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  • Da Professor

    5 71.43%
  • Tha-Joka

    2 28.57%
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Thread: Da Professor v/s Tha-Joka

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    Da Professor v/s Tha-Joka

    You spit first
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    Due Sunday Night(12:00 midnight)
    Life Is 10% What Happens To You;
    90% How You React To It.

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    make it due in like an hour quick keystyle cmon man....and check

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    An hour....sure w/e
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    I bet this bitch thinks this battle is something funny...he's a JOKA....
    But how you gonna laugh and think you merk me when ya verse is mediocre...
    Stupid ho....where are you from??....he be like...."where IB at???"...*
    Hopefully you don't recycle ya JOKES....it's a keystyle...not a pre-Rap
    Name should be McWickey it sounds good to me I'll MAKE this battle QUICK....
    You just another pussy...who opens his mouth and accepts dick....
    Enough with the gay jokes....I don't mean to poke fun at you bitch....
    Pack it up and go home to mommy...cuz ur GAME(skills) just glitched...
    Joka's just a fag, nothin special to most herbs, He gonna just diss...... Grace
    But ur the true clown.. and with all da make up...I'll paint the walls.. wit his face.


    *- where I be at??? and he is from IB where is dat?? (double wordplay)

    Oh well if I lose it's okay!!!! Good Luck!!!

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    you got 45 mins joka

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    don't take this personal dogg

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    I won't

    He's Da Professor?This ho made his teacher ..Xplosive..
    ..............RB's slut made Apotheosis's dicks erosive
    This faggot has already seen good heads like Da Professor's
    Rode so many dicks his ass is flatter than his ancestors
    Bitch you couldn't merk a fly so why are you swattin?
    I'll slap the shit out of you literally without watchin you squattin
    I'll make the shit hit the fan so your crew feel it all round
    The bitch fucked all of Hadez so his lips are melted to the ground
    So you've already been burnt.....throw ass away like yesterdays..
    ...Toilet paper I'll leave you flushed like Bush did your cliental gays

    done
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    nice how was mine lol

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    nice shit... both were good

    i liked da professor more...
    he had them nice punchs and word play

    nice shit yall

    -onE

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    this was good i thought... there is some played shit with PRE WRITES but you made it original with this line...good job YOU BETTER FUCKING RETURN THE FAVORS... BOTH OF YOU

    I bet this bitch thinks this battle is something funny...he's a JOKA....
    But how you gonna laugh and think you merk me when ya verse is mediocre...
    not really that bad...good rhyme...not a really strong punch
    Stupid ho....where are you from??....he be like...."where IB at???"...*
    Hopefully you don't recycle ya JOKES....it's a keystyle...not a pre-Rap
    this was good i thought... there is some played shit with PRE WRITES but you made it original with this line...good job
    Name should be McWickey it sounds good to me I'll MAKE this battle QUICK....
    You just another pussy...who opens his mouth and accepts dick....
    played... but an okay thing
    Enough with the gay jokes....I don't mean to poke fun at you bitch....
    Pack it up and go home to mommy...cuz ur GAME(skills) just glitched...
    haha, i liked that... funny funny
    Joka's just a fag, nothin special to most herbs, He gonna just diss...... Grace
    But ur the true clown.. and with all da make up...I'll paint the walls.. wit his face.

    really pretty good last line...overall, i dig... it wasnt bad WHAT SO EVER.. very awsome... there was a lot of good personals with his name and shit.. i thought you had good rhymes... nothing was overboard whack...


    He's Da Professor?This ho made his teacher ..Xplosive..
    ..............RB's slut made Apotheosis's dicks erosive
    not really feelin that...good attemped and good rhymes, but a weak ass punch
    This faggot has already seen good heads like Da Professor's
    Rode so many dicks his ass is flatter than his ancestors
    good attemped but dick jokes? seriously man...wtf?
    Bitch you couldn't merk a fly so why are you swattin?
    I'll slap the shit out of you literally without watchin you squattin
    I'll make the shit hit the fan so your crew feel it all round
    funny... thats made me laugh
    The bitch fucked all of Hadez so his lips are melted to the ground
    So you've already been burnt.....throw ass away like yesterdays..
    ...Toilet paper I'll leave you flushed like Bush did your cliental gays

    not bad end... you got better as i read...the first lines were EH... but the rest wasnt bad... nothing to personal in your shit.. the ones you tried werent very good..but good overall...not horrible rhymes... some shit was kind of dumb though..but you both had good rhyme schemes

    V/DA DOC (professor)
    better punches, much better personals, consitant punches with ever bar
    over all, better verse because of such

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    now Return Da Fuckin Favor On Both Battles Please... And Judgeable Votes Too

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    poll vote

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    done, srry, i closed out and forgot...fuck..return now plz

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    This was a pretty decent battle i would vote if Pro wasn't in my crew but ya kno
    good job both of you
    Where the fuck was I fore they found me?
    Floatn in a meadow, dragonflies all around me
    Seeded in a ghetto, smokin cigarellos
    Stress oceans try to drown me
    Walking on water like when Christ did, glidin
    Mic in my plam like the trident in the hand of Poseidon

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    well ya gettin better ya stucture is getting better and i can see ya starting to get the consepts and shit all you really try to do is personals and there still not hitting all ya punchlines and wordplay you actually dont even have attempts or shit. trying to work on playign with words like. Jello Commercials, Bill Cosby. that was one of the best lines i did using them words

    Joka
    good stucture and ya personals were good. nice wordplay in there i was feeling ya verse. ya probably one of the most underrated dudes on this site for posting and shit but you got my vote you just basically came a lot herder in this one. for sure. peace

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