YOUNG DEE vs. FunK Doc

[YOUNG DEE]

Rules to this!


1- 25 line max
2- no hate or d/riding
3- 5 to win or 3-0 to K.O.
4- Only explained votes count!
5- you must drop first

Let's do this!

[Qui-Gon Illy]

yo when this is over i'll vote, but untill then vote here on my battle
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...threadid=43228

[MC KILLA-T]

I'll vote after yall spit

[MC KILLA-T]

check out my battle

[FunK_DoC]

look at this fake ass wanna be/
goes by the name of the young dee/
his record speaks for itself hes 0 in 3/
and u know its gonna be 0 in 4 since hes facin me/
u dont know wha u gottin urself into/
but imma keep goin and wit everyline imma hit u/
not wit weapons and not wit fists/
jus wit my words dis after dis/
makin this bitch ass wish he was dead/
cuz ma words are my gunz but its him that pulls the trigga to his head/
jus liek roy jones the best fighter pound for pound/
well look at me the best rappa sound for sound/
yound dee doesnt stand a chance/
i can smell em from here, i'm smellin da shit all up in his pants/
what u gonna do when u see my verse/
u aint gonna have time ta write up some shit ta rehearse/
u gotta freestyle and make it quick/
an' by the way try ta make a lil longer than u lil ass dick/
anyways we all know Dee's gonna be 4-0/
czu he cant test me hes all about show/
so let me end this shit now before i embaress u some more/
dont even put down ur verse jus march ur ass up out that door.

aight ur turn

[FunK_DoC]

oops made a typo i meant hes gonna be 0-4 not 4-0 but whatever haha

[YOUNG DEE]

how am i fake?/ aren't you from canada eh?/
talking some serious shit to YOUNG DEE/
will leave you really in harms way!/
I'll leave your body rotten and decayed!/

<then slaps Funk_Doc til he wakes up>

Then take you out on a date as my bitch to a hockey game/
So i could knock another tooth out your foul mouth!/
Funk-Doc you say i smell/ but your a pussy who reaks!!/
Shouldn't you have a pantliner, when your on your rag faggoty, fake canada rapping flea?/
Fuck what my record says/ i'ma murda your whole cast for that diss!/
Start peeling back their scalp from their eyelids!/ pour some clorox on their exposed cranium and watch that shit fizz!/
Get sicker than Brother Lynch/ if you start to testing!/
So bring the drama/ then i'll lyrically bomb ya!/
then snap your neck and bruce lee kick your chest in!
Do you Canada guys really wink your eyes at other guys/
Paint your face and walk around in dresses?/
And what do you mean you like dressing that way/
What's wrong with you really/ Did your Pop's and Dog tie you up and start the molesting?/

<throws tissue to FunK_Doc to wipe the shit i spit at him off his face>

[J.T. KNUCKLES]

my vote goes to DEE betta punches betta flow .aight 1

[Morgdogg]

Pretty funny shit eh
young dees rappin against newbies to get his battle record up lol
vote=func doc

[MC 808]

I agree. Those were some pretty good punches Doc, but YOUNG DEE got this.
vote=YOUNG DEE

[brabbit]

anyone yall wanna battle

[FunK_DoC]

2-1 Dee
need some voters

[YOUNG DEE]

2-1 im up keep voting

don't hate if your from canada just vote for who's was tighter

Morgdog your vote shouldn't count you explined your vote so as if sounded as if it were a hate vote. you must be from canada and are missing a few teeth

[Evil_SoLo]

THAT WAS FUNNY DEE.
vote= dee, cuz he was just toyin with you makin silly jokes, FUNNY!

[Evil_SoLo]

COME VOTE ON MY SHIT vs the FUNnk doc