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Thread: LW Matchup: Provoke (4-0) vs Meters (4-0)

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    LW Matchup: Provoke (4-0) vs Meters (4-0)

    Read the rules.
    Verses due by Friday,
    Check ins are due next Wednesday. If you don't check in there will be a replacement.
    No show verses will not be permitted, if you drop a no show verse and the other person shows before the deadline you will not be allowed to edit your verse. Please don't wait for the last minute to drop, drop as early as you can.
    Agree on a line limit of 10-20 lines, nothing more nor less.
    Meters will hold the belt until LLL resumes or he is knocked off.

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    Checkin In..

    Set the line limit man..


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    Checking in, let's go 14.

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    Honestly.. how is Meters supposed to compete against me?
    Jeez.... he thinks Dumb & Dumber is a damn documentary!
    Ip's consistantly changing.. poor bastard has no family.. no home
    Tho good will come out of this loss kid..... you'll finally feel owned
    Mediocre at best.. faggot had a false start in the human race..
    And if the walls could talk......... they'd simply spit in your face
    Still... four up with no losses.. not bad for a retarded wigger..
    Be glad son.. Its the closest you'll come to handling a good figure
    Shit.. I'd even put money on the fact that last night.. you wept..
    Meters idea of a one night stand...... a Guinness record attempt
    & the owl avy.. a flexible predator, thats nothing like you.. I can tell..
    But I'll crack ya neck back & twist.. so you can look after yourself!
    You'll need it.. fuck your crew.. basically I'll whip you with the belt
    'Cos Meters approach got so many cracks in..
    ......................................its like he's stepped up on eggshells.


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    Freeposts cleared. Get your verse in ASAP Meters.

    Young P, if you go into any random thread again and post I'm taking off votes from your battle. I've warned you before, this is the last time.

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    (Young P was once here...and then his excessive freeposting was clear. So that one punch makes sense, it's referring to him.)



    Am I the only one in this battle?...hell, was your verse even dropped!?!?
    But i still might battle a formidable foe...
    ...Depending on the size of my writer's block!
    Shocked by this bitch's gall...that's a 'check in', you don't submit in it
    Idiot surrendered his one shot at impact by giving me choice of line limit!
    You're finished...trying to play vet? that's a long shot but what's worse..
    I distinctly have seen those concepts before...in Leth's retirement verse!
    I'll reimburse ya before ya quit...but ya better prep ya career for the end
    Any C.D. you were on wouldn't..celibate ass..
    ...wordplay this flamer can't comprehend!
    Pretend i'm not too witty for you...your mind needs a serious breather..
    And i'd ditch the wordplay and come blunt...
    ...odds are, you wouldn't understand that either!
    I'm coming malicious whore...don't be angry with me as i rip your cred..
    blame the guy who'd of beat you if he showed...
    ...you know, the only other person in this thread!
    Bitch should be banned for wackness...point driven home as I shook 'em
    You used to be Harlem's Finest..but you're STILL a step behind Brooklyn!

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    Since this is a big matchup, I'll break this down well..

    Quote Originally Posted by Provoke
    Honestly.. how is Meters supposed to compete against me?
    Jeez.... he thinks Dumb & Dumber is a damn documentary!
    Uh if this was a personal I didn't pick up on it, if not bad opener
    Ip's consistantly changing.. poor bastard has no family.. no home
    Tho good will come out of this loss kid..... you'll finally feel owned
    Decent wordplay, was ok
    Mediocre at best.. faggot had a false start in the human race..
    And if the walls could talk......... they'd simply spit in your face
    Nice diss, not much of a punch
    Still... four up with no losses.. not bad for a retarded wigger..
    Be glad son.. Its the closest you'll come to handling a good figure
    Nah, wasn't feelin' this
    Shit.. I'd even put money on the fact that last night.. you wept..
    Meters idea of a one night stand...... a Guinness record attempt
    Lol, not a personal, but a pretty dope punch, nice wordplay
    & the owl avy.. a flexible predator, thats nothing like you.. I can tell..
    But I'll crack ya neck back & twist.. so you can look after yourself!
    Not bad, not dope
    You'll need it.. fuck your crew.. basically I'll whip you with the belt
    'Cos Meters approach got so many cracks in..
    ......................................its like he's stepped up on eggshells.
    Not such a great closer

    Quote Originally Posted by Meters
    (Young P was once here...and then his excessive freeposting was clear. So that one punch makes sense, it's referring to him.)



    Am I the only one in this battle?...hell, was your verse even dropped!?!?
    But i still might battle a formidable foe...
    ...Depending on the size of my writer's block!
    Ehh.. stretched, nice try :-/
    Shocked by this bitch's gall...that's a 'check in', you don't submit in it
    Idiot surrendered his one shot at impact by giving me choice of line limit!
    Not feelin' this
    You're finished...trying to play vet? that's a long shot but what's worse..
    I distinctly have seen those concepts before...in Leth's retirement verse!
    Nah, not feelin' this either
    I'll reimburse ya before ya quit...but ya better prep ya career for the end
    Any C.D. you were on wouldn't..celibate ass..
    ...wordplay this flamer can't comprehend!
    Nice line, stretched, but nice
    Pretend i'm not too witty for you...your mind needs a serious breather..
    And i'd ditch the wordplay and come blunt...
    ...odds are, you wouldn't understand that either!
    Just played your above punch, was ok tho..
    I'm coming malicious whore...don't be angry with me as i rip your cred..
    blame the guy who'd of beat you if he showed...
    ...you know, the only other person in this thread!
    What? Let me know what I don't get here, I didn't see the "deleted freeposts"
    Bitch should be banned for wackness...point driven home as I shook 'em
    You used to be Harlem's Finest..but you're STILL a step behind Brooklyn!
    Nice personal, yes I realize that's his slsk name, good line

    Pretty good battle, some nice lines and some not nice lines. Provoke's flow was on point and dropped pretty consistently. He had good personals. Meters came stretched at times, had some repeating punches, and wasn't as consistent. He had a few "filler" lines that I wasn't feelin' too much.

    V/ Provoke
    Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome

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    vote/ meters

    Honestly.. how is Meters supposed to compete against me?
    Jeez.... he thinks Dumb & Dumber is a damn documentary!
    - horrible, 1/5-
    Ip's consistantly changing.. poor bastard has no family.. no home
    Tho good will come out of this loss kid..... you'll finally feel owned
    - this was decent, stretched 2.5/5
    Mediocre at best.. faggot had a false start in the human race..
    And if the walls could talk......... they'd simply spit in your face
    didn't realy get it. but ill give 2.5/5
    Still... four up with no losses.. not bad for a retarded wigger..
    Be glad son.. Its the closest you'll come to handling a good figure
    - made NO SENSE.. 1/5
    Shit.. I'd even put money on the fact that last night.. you wept..
    Meters idea of a one night stand...... a Guinness record attempt
    - again, tis made even less sense 0/5
    & the owl avy.. a flexible predator, thats nothing like you.. I can tell..
    But I'll crack ya neck back & twist.. so you can look after yourself!
    this is ok, but stretched, 3/5
    You'll need it.. fuck your crew.. basically I'll whip you with the belt
    'Cos Meters approach got so many cracks in..
    ......................................its like he's stepped up on eggshells.
    this was finally a goo dline 5/5....

    15/35

    Am I the only one in this battle?...hell, was your verse even dropped!?!?
    But i still might battle a formidable foe...
    ...Depending on the size of my writer's block!
    this was ok, strecthed... 3/5
    Shocked by this bitch's gall...that's a 'check in', you don't submit in it
    Idiot surrendered his one shot at impact by giving me choice of line limit!
    ----- eh decent, stretched 2/5
    You're finished...trying to play vet? that's a long shot but what's worse..
    I distinctly have seen those concepts before...in Leth's retirement verse!
    -- this was a good line 3.5/5
    I'll reimburse ya before ya quit...but ya better prep ya career for the end
    Any C.D. you were on wouldn't..celibate ass..
    ...wordplay this flamer can't comprehend!
    -- didn't really get it, 1/5
    Pretend i'm not too witty for you...your mind needs a serious breather..
    And i'd ditch the wordplay and come blunt...
    ...odds are, you wouldn't understand that either!
    --- um ok i guess 2/5
    I'm coming malicious whore...don't be angry with me as i rip your cred..
    blame the guy who'd of beat you if he showed...
    ...you know, the only other person in this thread!
    -- very stretched 2/5
    Bitch should be banned for wackness...point driven home as I shook 'em
    You used to be Harlem's Finest..but you're STILL a step behind Brooklyn
    --- great 5/5, both there best lines were there closers

    18.5/35
    .. im back

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    Stop this herb voting..

    If you don't get any bars in our verses.. don't vote..

    Seriously.. he didn't get three of my damn punches.. and one of Meters..

    An invalid could get those.. read verses properly faggot..

    & I'm not gonna explain 'em to you kid..
    Last edited by .Provoke; March 27th, 2004 at 02:32 PM


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    i finally get the guiness record attempt, but it still dont get the others
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    if ya dont get the punches dont damm vote coz you are costin provoke votes!!! damm herbs!! sup provoke !!! ill vote on this later!!!
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    Vote - Provoke.

    i`ll elaborate once i get home.
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    fine, my vote doesn't count, doesn't really bothe rme
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    ^ It isn't for me to decide anyway..

    I'm saying a vote on two verses if you don't understand what the bars mean is just dumb and pointless..


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