Freestyle Cypher

here comes that kid moist, that without GPS can pin point
you to the boards with my voodoo doll im holding onto
your life with my flow n vocals, known to mould you
melted down like a mint stack, get eaten up like mince that
was raw when i put it in my mouth but got cooked, so listen,
comic cats know im mint condition, with the spray can i'll tint ya vision
i'll give ya cow a pat on the head, just know im not bull shittin,
i ran out of lines already, period, you know my flows heavy,
sick in the head i stick it at that time of the month n get messy

im super natural, step towards me n i'll slash you
leave you open like a gash dude when i attack you
lacking finess when you battle me
i'll make you moove like some cattle see
in rap im a visionary, i lay it down like in missionary
swishing evey shot while youre just wishin we
would quit, gimme a little i take the whole bit
my story unfolds infront when i tell it its a novolty
your style is fun guy, but yo its just mouldy see
you couldnt touch this.. if you got a hold of me.

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Originally Posted by it's Moist

im super natural, step towards me n i'll slash you
leave you open like a gash dude when i attack you
lacking finess when you battle me
i'll make you moove like some cattle see
in rap im a visionary, i lay it down like in missionary
swishing evey shot while youre just wishin we
would quit, gimme a little i take the whole bit
my story unfolds infront when i tell it its a novolty
your style is fun guy, but yo its just mouldy see
you couldnt touch this.. if you got a hold of me.

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beep beep, hair low and long looking like a barrel o' queef
moist a dirty hippy stiffy, looking like a harry Meryl Streep
his name is off, given the reminiscence of day old gym sock
you way lame, mayo white skin tone and pussy ass image sig stock
location: new zucchini the dude a whore for weenie shaped veggies
everyone after that lettuce - moist after that banana split ending
kids mushy, his whole style baby ass mashed in tushy
how good is he - when his own avy sayin' … that he spit pussy.

:frog:

:frog:
yo, fuck you @Atti , your whole style is batty
on a rap board screaming i wish i was black g
quit with the cut your hair shit, i dont want to hear it
this dude so ugly, you aint getting laid when you scare kids
looking like mountain men, naw, he looking at mountain men
fucking queer like hey look at me guys i write with a fountain pen,
when i meditate i ammount to zen, i'll straight repile n melt ya skin
atti so dumb that with 2 hands he couldnt count to ten


love that frog lol.

right he a hoe - suckin dick skin for pennies because he like abe lincoln
thinking', he might see a gold when his dopiest line was bitten from a nematode!
i spit hefty b, you a heffer please
- i flip it's moist and remove I self, before I drop this hefner D (it's moist -> moist STD)
i'm better than this riff raff, i'll make that reach and still break moist in half
like elephants splitting a kit kat.

I dig that, wig halved
like the line that separates gym class,
still laughing atti?
like a pill passed through your gimp ass
patsy and slim fast,
IM a Nazi i will gas
you till your limbs flaccid
and ill rip the hairs from your grimm armpits
Where Moist is still camping
with lavender oil filled lanterns
Ill drill patterns into your mind
of scattered atoms and batter you with lines
of shattered ladders but im
a prime savage nine planets
away aligned Saturn i climbed with fine fragments of mine fabrics to find a man bitch

@it's Moist back to poetry I go.

lol, @Atti skurred.

:frog:

run scared, i run fear, just know that im not done here,
when i drop it you couldnt catch it like its tons, yeah
i bring it to you live, just to seconds later kill it,
scrape your face on the ground cause I rape n pillage,
dates gape n feel it, mate, you fake im real kid,
taking it to the next level is such a great feelin,
so just know this my flow is never to go unnoticed,
im phat, while youre fat........ like youre bloated,
9 planets in rotation, i know this cause i made them,
n you interact through the elements that i created.

sounds like your so hated cuz your whole flow was donated/
no originality/ mad at niggas with a bigger salary/
was your life dream to be an emcee but can't figure how to be/
throw ya best punchline and couldnt get a giggle out of me/
let me guess....your offical as a whistle/
or your so gangsta even your pistol has a pistol/no,stop
its like you sizzle and you sizzle and you sizzle but you DONT POP/
need to go swap lifes with a dead MC/
only way you can get more cred then me/
speakin' on crimes like you should be looked up to/
i'll send a bomb at the venue that booked up you/
left jab then left hook stuck you/
followed by a right cross-i'm rhymin diaster/
i'm iron mike dynamite defyin' heights climbin' this ladder/

As other MC's rhyme about who's badder like if that matters
I'm flattered.. no I mean flabber-gasted, you muthafuckin rat bastids
Under attack and get jacked, ashes to ashes, another classic ass kick to ass kissers administered
More than sinister finishers on you beginners, have mercy on you sinners
I am the Dragon, you cannot enter
Of attention, I am the center
Don't need a blogspot, yes nigga these are shots
My flow makes you hoes MOIST and flustered
Then like his avi I say we make you GHOST, buster
Compare me to none, I'm like no other
Before the cross up, I hit you with the s-s-s-slow stutter
Whether the block or the court I be cookin and you know its butter

In a place filled with people I still walk alone
Let's talk the throne, and how right about now it's a part I own
The lead actor, except this ain't actin
This rappin
Where action pops off from rival one man factions
I'm back again to make another drop-off
First off, I'm not soft
Don't fuck around Charlie Browns before I knock your block off
Then make like Mathew McConaughey & tell you to take your socks off
(Pause)
Blood floods your dungarees
Raping you records like JDC in American Me
Minus the retaliation, all my victims become patients
Then like groupies wanna start having a relationship
Basic, misplacement of a stature we all trying to capture
I caught it, you chase it
No chaser, take it straight or you wasting it
Worthy of another Oscar so start encasing it

i read thru it....its just some basic flow/
you aint ready to take your career and make it "pro"/
you bout to take a LO...double S-take a couple bets to make some dough/
you fakin' hoe you incapable of greatness,yo/
i even tried to bite your rhymes....it wasn't flavorful/
i rather open your mouth and shove a sock in you/
oscar worthy is like a soccer jersey in america..nobodys rockin you/
i take a hock and spew words that can be heard from a block or two/
give you nerds receive nuttin' but a bird then i'm sockin you/
like i said basic flow...you on some basic shit/
im bout to pray..on some pastor ma$e in this/
imagine if i had a lisp.....
i said im boutz to spray on some pass da mase in this/
you on some basic shit...you could never replace this witt/
face replaced with the mask jason gets then slash ya face with this../
illness...but still his signature you can just draw a line thru/
I should post random verses here, that way my throwaways can outshine you??/
i'm tellin' you partna/
i'm sendin' em hell winnin and givin an L to ya partna/
maybe baptized in funk but i just aint smellin ya partna/
even though you stink/
this is from a while back that i owed you ink/
you think its sweet like the passionfruit flavored patron you drink/
wack nigga/
better forget about a counterattack nigga/
forget glocks...betta kick rocks like you stopped smokin that crack, nigga/
yo moisturized fingers at never touched no mac trigga/
neither has mine/
but see i got backbone while tour left in need of a spine/
your frees are feeble to mine what else to say now/
either get down or lay down...dont play,clown/

i run right through, scrapin shoes, making you dumb like one two
two one, i move suns, quite cosmic when i drop it off the top its
moist on the topics, porno flick scrips, waving my dick when i flop it
i never drop soft shit, like 2 girls n onne cup when i plop it
on your face, off the heezy i be's the man in my element when im breezy
see we take the rock n dunk from half court, shatter the rim n blast off
splatter ya face with a can of mace for damns sake jam at a fast pace.

Yeah, it's moist... it's about to be...
Walked in the house to pee... piss on any faggot
accounting beef... now it's sweet and sour,
still in a towers reach... that's quite high...
In the air, make this mic fly... with the light, fill up the bright sky...
Nah, that's some gay shit... settle down...
My name resonates with... greatness... so it makes sense...
Like my swearing jar when you hear a bar...
In fear of propelling these lyrics far...
So you know where the merits are... a tear a star
off your perfect record n' stick it to mine... like,
you're too predictable...I'm... more mysterious in here, so it's clearly just
a misunderstanding you got it... now walk away...
Yeah, you can't even talk to me. (That's awkward, b.)
When it comes to these balls, I bet your mom's like a soccer team...
Going for the goal, there's not a line she can walk between
I offer hip hop in these... bars, but they deviate...
Which is way you're seeing what you're seeing mate...
You read it straight... and based off the schemes, it's like your teams in a dreaming state...
Hell, there's not a scheme that you can actually read awake!

Not necessary but this is how I like to do...

Spoiler:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX7OSL085Do

I may be a clown, but my first name is Homie so I don't play dat
Karate chop ya on the opposite side of where ya fade at
This that killa killa blade rap so let me start
Your face look all disproportionate, unfortunate, The black Groucho Marx
A wanna be thug, with a face only a mother could love
And that is platonic
Where I'm from swagless people are called bama's, facts are ironic
All you kats I admonish, a pro with words, gets dap from orthodontist, honest
Your comments content was fueled by jaundice
And your shirt was on sale next to a pack of pajamas
My viewed post do numbers like I got pack & the blanca
I'm blacker than Wonka which factors when I demur my detractors
With my vocals as I choke hold the first black slack jawed yokel
Into the ground, where he could give a pound, to my dear nephew Gobo
Just for calling me a Bozo I go loco on this homo slash hobo slash dodo
Flash 44 and call that a flash photo, in yo ass so bad I get harassed by the rap popo
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