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Verse Fri 12am EST
Battles Close Sunday
3 links - auto dq
hey chrit. 16-20?
nah, but 20's fine with me.
Fuck a pic battle, a camera couldn’t capture his stomachs girth
I’d drop a couple thumbnails, then chrit’d drop a link to Google earth
I’ll rip chrit to shreds, I could beat him without even trying man
So when this prick gets his skin graft, it’s gonna be a scatter diagram
My name’s in mags every week, n’ it just shows the pain u feel son
When ya whole body of work’s been on less supplements than ya real one
You’re verses are shit, and we sure ain’t understood em wrong
Everybody gets ya gags bitch…just do us a favour and put them on
It’ll happen again, you’ll bite from real men and the tears’ll flow
If all R.C’s failed this much Scalextric woulda gone bankrupt years ago
Ya punches miss their target, which gets verse off to a shoddy start
N’ ironically you’ve got too precise – against all ya swollen body parts
So don’t get it twisted son, because the truth is you’re small dork
But chrit’s a forceful character, it’s just a fucking shame he’s all torque
Think you still deserve clout? Your last bout was your softest yet
Chrit was quick to stake a claim <- and his rep just proves he lost that bet
He's wack as fuck n’ depressed cos we stopped him biting heads
Dude’s been down in the dumps, so I guess he’s gonna recycle instead
Myst wants to resurrect EFL, and I ain’t preventing the mend
But it’s no coincidence that after this…
…nobody mentioned it againQuote:
I need to get back to dropping a couple hundred lines a week.
Phly is familiar to me, on RB this kids mean
Even reminds of Jagged Edge... everytime we see this Brits teeth
Ya shits weak, So theres no question that I might hit
ya dome leaving enough black spots to start a soccer riot
Too pussy for an ego, so I'll bash him with a stop sign
N leave this chicken battered 'n put on the menu at Popeyes
I'm known for hate, so I'm sure to bash this gay
Who only applauded getting bush... watching the Texans on draft day
No way Phly'll win, I'll leave him busted and bent
With a verse of bloody words, like a proper argument
Duke's a strong cat, ego's growing, but not knocking ur hustle
Cuz now keepin ya head up... is takin massive amounts of muscle
Get ya head bashed in, and fucker I'll betcha
This bitch's the reason I'm Fly, is a forgotten expression
'N I know ya fragile, ya whole persona is so fake
I'll handle you with gloves... to make sure my hand wont break
I'm a drunk, so lying about it will get you hit son
since being on the piss... is just his excuse to not get shit on
You aint rookie of the year nomo' you been soft
Like that Jap... u had one great year then fell off
Fuck a pic battle, a camera couldn’t capture his stomachs girth
I’d drop a couple thumbnails, then chrit’d drop a link to Google earth
You’re verses are shit, and we sure ain’t understood em wrong
Everybody gets ya gags bitch…just do us a favour and put them on
vs.
Too pussy for an ego, so I'll bash him with a stop sign
N leave this chicken battered 'n put on the menu at Popeyes
Get ya head bashed in, and fucker I'll betcha
This bitch's the reason I'm Fly, is a forgotten expression
I'm a drunk, so lying about it will get you hit son
since being on the piss... is just his excuse to not get shit on
Sorry phly, but after one fat joke I kinda gave up on them all. Like, damn, your just constantly baggin' on a dude's weight.. when a lot of people on this site are fat. A lot of people in GENERAL are fat. I actually wish I had some more on my bones at least. Nonetheless, I've read one of your previous battles, and I can't say your as good as people portray you as. I mean, reading this verse, I see that either 1. You weren't trying. or 2. Your flame's burnt out. I'm hoping neither is the case but in this battle one of them definately happened. Chrit took more quotables here, with a pretty funny verse. The "I'm fly" line made me giggle. Your verse didn't make me smirk, which is a problem. Other than that, phly, your wit was good, just not in the way I wanted to see it. Just like a real battle, I prefer the most humorous, witty person.
Chrit grabs it.
Real nice battle...
Fuck a pic battle, a camera couldn’t capture his stomachs girth
I’d drop a couple thumbnails, then chrit’d drop a link to Google earth
Ha...funny, think I've seen the concept before though.
I’ll rip chrit to shreds, I could beat him without even trying man
So when this prick gets his skin graft, it’s gonna be a scatter diagram
Eh...ok...
My name’s in mags every week, n’ it just shows the pain u feel son
When ya whole body of work’s been on less supplements than ya real one
Coulda been real nice with better wording...
You’re verses are shit, and we sure ain’t understood em wrong
Everybody gets ya gags bitch…just do us a favour and put them on
Ok...
It’ll happen again, you’ll bite from real men and the tears’ll flow
If all R.C’s failed this much Scalextric woulda gone bankrupt years ago
Decent...I ain't played with RC cars in 20 years, but ok...
Ya punches miss their target, which gets verse off to a shoddy start
N’ ironically you’ve got too precise – against all ya swollen body parts
A bit forced...
So don’t get it twisted son, because the truth is you’re small dork
But chrit’s a forceful character, it’s just a fucking shame he’s all torque
Eh...
Think you still deserve clout? Your last bout was your softest yet
Chrit was quick to stake a claim <- and his rep just proves he lost that bet
Ok...nice-ish...
He's wack as fuck n’ depressed cos we stopped him biting heads
Dude’s been down in the dumps, so I guess he’s gonna recycle instead
Seen "down in the dumps" before...
Myst wants to resurrect EFL, and I ain’t preventing the mend
But it’s no coincidence that after this…
…nobody mentioned it againQuote:
Quote:
I need to get back to dropping a couple hundred lines a week.
Ok, I guess...not great for a closer though...
VS...
Phly is familiar to me, on RB this kids mean
Even reminds of Jagged Edge... everytime we see this Brits teeth
Damn...nice opener...
Ya shits weak, So theres no question that I might hit
ya dome leaving enough black spots to start a soccer riot
Good...
Too pussy for an ego, so I'll bash him with a stop sign
N leave this chicken battered 'n put on the menu at Popeyes
Ok...not woah, but aight...
I'm known for hate, so I'm sure to bash this gay
Who only applauded getting bush... watching the Texans on draft day
This was hilarious!!! It fuckin killed.
No way Phly'll win, I'll leave him busted and bent
With a verse of bloody words, like a proper argument
Nice Brit reference...
Duke's a strong cat, ego's growing, but not knocking ur hustle
Cuz now keepin ya head up... is takin massive amounts of muscle
Real funny...nice hit.
Get ya head bashed in, and fucker I'll betcha
This bitch's the reason I'm Fly, is a forgotten expression
Damn nice personal...ouch.
'N I know ya fragile, ya whole persona is so fake
I'll handle you with gloves... to make sure my hand wont break
Eh...kinda blah.
I'm a drunk, so lying about it will get you hit son
since being on the piss... is just his excuse to not get shit on
Reaching...don't run out of steam, dude.
You aint rookie of the year nomo' you been soft
Like that Jap... u had one great year then fell off
Good recovery...solid closer.
Damn...I thought Chrit was in trouble for a minute...
But, dude...ya won.
Vote: Chrit
You’re verses are shit, and we sure ain’t understood em wrong
Everybody gets ya gags bitch…just do us a favour and put them on
Fuck a pic battle, a camera couldn’t capture his stomachs girth
I’d drop a couple thumbnails, then chrit’d drop a link to Google earth
vs
Phly is familiar to me, on RB this kids mean
Even reminds of Jagged Edge... everytime we see this Brits teeth
Ya shits weak, So theres no question that I might hit
ya dome leaving enough black spots to start a soccer riot
Duke's a strong cat, ego's growing, but not knocking ur hustle
Cuz now keepin ya head up... is takin massive amounts of muscle
Get ya head bashed in, and fucker I'll betcha
This bitch's the reason I'm Fly, is a forgotten expression
v/Chrit
My name’s in mags every week, n’ it just shows the pain u feel son
When ya whole body of work’s been on less supplements than ya real one
Ya punches miss their target, which gets verse off to a shoddy start
N’ ironically you’ve got too precise – against all ya swollen body parts
Think you still deserve clout? Your last bout was your softest yet
Chrit was quick to stake a claim <- and his rep just proves he lost that bet
He's wack as fuck n’ depressed cos we stopped him biting heads
Dude’s been down in the dumps, so I guess he’s gonna recycle instead
Myst wants to resurrect EFL, and I ain’t preventing the mend
But it’s no coincidence that after this…
Quote:
I need to get back to dropping a couple hundred lines a week.
…nobody mentioned it again
not bad some dope lines but wasn't feelin some of them at all
vs.
Too pussy for an ego, so I'll bash him with a stop sign
N leave this chicken battered 'n put on the menu at Popeyes
I'm known for hate, so I'm sure to bash this gay
Who only applauded getting bush... watching the Texans on draft day
Duke's a strong cat, ego's growing, but not knocking ur hustle
Cuz now keepin ya head up... is takin massive amounts of muscle
Get ya head bashed in, and fucker I'll betcha
This bitch's the reason I'm Fly, is a forgotten expression
I'm a drunk, so lying about it will get you hit son
since being on the piss... is just his excuse to not get shit on
damn Chrit was inconsistent. Some really funny shit and then some was like "so??!" ...but damn I got this tied in quotables....will have to decide based on other criteria...
Chrit's rhymes were well-lazy, sometimes only single-syllable, but Phly's lines were more stretched...bah, hard to decide...
I'll decide later...
just read it again and it felt Phly had less bars I disliked completely
v/Phly...barely
Fuck a pic battle, a camera couldn’t capture his stomachs girth
I’d drop a couple thumbnails, then chrit’d drop a link to Google earth
I’ll rip chrit to shreds, I could beat him without even trying man
So when this prick gets his skin graft, it’s gonna be a scatter diagram
You’re verses are shit, and we sure ain’t understood em wrong
Everybody gets ya gags bitch…just do us a favour and put them on
Ya punches miss their target, which gets verse off to a shoddy start
N’ ironically you’ve got too precise – against all ya swollen body parts
a stretch.. but I'll give it to you.. had to read it twice though
vs
Phly is familiar to me, on RB this kids mean
Even reminds of Jagged Edge... everytime we see this Brits teeth
ROTF
Too pussy for an ego, so I'll bash him with a stop sign
N leave this chicken battered 'n put on the menu at Popeyes
I'm known for hate, so I'm sure to bash this gay
Who only applauded getting bush... watching the Texans on draft day
Duke's a strong cat, ego's growing, but not knocking ur hustle
Cuz now keepin ya head up... is takin massive amounts of muscle
'N I know ya fragile, ya whole persona is so fake
I'll handle you with gloves... to make sure my hand wont break
I got Chrit by one quotable.. Phly it seems like you were struggling with wordplay, forcing a little.. but all in all this was an entertaining read
v/Chrit
i got chrit barely, alot of Phly seemed forced to me he did come nice, both came nice but i got chrit wit a couple harder hitting lines in there... i was actually surprised phly didnt come as hot as he usually does.
vote - chrit, go peep my shit
Fuck a pic battle, a camera couldn’t capture his stomachs girth
I’d drop a couple thumbnails, then chrit’d drop a link to Google earth
I’ll rip chrit to shreds, I could beat him without even trying man
So when this prick gets his skin graft, it’s gonna be a scatter diagram
You’re verses are shit, and we sure ain’t understood em wrong
Everybody gets ya gags bitch…just do us a favour and put them on
vs.
Phly is familiar to me, on RB this kids mean
Even reminds of Jagged Edge... everytime we see this Brits teeth
Too pussy for an ego, so I'll bash him with a stop sign
N leave this chicken battered 'n put on the menu at Popeyes
I'm known for hate, so I'm sure to bash this gay
Who only applauded getting bush... watching the Texans on draft day
Duke's a strong cat, ego's growing, but not knocking ur hustle
Cuz now keepin ya head up... is takin massive amounts of muscle
'N I know ya fragile, ya whole persona is so fake
I'll handle you with gloves... to make sure my hand wont break
Nice battle here. I was expectin phly to come with more then he did though, but still had a nice verse. Chrit was just fire this week. Dope shit, lol at that jagged edge punch. Phly forced that precise wordplay which i couldnt quote I had to read it over just to get the wordplay it was so forced. But other then that good battle.
v/ Chrit
Phlymo for a more precise, well thought out verse, very close but Chrits seemed a lil rushed to me and thats the only separating factor here. V/Phly.
6-2?
damn yo this was closer than niggas voted...but i got chrit w/ his closer...decent battle yo
You’re verses are shit, and we sure ain’t understood em wrong
Everybody gets ya gags bitch…just do us a favour and put them on
Fuck a pic battle, a camera couldn’t capture his stomachs girth
I’d drop a couple thumbnails, then chrit’d drop a link to Google earth
vs
Phly is familiar to me, on RB this kids mean
Even reminds of Jagged Edge... everytime we see this Brits teeth
Ya shits weak, So theres no question that I might hit
ya dome leaving enough black spots to start a soccer riot
Duke's a strong cat, ego's growing, but not knocking ur hustle
Cuz now keepin ya head up... is takin massive amounts of muscle
Get ya head bashed in, and fucker I'll betcha
This bitch's the reason I'm Fly, is a forgotten expression
v-Chrit