PLAYOFF CHAT

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Originally Posted by Elvis Freshley

Well I said "good job league" because it's not on you to make sure people show up. Which had I said "Good job King" you would have thrown a temper-tantrum saying that you can't make people show. Which I would have agreed with, so instead of getting into that stupid catch-22 I said it how it is. The league. Not you.

And you may not have restricted sign-ups, but you certainly didn't make it a very welcoming event for people you don't deem "vets", and you can't call it playoffs based on your standards for entry, it's basically a brand new mini-league with a decent seeding system. I don't think the word playoffs means what you think it means.

And cutting it down would still leave you with more than 3 battles haha. First ever "playoffs" where over 50% of the 1st round competitors get a bye hahaha.

You're so caught up in how tough the roster "looks" that you ignored the painfully obvious fact that most of them wouldn't show up. THAT part is on you.

So yeah, I'll let the "big boys" run things, because this is a well-oiled machine here haha. Good job those that showed up, who knows one of you will probably get byes all the way to the finals hahahaha.

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r u serious right now?

u have no idea wtf ur talking about.

i dont know what playoffs mean? lmao i've been in more playoff battles than you've had battles.


19 people signed up. 3 were left out. 1 never actually battled in the league, the other 2 had the worst records of the field. it really doesn't get any more cut n dry than that. i had 0 influence over who made it in, other than posting sign ups and tagging people. so my "standards" are completely irrelevant.

and on some real shit, if were up to MY standards, maybe 4 or 5 of these motherfuckers would have got in TOTAL. so believe me, my standards weren't a factor.


and I already said that I gambled on some dudes in order to get a 16 man playoff instead of 8.....which means i pretty much did the exact opposite of what ur saying. i wasn't trying to keep certain heads out so vets could get in, i was trying to get as many people in as i could.


smh.

activate... PARAGRAPH MOOOOODE!!!!

Haha and you missed the entire message of my post. It's all good brotha.

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Originally Posted by Elvis Freshley

Haha and you missed the entire message of my post. It's all good brotha.

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this ladies and gentleman is what it looks like when someone gets sonned and has nothing to say for themselves



what would u have done different?

and exactly how many battle league playoffs have u been a part of?

King was only in one playoffs his whole life.. everyone no showed him and he battled R!can Theory for the season champ.

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Originally Posted by King

this ladies and gentleman is what it looks like when someone gets sonned and has nothing to say for themselves



what would u have done different?

and exactly how many battle league playoffs have u been a part of?

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I've been part of plenty of playoffs, both on and off the internet. You don't have playoffs here. You can't call them playoffs with over 60% of the first round being no-show. Because now the seeding is jacked, and you can't be sure if people deserve to be where they are. Some people lost 1st round because they showed up and now people who may or may not be "worse" get to move on. Your tournament has already fallen apart.

And if you didn't have an ego bigger than Joe Boston's forehead you'd have read that I have MORE THAN ONCE said that them no-showing wasn't your fault. But you go full retard and can't get past this "tough guy badass vet legend" gimmick that you have to remain civil. You didn't "son" anyone, you just make yourself look like a toddler kicking your feet on the ground screaming over nothing.

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Originally Posted by Elvis Freshley

I've been part of plenty of playoffs, both on and off the internet. You don't have playoffs here. You can't call them playoffs with over 60% of the first round being no-show. Because now the seeding is jacked, and you can't be sure if people deserve to be where they are. Some people lost 1st round because they showed up and now people who may or may not be "worse" get to move on. Your tournament has already fallen apart.

And if you didn't have an ego bigger than Joe Boston's forehead you'd have read that I have MORE THAN ONCE said that them no-showing wasn't your fault. But you go full retard and can't get past this "tough guy badass vet legend" gimmick that you have to remain civil. You didn't "son" anyone, you just make yourself look like a toddler kicking your feet on the ground screaming over nothing.

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i never said that u claimed it was my fault they no showed. but thanks for bringing it up again for apparently no reason.


how i understood u was that u were saying people got left out so that vets could get in. which is complete bullshit. 100% complete bullshit.

then u said i didn't make it welcoming to battlers that aren't vets...which is irrelevant. playoff spots depended on your in-season record, all anyone had to do was sign in.

again, what would u have done different?? tell people who earned a spot in the playoffs that they can't be in?

King can u vote in "The Last Level Try outs" for me. If you don't mind.

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Originally Posted by Lenox

King can u vote in "The Last Level Try outs" for me. If you don't mind.

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ya i got ur PM dude, i'll hit it up tonight at some point.

i'm at work right now, only at my computer for a few minutes at a time.

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Originally Posted by King

i never said that u claimed it was my fault they no showed. but thanks for bringing it up again for apparently no reason.


how i understood u was that u were saying people got left out so that vets could get in. which is complete bullshit. 100% complete bullshit.

then u said i didn't make it welcoming to battlers that aren't vets...which is irrelevant. playoff spots depended on your in-season record, all anyone had to do was sign in.

again, what would u have done different?? tell people who earned a spot in the playoffs that they can't be in?

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From your standpoint, I wouldn't have done anything different. I probably wouldn't have taken the risk on chronic no-showers but that's hine-site which happens.

I didn't say, or at least didn't mean, that YOU personally weren't welcoming. This site as a whole isn't really welcoming to people who don't immediately fit into what's considered "good". And people hold others entirely too high, for example the stuff with KnowP offering to step down because Alphabet (I believe it was Alphabet) is a "vet" and wanted a spot.


I agree that the playoffs should have been determined off people that were in the league, but you KNEW there would be a lot of no-shows.

I suppose in retrospect you could have done a wild-card. Cut out the chronic no-shows, and see if there were 4/8 other battlers who would want to battle each other for 2/4 other spots in the playoffs. Then you'd still have the numbers to make the tournament entertaining while having a more reliable roster.

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Originally Posted by Elvis Freshley

From your standpoint, I wouldn't have done anything different. I probably wouldn't have taken the risk on chronic no-showers but that's hine-site which happens.

I didn't say, or at least didn't mean, that YOU personally weren't welcoming. This site as a whole isn't really welcoming to people who don't immediately fit into what's considered "good".

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ok i got u now, my bad.

again i'm the only one who runs the league, so it sounded like u were laying that at my feet to me. but i actually agree with u on that point.

and a wild card would have been a cool idea, definitely something to consider in the future. just try me when i say this round was doomed either way. the only reason i tried 16 entrants was because this will most likely be the last LLL season for a while, so i wanted to give more people a chance to get involved. unfortunately that meant me gambling on dudes i wasn't confident would show.

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Originally Posted by King

ya i got ur PM dude, i'll hit it up tonight at some point.

i'm at work right now, only at my computer for a few minutes at a time.

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Appreciate it

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Originally Posted by King

ok i got u now, my bad.

again i'm the only one who runs the league, so it sounded like u were laying that at my feet to me. but i actually agree with u on that point.

and a wild card would have been a cool idea, definitely something to consider in the future. just try me when i say this round was doomed either way. the only reason i tried 16 entrants was because this will most likely be the last LLL season for a while, so i wanted to give more people a chance to get involved. unfortunately that meant me gambling on dudes i wasn't confident would show.

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All things considered you've run this league very smoothly compared to some of the others. Least amount of drama. So I think you've done a cool ass job. When it starts back up if you ever need a hand with anything, say the word.

I at least would have showed. I should have just stayed in, lol. Oh well.

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Originally Posted by Amen

I at least would have showed. I should have just stayed in, lol. Oh well.

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fuuuuuuuuuuck you


lol

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Originally Posted by Elvis Freshley

All things considered you've run this league very smoothly compared to some of the others. Least amount of drama. So I think you've done a cool ass job. When it starts back up if you ever need a hand with anything, say the word.

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that was supposed to say "just trust me when i say..."


and word, i will.

Look at Crazy Fruity go from slapping King's nuts to rubbing them with coconut oil..........

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Originally Posted by The Great Father

Look at Crazy Fruity go from slapping King's nuts to rubbing them with coconut oil..........

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I'm pretty new here, so I don't want to be presumptuous. But have you EVER been relevant?

I'll have you know that your "crazy fresh" thing is a complete lie. You're crazy fruity and you use the most tired and worn out material. You're relatively new here yet you're a basket of citrus fruits, you colander.

"The Great Father" is anything but great. An obnoxious idiot if anything.

I'm going to pay someone to go through your 10,700+ posts to see how many of them include SOME reference to homosexual activity. I'll bet well over 2/3 of your posts will fall into that category. You can only talk about dudes blowing each other for so long before it's just assumed that you're projecting your fantasies onto others.

It's cool rape father, just be gay then don't hide.

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Originally Posted by Elvis Freshley

I'm going to pay someone to go through your 10,700+ posts to see how many of them include SOME reference to homosexual activity. I'll bet well over 2/3 of your posts will fall into that category. You can only talk about dudes blowing each other for so long before it's just assumed that you're projecting your fantasies onto others.

It's cool rape father, just be gay then don't hide.

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Word Elvis the cat is mad strange.

Elvis, why do you so crave for The Ultimate Hero to be one of your kind? As in an enthusiast of natural men's hot dogs, a sailor on the sir-screwing seas, an anus alien, and an individual who could tell the mood of a man simply by tasting his gentleman ooze.

Crazy Fruity, you and Lenox seem to have forged a sisterhood to cackle at The Ultimate Hero. I will tell you both one thing, and that is that your gossip group about The Ultimate Hero is uncouth.

Who in the fuck is the "Ultimate Hero", cause if your referring to yourself you sir are a fucking flamer piece of shit. I'm just wondering cause you act like a southern racist.. If that's so why in the fuck are you even on here

Lenox, are you a human with an IQ under 74? What kind of a question is that? I think you're an apricot.

No.. If you read my raps you'll find my intellectual style proves that I do not have a so called "Low IQ". Also why do you always have to start shit with people?

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Originally Posted by Elvis Freshley

I'm pretty new here, so I don't want to be presumptuous. But have you EVER been relevant?

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No sir, he has not.

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Originally Posted by Wordz AhGod.

No sir, he has not.

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Word

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Originally Posted by Lenox

No.. If you read my raps you'll find my intellectual style proves that I do not have a so called "Low IQ". Also why do you always have to start shit with people?

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...r_1953218b.jpg
Lenox, this is a picture of you. You were the one that went and started it, so The Ultimate Hero (yes, me) has to mold you into a decent human being as compared to your current state of being a decorative squash that was forcefully and incorrectly used as a dild. Yes, a dild, I shortened it down to a single syllable.

How are you going to mold me down into a so called "decent human being" if your just a douche to me

It's not "being a douche", it's tough fathering. It's why I'm not The Acceptable Father or The Adequate Father, but why I am The Great Father.

Right..

Don't sass me, you squibble.

I can tell you got raped as a child

I can tell you drink white wine by the glass at the bar... alone.

Wow. That was probably the gayest thing I've ever heard

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Originally Posted by Lenox

Wow. That was probably the gayest thing I've ever heard

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dude stfu and stop feeding him...

I can tell clear as day that you've been penetrated down back there... no less than 18 separate occasions, at that.

You do go to the local dive bars, sit where you can watch men play pool, and order some french chardonnay and sip it slowly with your pinky slightly lifted.

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Originally Posted by Killing Spree

dude stfu and stop feeding him...

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You're gayer than Aquaman using an electric eel as a dildo.

youve already said that... stop drinking smirnoff ices and come up with better material faggot. bye