some dating advice (keystyled)
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...88#post1223188
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/newt...=newthread&f=5
this is all true.
attention young listeners and readers alike/
i've got an open mic letchure for breeders and dykes/
its like, my experience got me some knowledge/
about the dating game, so take a seat within my colledge/
now i started around sixteen with a bitch queen/
who kept her colours hidden with camoflague precision/
however this witch seemed, it was a sick scene/
coz i was about division of her legs and lickin'/
well fuck that, moving swiftly on to a year later/
i was hooked up with honey skinned blonde from jamica/
putting sledgehammers to cherries, trying new positions/
my eyes were popping out with every new admission/
but the long distance between us put a strain right on/
it served to defeat us in a few nights, gone/
so i popped my collar, refused to come to squallor/
and check my radar for new girls for my impala/
now in uni, i was on some new imagery/
some hair gel, some contacts, a newer, fitter me/
at my epitamy, getting flocks like never before/
i would never be bored of all this revelry, whores/
losing track of one girl to the next and so on/
laura's, lauren's, lucy's, a new text to flow on/
i found myself in trouble only 2 days ago/
the consequence of a man who chose to play these ho's/
two were at the same club, spotted me at the same time/
walked the same route over, damn right my game shines/
it was like "who the fuck is this?" "what who the fuck are you?"/
then a swift kick in the nuts, i was struck hard through/
as i sank to my knees feeling pain of all degrees/
i reflected on my steez with these p-y-t's/
i thought about settling down with a girl who'd repsect mine/
ahhh fuck it, i'll just wear a metal cup next time!/
pzz.
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