Im handsome and posess cheeky charm so i leave whores wet
Dress up in fatigues and scare the shit out of war vets
Im an alcoholic asshole so i gotta say i like beers
Im a thug with a mental problem so i knife queers
I smoke so much weed i havent even got slight fears
Im also a massive fan of mike tyson so i bite ears
Every rhyme i recite ignites your fears
My mind is more harder to understand than dykes and queers
I roll more trees than lumberjacks
I treat my enemies like dust and keep em under mats
Im a weed head so i make being stoned look iller
You best hide ya self cause im a phone book killer
And i might be picking your name next
And running in your house and slitting ya dames neck
Then go to your mothers house and tell her im the grim reaper
Then beat the bitch to death with a gym sneaker
Fuck every other mc i got the nicest flow and the best style
I got mulder and scully after me cause im an X file
The criminal life is the life that i gotta live
I beat people around more than the guardians of foster kids
Yo when im around and in a mood spitefull actions mount
Hell yeah i let my kids stay over at michael jacksons house
Now listen carefully you dont want no hassle kid
Fuck around with me you'll get knifed like dizze rascal did
Im eating a girl out and its her period rhyme
Im smiling with a mouth full of blood this aint a serious rhyme
I do have a brain but to be honest the shits blank
My dream is to get jenna jameson to give me a tit wank
Yo you dont wanna fuck around and do this cannibal harm
Why you mad at me cause your mother starred in animal farm
I heard she was loving it but died from horse dick
Yo you motherfuckers need to teach me what remorse is
This is just some crazy punchlines and rhymes i wrote a while back.
If this doest crack you up you are a RETARD.
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