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Who want's to hear a funny joke?
I do, so I'm gonna tell it and laugh about it for at least an hour.
Why can't any of you play poker?
Because you'd rather poke HIM!
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Why did I feel the need to insert such a knee-slapper? Because that fucking hashtag shit is effeminate as hell and is essentially SCREAMING for a hard hard shlonging.
Here's my jokeQuote:
Originally Posted by SecondRobert
Why shouldn't they allow handicaps in golf?
Because they're loud, annoying and they slow everyone's game down.
So would you say they could cripple one's on course experience?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
Exactly lolQuote:
Originally Posted by SecondRobert
Ooo Ooo, I got one!
Why did the text battler get a degree in architectural engineering and development?
Because he wanted to make a career out of managing erections.
See what I did there? I used long words to say text battlers like cock. Crafty banter, innit?
That is the correct way to format a jokeQuote:
Originally Posted by SecondRobert
BarsQuote:
Originally Posted by SecondRobert
Jokes on this forum are designed to bring pleasure to guys so in essence you expressed concern over the pleasuring of men.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
weird, that's the exact opposite for most, u USA ?Quote:
Originally Posted by King
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yes, you can play online poker on like 548393 sites in canada u live in the best place TO play online poker.. stars/gg poker/party poker, etc etc u have all the best sites. then u can play on global poker which is where i mainly play which is very good. lmk if u ever wanna hop on and play some 1-2k buy in playaQuote:
Originally Posted by Blue Bayou
Its changing though. Like last year I was on pokerstars and now this year I can't gamble anymore. I'm in quebec though. Ontario got the greenlight to use pokerstars now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blas
Used pokerstars for 20 years and hate to change but I might have to
ya i believe it's only quebec tho and u should have some other optionsQuote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
but yea u can't play globalpoker either which is where i play
Ya I'm in the US. I played on pokerbros at the beginning of the pandemic but that started drying up a little I decided to wait until live poker came back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blas
I prefer playing live
Yeah I heavily prefer online, much faster, I get bored when I play live and would never play if not drinking w friendsQuote:
Originally Posted by King
I just wanna play blue so I can take whatever excess income he has, I like u king I don't wanna take ur money <3
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if u ever do get the itch to play online play globalpoker tho, best games in USA by far
I actually never played global. How are the tourneys? Any decent guarantees?Quote:
Originally Posted by Blas
What do u play?
1k - 2k PLO or NLH cash, whatevers running. been playing online full time for 5yrs nowQuote:
Originally Posted by King
the tourneys r small but ok, i just troll around in them and still win so any1 who cares would do gr8 in them
much better than dumping ur money in the ACR pit