im a complete headcase so fuck dare's/
i got a dozen demon's swinging from my nut hair's/
i hate mc's who pretend their thugs then choose god/
they might as well cut their balls off and get a boob job/
i just wanna turn the lights out on these queer fucks/
im trying to dick a fine bitch so i suck in my beer gut/
im poor as fuck so i cant afford gym membership/
my friend just bought an uzi i wanna lend of it/
so i can do a drive by at a mcdonald's drive through/
shoot everyone except the cook, then shout where's my apple pie to/
the police wanna put me in jail cause i pack heat/
my rhymes are more darker than my sister's black teeth/
mc's hate me cause i rhyme strong/
im sending you warning shot's like saigon/
i am crazy, what i gotta lie for?/
i'll put my fucking blunt out in ya eye ball/
hook=i dont give a fuck about what the law say/
ima do what the fuck i like and keep rhyming the raw way/
i drink and smoke that weed all day/
what? what? what?
im not to be fucked with scores know/
i bring a knife and a gun to every award show/
and if i dont win in every category/
the whole audience i'll splatter all these/
im a bad dude, who will stab crews/
if muthafuckas put me in a mad mood/
most of these so called mc's just wanna hold fame/
i'll beat the bastards to death with their own chain/
their's mob crews on the street/
thats cool ill still rob you with the heat/
i gotta take ya fan base out of their boredom/
so i'll extort michael out of his air jordans/
im a mental mc who'll wax lyrical/
pick up my pen and my pad and craft syllables/
in my right hand pocket is wheir my knife's hidden/
i'll smoke weed in a pig's face cause im trife living/
this is just 2 verses i wrote a while back my last posts have been deeper but i wanted 2 put up 2 verses just talking stupid funny shit.