... The likeness to Austin Powers is stunning...
I'll walk away with the belt and the win
........................ while your periods keep running

5/10...oh mayne what happened! Seen the idea and I gotta say compared to the rest of the lines, I was expecting this to end it off dope, maybe even put you over the edge to win

Chrit's Verse=64/90............71.11%

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Overall.......this was an ill battle, good punches from both, good personals from both, probably gunne be the best battle this week, my vote goes to Evolve because he just came with hilarious shit, I mean that was crazy, his verse last week against me was dope this was dope and he deserves to win...Chrit dropped a dope verse too, he brought personals and a lot of punches to the table but just got edged.

What I noticed was a lot of played material, my advice is if you have to flip at all, make sure you add a big twist to it cuz nothing is more unenjoyable than reading shit that has been around for awhile.....

Hopefully I'll get my chance to retain the title, but until then, keep dropping this ill shit

[Chrit.]

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[Nahlidge]

Evolve's Verse
Ahhh shit!! 'Volve Vs Chrit.. but Will it... live up to the hype??
it might...
only if Chrit No Shows & leaves Me w/ BOTH verses to type
... Nice way to open up ...

yeah, thats rite.. im that nice, not pollite.. but i will say "Thanks"
cause while he Pictures the win.. his verses' are Drawing Blanks
... Ha dope ...

im the Worst w/ Pranks.. & my Sense of Humor seems broke
so when Chrit wanted in Origin Ill....
i told him "Sorry, I Can't Take a Joke"
... Dope ...

& an Avi w/ DMX don't make you dope... its False Advertisement
cause we've seen YOUR pic.. & based on that
McDonald's shouldn't Super Size Shit!!
... LMAO ... Nice ...

you fat bitch.. you need to realize this.. Your Are Really Nothin
& im speaking from your Mirror's point of view when i say.......
Stop Frontin!!
... Didn't get it ...

all your drops are Bluffing.. disgusting & just a waste of space
so Play the Hand you were Dealt...
or i'll keep Hitting you till i Fold your Face
... Dope ... Ill wordplay ...

your a known disgrace, who hasn't shown a trace of skill
so if i told Chrit to suck my dick.. he would
just to get the Taste of Ill
... Aight lines ...

call it what you want, Fate or Will.. dont matter, you been through
so how could it have been Chrit What?
when it was always .....Chrit Who????????
... Dope finisher ...

Chrit's Verse
My battles always stickied... Not just due to a Title Match
But because winnings adhesive... And I stick to what I"m good at...
... Aight opener ... Nice flip ...

Never showers... I guess this dick is truly grimey and slick...
Still no audio... So try to Evolve with the first text LP on SoundClick...
... Nice personal ...

Your getting evicted you had no room to talk in the first place...
So if your pitching a loss, then I guess im walking to first base...
... Dope ...

Old man on RB... why cant you and BTK just die now...
'Volve a good parent?…you cant even raise the voters eye brows...
... Ha ... Dope flip ...

Rich is the fat kid... Peep how he devoured Kit Kat with a shit verse...
While I sat back and snickered... Knowing this week I'd make ya Star Burst...
... Dope wordplay ...

Richard... Rich... Dick... Regardless, like homophobes I loathe this cock...
Cut you a brake this week to watch you speed into my writers block...
... Ehh ... aight ...

Lack of ideas...Man, you bit my check in... Words must hate you....
Help you out by tossing L's and a M, E, R, and K too...
... Aight ...

Evolve's useless... week in and out the same shit...
Cats in a league of his own... but so were Madonna and Gina Davis...
... Anotha aight one ...

Abuse 'Volve as number 2... The likeness to Austin Powers is stunning...
I'll walk away with the belt and the win
........................ while your periods keep running
... Not that dope for a finisher ... But aight ...


Overall
My vote goes to Evolve cuz he came more consistent wit harder hittin' punches ... Had a lot more stick out lines ... Where as Chrit had a lot of "aight" ones ... This was a nice battle tho ... Props to both ...

Vote : Evolve

[Chrit.]

Hmm...

Guess people idnt like the play on his style last week for that finisher....

Oh well

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[Blackflags]

Ahhh shit!! 'Volve Vs Chrit.. but Will it... live up to the hype??
it might...
only if Chrit No Shows & leaves Me w/ BOTH verses to type

^ That Killed The Whole Thing...LMAO....

yeah, thats rite.. im that nice, not pollite.. but i will say "Thanks"
cause while he Pictures the win.. his verses' are Drawing Blanks

^ That Was Dope Too....Everything Was......But I Don't Feel Like Quoting....LoL

Chrit Came Hard Too...

Never showers... I guess this dick is truly grimey and slick...
Still no audio... So try to Evolve with the first text LP on SoundClick...

^ That Was A Dope Ass Fuckin Personal.......

Also The 1st Base Punch Was Good......Kinda Played, But Still Dope.

But, Overall, I think Evolve Edged This One Out With Better Ounches And Personals.

So My Vote Goes To Evolve

DoPeYz.

[The End]

Nice battle. I'm not going to give a vote and sway people, but just wanted to say I enjoyed this battle.

[Chrit.]

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