Just a lil verse...True Story...
I been waiting for the day that I go overboard and explode//
Bin told I make less sense then the Da Vinci code//
Like a toad, kept bouncing, ignore that particular remark//
Until I heard tell I’m duller then the Lanzarote National Park//
So dark was that day, and I just so sick to stomach//
That I’d take any excuse to fight and then love it//
I rolled up my sleeves, pulled out my by-now iron fist//
And went straight for the place that ya need to exist//
The dude was pissed, he knew exactly what was coming next//
A huge force that would hit his head, with it he’d feel the affects//
I was vexed, by now he knew he made a certain mistake//
His blood-pressure rose, in his pants formed a lake//
‘For God’s Sake!’ he screamed while under eternal blows//
A phrase which his friends heard, that was the end I suppose//
Cuz when they entered the scene, it was my turn to scream//
His friends moved as a unit, a never dying team//
But seen as I got myself into this pointless mess//
I better get myself out, and make the damage less//
Which I did, but by using a really unfortunate strategy//
One that would embarrass me, and in that way it would damage me//
That thought never crossed my mind, my life was like a flip of a coin//
So in complete desperation I struck them both in the groin//
An unfortunate method it was, but it was for a brilliant cause//
And the guy who tried to insult me, suffered a resilient loss//
That was until his friends got up and made me let out a cry//
They pulled out guns and shot me down, O.K that was a lie//
But my point is this, don’t get on the wrong side of me//
If ya do we’ll really see how stupidly down the ride you be//
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