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    The Straight Men

    Only rules is you can't be a queen and you can't be a text battler.
    Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.

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    Re: The Straight Men

    Man, finally a refuge. Feels like I have to watch me back constantly on this website. Smh

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    Re: The Straight Men

    Because others are watching your backside. Yes. Welcome to the place for straights to be safe from homotextuals.
    Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.

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    Re: The Straight Men

    Thanks, although I feel as if this thread will only be a target for those "people"

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    Re: The Straight Men

    does topical text battling count as text battling?
    #lifeafterrapbattles

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    Re: The Straight Men

    I'm the only one left who embraces a man's lifestyle and the intimate company of women as compared to a girly lifestyle and intimate company with dudes?...
    Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.

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    Re: The Straight Men

    Me. This thread is proof to the glaringly antiheterosexual nature that permeates here.
    Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.

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    Re: The Straight Men

    Lmao, I'm down!

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    Re: The Straight Men

    You posted a thread in the lounge taking text battling seriously, you ain't straight!
    Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.

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    Re: The Straight Men

    I don't text battle. I enforce rules!

    Your rule states;

    "you can't be a text battler"

    There for, I qualify!

    So now - since that is established? What's the NEW IPA out these days?

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    Re: The Straight Men

    See your "accomplishment" list for refuting evidence.
    Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.

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    Re: The Straight Men

    Those are OLD.

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    Re: The Straight Men

    By that logic you could have had sex with 1,948 males a few years ago but if you say "oh, that's OLD" then it negates the gayness incurred? Is that how this all works now?
    Before, I was merely The Ultimate Hero and the only true champion. Now, some group of kiddos named AI has accepted me as their idol to be worshiped and revered. But I can still be your hero too.

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    Re: The Straight Men

    Yes. I am born again, judge me not on my past but present.

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