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    A Pimp's Life Check This Shit Out

    this is a story of my love life .everyday.14 year old pimp,for real


    Yo,let me tell you about my girl/
    She's the greatest in the world/
    She got the cutest little eyes /
    They like diamond in the sky/
    I'll do anything for her /
    Just to comfort her/
    She my boo and she know that I'm hers too/
    SIKE!!I got plenty of hoes ,what I look like/
    Being tied down to one heterosexual dike/
    I rather bite puss and shave my own bush/
    I need a hoe,not 1 or 2/
    I need any hoe that's game enough to be my boo/
    The ones that suck nut spit that shit out at you/
    No,bitch don't try it/
    Spit shit on me,hoe that's a no,no/
    12:00 appointment you gots to go though/
    Here we go yo,another hoe over my house/
    Love lesibans,I be fucking they spouse/
    Fucking they mouth/
    That's what my love life is all about/
    I Fuck white girls,vanilla/
    Never go raw catch Gadget always rocking a sweater/
    I Fuck black girls,chocolate/
    My hand just be digging in they pockets/
    Know what I mean when I say shit like that/
    Just call me I got the go,go,Gadget dick/
    Deep throat this shit bitch can you handle it?/
    Shut the fuck up and swollow the shit/
    No disrespect I only do hoes like this/
    To the real women I show them straight bliss/
    Get this if you was my girl I wouldn't let my boys hit it/
    I'm god's gift to women have hoes swimming in semen/
    While their man is dreaming/
    No,no never fight over a hoe/
    IF you man mad ,you just got to go/
    I mean cause I walk like a pimp,talk like a mack/
    Hoe shut up and get your ass in the back/
    SIKE!!what I'm saying I love all females/
    I just hate scratches on my back from glee nails/
    Oh,well what a pimp to do/
    Just know this,I can be fucking your boo/

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    CAN I GET SOME REPLIES FOR THIS SHIT!!!

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    hahahahaahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahah wackness to the power infinity...........all of that was based on fiction......u have never gone through any of that in ur life and u probably eva wont u fuckin dipshit u coudl neva ripshit

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    Re: A Pimp's Life Check This Shit Out

    Originally posted by younggadget
    this is a story of my love life .everyday.14 year old pimp,for real


    Yo,let me tell you about my girl/
    She's the greatest in the world/
    She got the cutest little eyes /
    They like diamond in the sky/
    I'll do anything for her /
    Just to comfort her/
    She my boo and she know that I'm hers too/
    SIKE!!I got plenty of hoes ,what I look like/
    Being tied down to one heterosexual dike/
    I rather bite puss and shave my own bush/
    I need a hoe,not 1 or 2/
    I need any hoe that's game enough to be my boo/
    The ones that suck nut spit that shit out at you/
    No,bitch don't try it/
    Spit shit on me,hoe that's a no,no/
    12:00 appointment you gots to go though/
    Here we go yo,another hoe over my house/
    Love lesibans,I be fucking they spouse/
    Fucking they mouth/
    That's what my love life is all about/
    I Fuck white girls,vanilla/
    Never go raw catch Gadget always rocking a sweater/
    I Fuck black girls,chocolate/
    My hand just be digging in they pockets/
    Know what I mean when I say shit like that/
    Just call me I got the go,go,Gadget dick/
    Deep throat this shit bitch can you handle it?/
    Shut the fuck up and swollow the shit/
    No disrespect I only do hoes like this/
    To the real women I show them straight bliss/
    Get this if you was my girl I wouldn't let my boys hit it/
    I'm god's gift to women have hoes swimming in semen/
    While their man is dreaming/
    No,no never fight over a hoe/
    IF you man mad ,you just got to go/
    I mean cause I walk like a pimp,talk like a mack/
    Hoe shut up and get your ass in the back/
    SIKE!!what I'm saying I love all females/
    I just hate scratches on my back from glee nails/
    Oh,well what a pimp to do/
    Just know this,I can be fucking your boo/
    Hence Forward.. BURR!
    [YOUTUBE]seYxVBIsycE[/YOUTUBE]
    Just watch My Back, I got the front.

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    Rock you in the Face Sir Skiddz SoPhrenic's Avatar
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    hahhaha you used an oxymoron right here:
    Being tied down to one heterosexual dike/
    ...................no.................... learn how to flow and use words....11
    Hence Forward.. BURR!
    [YOUTUBE]seYxVBIsycE[/YOUTUBE]
    Just watch My Back, I got the front.

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    This was horrible.
    m
    ˈpɛr ˈse


    –noun

    by, of, for, or in itself; intrinsically.

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    lmao...
    this was the most undopest
    thing i have ever read..make sense
    follow me on Instagram @updowndaps

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    I WAS JUST PLAYING AND WAS BORED AS HELL.I DONT REALLY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS SHIT.HALF OF IT DIDN'T EVEN RHYME!LOL

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    you got that right...


    stop it.....

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