I'm sure some of you have heard Em's freestyle where some guy throws out random words at em and he starts feedin off them... this is kinda the same concept. My boy Cheddar gave me a word starting with every letter of the alphabet and i'm gonna feed off em in a keystyle.... here it goes... gonna be a bitch to stay on a topic...
I'm a decapitator, bitin peoples rhymes like an alligator/
I run this city bitch, I'll slap the mayor/
Fat as a buffalo, if Geezy's a gangsta then I'm a Gladiator like Russell Crowe/
I'd flash this entire site but I really don't have much to show/
I'll bomb the critics from the back seat of my Honda Civic/
Tell my mom to visit me in the pen, when I drop, its way beyond the physics/
Smokin angel dust is dangerous, slugs will paint yer tux/
If anything, the gun blast will scare you enough to make the zipper scrape yer nuts/
I'm full of lyrical enlightment, when I post, I can feel the excitement/
Its similar to Michael Jackson when he sees a bunch of white men/
He likes em both shaved or furry, whether theyre 8 or 30/
Usin the same ropes he tied them up with to hang the jury/
Fuck the Geneva, I think President Bush needs ta/
Drop a nuke on Iraq, cuz the war is on a crash course like the plane of Aaliyah/
Ah, I love women, I think I need to buy a hooker/
I've got a craving for pussy but I bet yer wondering why I cooked her/
She was irresistable, the evidence is clearly visible/
All this shit is analog, just wait til you hear me digital/
but Fuck it, I fling two missles at anything judicial/
Sold "Yayo" and robbed "banks" for a "buck-50" and bought a new pistol/
Named it The Game, it spits so hot it'll leave yer shit knotted/
Yer thoughts get hit with shots, take yer brain and ziplock it so the maggots dont live off it/
All these cats here with hard lives, I've read sadder stories on the stall walls in lavitories/ (spelling?)
Makes me wanna grab a 40 and puke on some pussy so these cats ignores me/
But I spit sharper, I'll stab you with Crayolas so you know theyre "felt" tip markers/
I don't need to turn off my screen and listen to Halloween music to make my scripts darker/
Its just my nature, i'm dumb enough to rape my neighbor/
Hidin in my garage under the table with a stapler will make me feel safer/ (ick, that sucked)
Thanks for droppin in, I need rap like oxygen/
I could inhale coal and exhale a forgotten gem/
Leave these bitches chopped and screwed, at 12 my Escalade turns into a pumpkin/
I'll knock yer diamond grill down yer throat so tomorrow yer shit'll be worth somethin/
You got a question? Ive got a Smith-Wesson to keep these kids guessin/
Peptol Bismol won't help when techs and pistols twist yer midsection/
Have you runnin for the restroom, guns n roses will make yer chest bloom/
Collapsed on the tile, left doomed, yer next life will start in a test tube/
When it comes to rhymes, I'm a heavy weight, my ink keeps this stationary stationary/
Giant apes like King Kong, nope, but Rosie Odonnell eatin a ding dong is a good way to scare me/
Too many cats think they're Scarface, talkin bout theyve got more keys to push than a typewriter/
I got kicked off The Price Is Right for kickin the cars, so I guess I'm a Prize Fighter/
Am I the crazy one for sellin Arabians uranium?/
Shit, it ain't my fault, plus I found the shit in a locker at Yankee Stadium/
I suck at rhymin, struck by violence, I erupt with silence/
I'll never conform or do what they say, who in the fuck is Simon?/
A child molester who lives at the nearest Best Western/
Who would've thought that spittin so much fire would make yer chest burn?/
I'm sick though, I should go to the doctor and get some x-rays/
But I've found the best way to spit so straight it'll make yer text gay/
There's this chick at work I wanna fuck, I followed her home yesterday/
I'm not the illest lyricist but these lyrics will burn yer eyes worse than her pepper spray/
Last line, I'm out this bitch, time to open and clear on zulu/
But you closed-minded fucks probably dont have a clue, do you/
fuckin aye... sound a little forced? lol drop some feed, i know it was a long read.
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