CHAMP MATCH: KONTEXT vs RIDICULOUS

[KnowP]

Regular House Rules
Freeposters will be banned for 3 days
Check in by Wednesday
Verses due by Friday
Voters will receive 5 points added to their Ranking

@Kontext
@Ridiculous

[Kontext]

inn.

[Salamander]

We both got LLL, you wanna keep this a little shorter?

[Kontext]

I got 16 for you..

[Salamander]

You sweet Diva, tellin Faggot lies about the wins that you tally
N I would say broaden your horizon's but you make everything seem like a feminist rally

you display a glass chin, kid's softpussy, a coward, weak with your pitch
so go'head and broaden the Horizon, then maybe You'll stop being the bitch

Uh oh...

I'll make you eat slugs for dissing me, put Val out of his misery
Cus' oral sex with your grandmother is the only way you'll go down in history

Ya Flow sounds so Foreign, and ya Concepts is just a Year Younger
so if he Goes Down In History, It's Oral sex with his Grandmother

Fag is a fem in disguise, uses secret, and his tampons a mistery
type to eat out his grandma, juss to go down in history

Okay Konflake, let it out. Start typing your hate, queer.
No need to Bottle those emotions, you've been recycling for 8 years. ^
No fighting your fate here.. I could've sworn you were able.
Until I realized battling chumps was your idea of bringing Mor to the table.
I ain't supportin' your fables.. You beat NO ONE worth a shout.
Your inflated ego only exposes how much you've Floated for the belt.
Beat ME? He wouldn't. He couldn't. Any way you put it, 'Text fell.
It's just funny how he's still repping LX and I left because he couldn't XL.
I'm modding my car, my truck, and you guessed it.. my fucking van.
You're modding FL, biting old concepts, re-using them and becoming champ.
My punches break when I punch your face, fuck your faggot circles.
'Texturize are open now, but they're about to be shut with shades of purple.
You'z a str8 bitch, a stupid fake kid, I'm diggin' you a great ditch dude.
Your skills are Medium at best, and even they won't communicate with you.
I hope you know it's over and I'm sorry kid, I know it must be soaking in.
All I needed was a Crack at the title to show that voters have been smoking it.

@Kontext

[Salamander]

@Kontext

I thought you had 16, bruh?

[Kontext]

@Kontext

I thought you had 16, bruh?

Ehem.

My click do the sparking. you drop decent then do frivolous talking
Your setups are choppy n basic,
On top of that you Sway more than your hips when you're walking
Dickriding faggot. get off of your high horse lil homie i'm tellin you
Never claim that we're whack. becus' I quit text... THEN you left the crew
Pussy knows that i'm great. fuck records, we see he's a fake
Why even start with a clean slate if i'm only gonna use it to beat your face?
I mean, you got a wicked flow. but I'm breakin bones cus' this kid is slow
I'll even settle for a Tie Son..-like uppecut that'll break the ribs under Riddick Bowe
fa'real I'm the GOAT. get your little ass thrown into a river & float
& You won't see any smiling faces becus' i'm better off slitting your throat
This kid is a joke. hits like a bitch, just talks like he's in power
But noone's feeling your Broadcast..-especially since you decorated it pink with flowers
To bring death ain't a thing. Rid just wanted to text wit the King
& faggot you joined Project Mayhem thinking you'd be sewing dresses for Spring
Step in the Ring & get demolished. My title you can't snatch
& is it me? or is he the first nigga Ever. to Bitch his way. OUT of a champ match




week 4 in LLL

3 way for the belt? Weak.

16

Oh and since we both speak our mind, I thought I'd let you know, this should have been Sobe and I, but since you were putting down the heat I figured I'd give you a shot at it. Then you complain??

Good luck.

I would have rather been excluded.

There shouldn't even be a champ match yet. Lol

Go read the pages in chat.

I said in Week 4 there would be a HW Title Match. Go back and read the mags.

Fuck it, I'm out, you guys have fun. I'll message Illunatic to have someone else run this

Tired of all the fucking complaining and whining everytime I do shit to spice up the league, you guys want the same old boring freepost fest and complain at every turn. Fuck you bitches

Out.

[Kontext]

@...Celph Taut @Alastair @Alias Minded @Don Jon @Donshotta @Phalanx @Untold. @erratic


nice verse @Ridiculous

didnt know it was beef tho'

[Kontext]

@King @joeboston

[Salamander]

Word, good battle. @Kontext

@Sobe @.Allen Knight. @The Real Spit @Switch.

[Switch.]

Okay Konflake, let it out. Start typing your hate, queer.
No need to Bottle those emotions, you've been recycling for 8 years. ^
No fighting your fate here.. I could've sworn you were able.
Until I realized battling chumps was your idea of bringing Mor to the table.
Beat ME? He wouldn't. He couldn't. Any way you put it, 'Text fell.
It's just funny how he's still repping LX and I left because he couldn't XL
My punches break when I punch your face, fuck your faggot circles.
'Texturize are open now, but they're about to be shut with shades of purple.

Vs

My click do the sparking. you drop decent then do frivolous talking
Your setups are choppy n basic,
On top of that you Sway more than your hips when you're walking
I mean, you got a wicked flow. but I'm breakin bones cus' this kid is slow
I'll even settle for a Tie Son..-like uppecut that'll break the ribs under Riddick Bowe
To bring death ain't a thing. Rid just wanted to text wit the King
& faggot you joined Project Mayhem thinking you'd be sewing dresses for Spring

Decent battle here guys. Damn at the quotes ridic had of kontext bars...lol smh. Anyways I feel ridiculous edged this with more quotable but also an overall fresher verse. His personals hit better for example with the bottle of emotions compared to kontexts closer. I thought kon dropped alright, the first line was stretched but I still found it amusing as well as the project mayhem line lol however played out lines like the clean slate and broadcast let you down in my opinion and also I don't know if the reference to ridic leaving the crew was feeding but I doubt you'd do something like that with your experience. Anyways bottom line is ridic got this. Good luck to u both

V/rid

[CLA919]

Disagree! v/@Kontext

Better flow for a text battle, I don't want to read and try to figure out the twang thrown on the word (that's vocal) textual should be laid out in exact rhyme scheme in my opinion (it's half the challenge). I also feel the disses were more cunning and visual... Listen, it's hard to get me to laugh at a diss battle cause they're so played out and stupid, but I giggled - any guy that can make a girl laugh just wins period.


-VOTE DQ'd

[Salamander]

@Traydmark @Capcom

[Kontext]

@xXFresHXx @God of War @.Allen Knight. @Mordycai

[Capcom]

Ridiculous

Okay Konflake, let it out. Start typing your hate, queer.
No need to Bottle those emotions, you've been recycling for 8 years. ^

Nice Opener here didn't really need all the quotes to proves your point 1 or 2 would've sufficed lol

No fighting your fate here.. I could've sworn you were able.
Until I realized battling chumps was your idea of bringing Mor to the table.

LoL LiL side shot at Mordy I'm guessin, decent personal tho

I ain't supportin' your fables.. You beat NO ONE worth a shout.

Insert Punch here...Yeah this may have cost you BIG bro, set up stand alone, I'm prolly the only person who caught that

Your inflated ego only exposes how much you've Floated for the belt.
Beat ME? He wouldn't. He couldn't. Any way you put it, 'Text fell.
It's just funny how he's still repping LX and I left because he couldn't XL.

Nice flip here, tells a lil story too Nice

I'm modding my car, my truck, and you guessed it.. my fucking van.
You're modding FL, biting old concepts, re-using them and becoming champ.

Nice Personal Here wit the sting to boot

My punches break when I punch your face, fuck your faggot circles.
'Texturize are open now, but they're about to be shut with shades of purple.

Nice Wordplay, but it kinda missed at the end, I think of texture I'm thinking the actual feel of it nah mean? Could've worded it better like "your eyez are swelled up feelin like jello shots of purple" or something to that note u get what I'm sayin?

You'z a str8 bitch, a stupid fake kid, I'm diggin' you a great ditch dude.
Your skills are Medium at best, and even they won't communicate with you.

LoL Nice

I hope you know it's over and I'm sorry kid, I know it must be soaking in.
All I needed was a Crack at the title to show that voters have been smoking it.

Good closer

Kontext

My click do the sparking. you drop decent then do frivolous talking
Your setups are choppy n basic,
On top of that you Sway more than your hips when you're walking

LoL Nice Personal good sting to it

Dickriding faggot. get off of your high horse lil homie i'm tellin you
Never claim that we're whack. becus' I quit text... THEN you left the crew

Nice 1-2 diss right here...str8 up diss facts thats all thats needed

Pussy knows that i'm great. fuck records, we see he's a fake
Why even start with a clean slate if i'm only gonna use it to beat your face?

Meh, Nice setup but the punch was mediocre could've been worded better

I mean, you got a wicked flow. but I'm breakin bones cus' this kid is slow
I'll even settle for a Tie Son..-like uppecut that'll break the ribs under Riddick Bowe

Good Concept, forced nameplay tho..and you gave him props on the setup lol that's a no no bruh But I like where you was headed on the punch

fa'real I'm the GOAT. get your little ass thrown into a river & float
& You won't see any smiling faces becus' i'm better off slitting your throat

Nice

This kid is a joke. hits like a bitch, just talks like he's in power
But noone's feeling your Broadcast..-especially since you decorated it pink with flowers

Nice misdirection there LoL

To bring death ain't a thing. Rid just wanted to text wit the King
& faggot you joined Project Mayhem thinking you'd be sewing dresses for Spring

LMaO! LotB right there

Step in the Ring & get demolished. My title you can't snatch
& is it me? or is he the first nigga Ever. to Bitch his way. OUT of a champ match


Decent here, cuz I know what really went down and yeah that shit was stupid LoL I'd of prolly did the same thing


Pretty good battle here, both of ya'll did ya research but after it's all said & done I gotta go with KoN on this one. His Punches did damage man, and remember I said that Miss'd punch might of cost you Ridic, it did but in no way made you lose cuz honestly Kon was swingin them Haymakers homey he'd of prolly won anyway.

V-Kontext