You wanna test a great? Weapons raised while your Wesson sprays?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Phalanx
Get Animated & watch a Sweeper 'open up your chest' like the Jetson's maid
#ThrowAwayBars
#FloresDaGawd
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You wanna test a great? Weapons raised while your Wesson sprays?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Phalanx
Get Animated & watch a Sweeper 'open up your chest' like the Jetson's maid
#ThrowAwayBars
#FloresDaGawd
so butthurt over this virtual text battul stuff dawg, fkn PISSSEDDDDD
when we playing heads up for ur home?
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Originally Posted by Blue Bayou
^Fuego..
Buuut..We all know when it comes to Blue Falcon line 'em up
And mechanically, dawg getting stretched out like Dynomutt
#ThrowAwayBars
We playing poker now? Yall don't want it
it wouldn't end well for u, u play online anywhere? we should play some HIGH STEAKS ACTIONQuote:
Originally Posted by King
I used to play on every site but I haven't really played online since covid
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Originally Posted by Blas
Personally, I hate when my beef products are intoxicated.
Thissssss. It's been years for me now...Quote:
Originally Posted by King
I don't even know if you can play for money online in Canada anymore.... Can no longer do DFS, can't bet MMA etc. Lameeeee
Could probably play on ACR
Ontario isn't bad Quebec not so muchQuote:
Originally Posted by Blue Bayou
Who want's to hear a funny joke?
I do, so I'm gonna tell it and laugh about it for at least an hour.
Why can't any of you play poker?
Because you'd rather poke HIM!
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Why did I feel the need to insert such a knee-slapper? Because that fucking hashtag shit is effeminate as hell and is essentially SCREAMING for a hard hard shlonging.
Here's my jokeQuote:
Originally Posted by SecondRobert
Why shouldn't they allow handicaps in golf?
Because they're loud, annoying and they slow everyone's game down.
So would you say they could cripple one's on course experience?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
Exactly lolQuote:
Originally Posted by SecondRobert
Ooo Ooo, I got one!
Why did the text battler get a degree in architectural engineering and development?
Because he wanted to make a career out of managing erections.
See what I did there? I used long words to say text battlers like cock. Crafty banter, innit?
That is the correct way to format a jokeQuote:
Originally Posted by SecondRobert
BarsQuote:
Originally Posted by SecondRobert
Jokes on this forum are designed to bring pleasure to guys so in essence you expressed concern over the pleasuring of men.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
weird, that's the exact opposite for most, u USA ?Quote:
Originally Posted by King
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yes, you can play online poker on like 548393 sites in canada u live in the best place TO play online poker.. stars/gg poker/party poker, etc etc u have all the best sites. then u can play on global poker which is where i mainly play which is very good. lmk if u ever wanna hop on and play some 1-2k buy in playaQuote:
Originally Posted by Blue Bayou
Its changing though. Like last year I was on pokerstars and now this year I can't gamble anymore. I'm in quebec though. Ontario got the greenlight to use pokerstars now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blas
Used pokerstars for 20 years and hate to change but I might have to
ya i believe it's only quebec tho and u should have some other optionsQuote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
but yea u can't play globalpoker either which is where i play
Ya I'm in the US. I played on pokerbros at the beginning of the pandemic but that started drying up a little I decided to wait until live poker came back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blas
I prefer playing live
Yeah I heavily prefer online, much faster, I get bored when I play live and would never play if not drinking w friendsQuote:
Originally Posted by King
I just wanna play blue so I can take whatever excess income he has, I like u king I don't wanna take ur money <3
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if u ever do get the itch to play online play globalpoker tho, best games in USA by far
I actually never played global. How are the tourneys? Any decent guarantees?Quote:
Originally Posted by Blas
What do u play?
1k - 2k PLO or NLH cash, whatevers running. been playing online full time for 5yrs nowQuote:
Originally Posted by King
the tourneys r small but ok, i just troll around in them and still win so any1 who cares would do gr8 in them
much better than dumping ur money in the ACR pit
1k-2k plo?? Lmao word
and NLH, whatever runs. pretty much just play highest stakes online, even had a good run on ACR for a yr and played up to 5k but too much cheating and shady shit going on, as well as the best comp, just not even worth playing there anymore
Just took a look at nc based off echelons link in the lounge and fucking hell they let blue run riot. That sites a mess compared to here. Keep up the good work mods
@Blue Bayou explain yourselfQuote:
Originally Posted by Slayerr.
There hasn't been an active battle league on NC in months wtf are you even talking about wiseguyQuote:
Originally Posted by Slayerr.
i'll explain my punch when it is closed.. i read the remarks and yall werent even close
Yeah I fycked around with my bar to much, should have dropt it like it was..
Take him down to the Pond if he thinks he's Goat
Tie him to a cinder block
Then toss in this Buoyency...if he floats.
But whatever laterz..
I forgive you and I still love you no matter what you thinkQuote:
Originally Posted by RoboCop
Yeah Blas that's the way, sling along a couple of smooth lines before trying to slip it in. Make robot cop comfortable enough to let his guard down. Based upon his post he is all but willing and ready.
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You know what they say, if ya gotta explain it...Quote:
Originally Posted by mal diction
It applies to drunken actions and spoken word both, sailor. You could craft the most elaborate, however factual or fabricated, story but if you get caught with a cock in your butt guess what particular detail folks will always remember? Hint, it probably won't be the story.
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* or should I say "when"?
yeah if you have to explain the bar that's a problem you have to make me understand it i don't wanna have to think about COPULATING
Venomous... in the penmanship, Careers end and shit
Its Limitless..die behind bars like long Sentences
One of my best bars everQuote:
Originally Posted by Blas
My best bar is my home bar, fully stocked at all times with booze and beer enough for six people but consumed by just one.
Love me some beer. That cold gold
was actually fire once i decided to use google sincd blue blewu made me feel bad abt myselfQuote:
Originally Posted by Fitzgerald