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  1. August 2nd, 2006, 04:36 PM #1
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    Cry for Help (funny)

    Cry for Help




    i hate fat people but people with fat personalities
    even more...
    my sisters so addicted to food she startin knockin
    on peoples doors..
    seriously i need to lock her in a motherfucking
    closet dude...
    the bitch is getting so fat my dad started
    dissing her too...
    now i dont have a problem with fat people who
    wanna lose weight...
    but if i could describe my sisters life in 6 words i'd say:
    she ate and ate and ate..
    this girls 11 years old and she weighs more than
    a tree...
    shes so fat we put on her on a diet, and she tried
    to eat me...
    this girl had all 14 fingers infected, yes she even
    ate those...
    why 14? she ran out of hands so she started
    biting her toes...
    i mean the situations desperate some one help
    me please...
    we cant take her to the supermarket cause she'd
    eat all the beans n' cheese...
    i don't wanna be explicit but that'd be the end
    of the world...
    you'd be surprised at how much wind could
    fly out of a litle girl...
    this isn't a joke people this is a cry for help
    via text...
    shit she just ate the refrigerator -- i think
    i might be next.
    Last edited by step; August 2nd, 2006 at 04:45 PM

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  2. August 2nd, 2006, 04:38 PM #2
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    ROFL i was pissing in my pants while i wrote this...

    i got pissed at my fat sister for finishing 3 cartons of icecream so i just wanted to blow off some steam...

    (yes 3 cartons alone in less than an hour)

    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=298604
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=302759
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...17#post4784317
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  3. August 2nd, 2006, 05:38 PM #3
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    please read this uppin 1

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  4. August 2nd, 2006, 05:45 PM #4
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    ehhh....umm, the only thing i enjoyed about this was the flow, it seems like i was inbetween some kids in the playground, going back and forward saying how fat each other are...

    The flow was on point, but the content was weak, i understand that you were going in a humorous direction, but something needs to hold the readers attention...this wasn't it..

    ...honest feed

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    OMG!! HellRazor on RB?? about damn time
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  5. August 2nd, 2006, 05:50 PM #5
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    thanks for the feed i wasn't going for anything though i just got pissed at my sister so i keyed this in... it took me like 3 minutes trust me im better than this haha.

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  6. August 2nd, 2006, 06:33 PM #6
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    lmfao
    yea this funny nigga
    i liked da structure of this piece i like da rhyme scheme u used
    da story was funny it keep ma attention
    but its kinda fucked up that ur cuttin ass and ur sister
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  7. August 2nd, 2006, 06:55 PM #7
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    thanks and i don't like my sister a lot...

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  8. August 2nd, 2006, 08:06 PM #8
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    this was not the best i read but very good for someone who has not been makeing many pices stay up and bringin stuff like this its a cool pice fo sho
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  9. August 2nd, 2006, 08:39 PM #9
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    uppin.. this is a joke btw not a serious piece (for those who fail to understand shyte...)

    i wasn;t going for "captivate the reader with big words and make him cry"

    i was going for "my sister ate all the fucking icecream and im pissed so ill write a song about how fat she is"

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  10. August 2nd, 2006, 08:48 PM #10
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    ok thats cool but go check out my pice

    walking you though va


    its in my sig




    and o yea


    this was not a bad piece at all i wouldn't mind collabing with you 1 day and droping a dope pice you got good text skillz

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  11. August 2nd, 2006, 09:19 PM #11
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    thanks man ill go check out your piece too

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  12. August 2nd, 2006, 09:20 PM #12
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    Funny...I agree....but not very hard vocab or nothing, but it was still entertaining...good job kid. hit up my OM in my sig
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    UPPIN this drop a link and ill hit

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