This battles is for Pink Slips. Loser leaves the site forever.
IllestKilla:
Beginner
This kid bout ta get Pink Slipped,
Check it, he's juss a newbe who's bout ta get a 2nd ass hole ripped
Fuck it, i'm sick of goin easy on these bitches,
Afta each lyrical punch i spit, leave this hoe with 10 stiches
"ITouchMyself" what the fuck kinda name is that,
Did you come up with that shit thinkin ya was Phat
Check it i'm gone treat you like 13th Disciple,
Merk the shit out of each of you, yet i'm only an Individual
Buildin Up Momentum
Look, battlin this slut I dont need no con-sin-tra-tion,
Right now your gurls under my computer desk playin with my dick, it's called Mast-er-ba-tion
See bitch, ya might think my shit was pre-writtin,
Last night i cumed in ya wifes mouth, while you was shittin
Dont eva fuckin call me out,
I'm bout ta show this cunt what the fuck RapBattles is all about
Merkin this cat is one thing i can not resist,
Look at all the punches he threw, and all of 'em missed
See check it, Merkin kids is why they call me da illestkilla,
step up ta me, and you'll find out there aint nothin illa
this kid prolly gets is rhymes from dr.suess or Elmo,
Can this wack wanna be MC beat me.....HELL NO
See i'm comin at you full speed with 8 styles,
shit ya prolly battin me, copy writtin ya lines from 8-mile
I'm constantly through out the battlin, in ya face
This kid on rapbattles, what a fuckin disgrace
Look ya record is only 0-0
and it's gone be 0-1 once i pink slip this hoe
This kid came to the site, and called me out only,
After this kid is pink slipped, he's gone feel real lonley
This kid is 19 years old,
his shit not hot, it's freezin can't even call that shit cold
Who know's this kid prolly "hispanic"
i'm gone sink this kid further down than the "Titanic"
See i'm almost done,
Right now only thing on my mind is Merkin this kidd....RIGHT SON
This kid bout as fake as the guy who hacked in this site,
this kid called me out, and he aint ready ta Verbally fight
Gettin close to the end
This kid came and gone faster than Fast & the Furious
Is this really a newbe, or is it juss 13th Disciple, I'm juss curious
On this site, i rep Elements Elite,
this kid is a broke buss boy, and i felt bad so i orderd a sprite
Dont you eva say you the king of Front lines again,
Or else you'll have to relive this sin
See it's like we in hell and i'm the Devil,
next time why dont you battle someone on your level
Finisher
This kid is about ta get Finished off,
he bout as dirt as a 20 year old dinner cloth
I dont see why they let you on this site,
you juss a dike who aint ready ta fight
ITouchMyself:
Yo, I Bet U Thought I Was Wack Huh?
But U Bit The Bait. Therez No Turnin Back Now.
Its Over For U. Lets Do This.
When u speak my name, u better address me wit proper respect//
U'll eat both of ur words, cuz i possess what u gotta digest//
Ur annoying at best, and when my plan deploys at ya set//
I'm more than federal chemical warfare, i'm a poisonous threat//
I'ma leave this kid winded worser than Fat Joe attemptin fitness//
Illest the realest? Better chance seein Oprah in the Olympics//
Ur chasin for victory, but it's playing hard to get//
I'm tempted to end ur career, but it hasn't even started yet//
U got no common sense, I offered food for thought but ur fasting//
Hip-Hop, I used to love her, but then u started rapping//
I'ma crash ur lines like the market, so u shouldn't invest in stock//
Fuck spittin, i'll copy paste and throw u ur own verse,and ull still catch a loss!//
One out of every four verses u spit are nice, I'm leap years ahead of u//
Toe to toe wit a pro when my teeth shears their shreddin u//
Put a bullet thru ya glass framed picture so I can shatter ur image//
Kill illest before he can 'weigh' time just a 'matter' of minutes//
I'm the exterminator, i squash bugs and u about to get sprayed//
Cuz illest verses is draggin ass like arsenio hall without legs//
U and ur dick ryders is fake whatcha know about war?//
When it comes to real battles u get cold feet like there was snow on the floor//
Goodluck to both of you. Loser is Banned for life.
