When I drink I drink til I fall juss like tha Nasdaq
so intoxicated my blood is considered hazmat
girls conked out with horny guys right beside her
compared ta me tha passed out youngin
is tha designated driver
I got somethin new u take tha vodka
yeah tha gray goose
mix it with tha shine tha hen tha gin
tha scotch and a lil grape juice
its called a midnight ball its my own concoction
mix anythin with liqua around me
and there ain't no stoppin
everythin droppin...whether it b panties or ppl
don't fuck with tequila man bcuz its evil
cuz its consumption turns ugly girls into models
and when u wake up
u stil wish u had u're beer goggles
I know that last night tha bitch look like Tyra Banks
c her tha next mornin...she look like a black Tom Hanks
I got alcoholism my mottos drink til u pass out
tha funnest drunk u'll ever know
but piss me off and I'll lash out
bottles flyin...and liqua rains in tha bar
then security comes rushin and u realized u took it too far
but we all happy and wasted...tipsy and shit faceded
even though I won't remember tonight
dawg I wouldn't replace it
