D realest vs. JayD

[D realest]

Aiiight dawg this is my check in. You spit first (It better be fire too) . Dont forget to check in. Good luck homie, you're gonna need it. (Yea, I said it).

[JayD]

Here is my Check in...

You asked for a battle, dude?
That'll do...Now up is how I'll rattle you.
Through my words I shatter you
I'll scatter you as ahses too.
You can't stop this shit either, dude.
Cause this shit ain't up to me or you.

So voters let's hear YOUR review...
Let's not be rude, but "D" is screwed.
A shut out would leave him unglued
But tell the truth, shit...
...Let's condlude it
Don't try to HIDE or misconstue it.

So here's an equation to find this winner quick:
One hundred posts PLUS all those who viewed it,
Watching two rappers MINUS you who can't spit,
Two TIMES this newb's posted...with my quick wit,
And this one leaves us DIVIDED...you're miles from my shit.

So that's it......it's over, we're all done.
The score board' lit up...D-Zero and Jay won!

[JayD]

Alright...I forgot to put this in my last post. But you go...then I get another verse...then you get another verse. Is that cool with you?

[D realest]

thats cool with. Its cause you know you are gonna need it.

[D realest]

Ok, Im finally ready.
I'll try to be nice Aiiiiiiiight (lmao)



I just finished killing Lethal injection so my record is 1 and 0 ("O" not zero, I mean zero though)
Flip that around and thats your new stats bro.
SUBTRACT your wins minus the losses and you'll have more wins than the difference
but less than mine, ok thats enough math for 1 sentence
I shouldn't have sent this, to prevent this slaughter
I shouldn't have went this far, but it could get broader
He calls me a newb when he's one himself
you'll see you have a lot to learn when your raps aint felt
but my raps are tangible like your girl
when i touch her kooch she twists and twirls
who are you foolin with a name like JayD
no matter how hard you try you cant be JayZ
this is more than enough to kill you
you want to try again cause not even YOU feel you
I might come back again even though I dont need to
you have a chance now because i agreed to
maybe you'll be better with something like this to feed you



Ok thats it. you can go now. i'm just fuckin around with you. i got next. Holla Back

[D realest]

ONE PROBLEM:

in the third line (SUBTRACT....) i meant to say "SUBTRACT your wins minus the losses 0-1) you have more wins than the difference


i know that was a little confusing, thats cause it wasn't put in there right. my bad. thats wasn't the best part anyway. lol

[JayD]

You trying to flip the script and shit by spitting shit unfit.
Face it, dick, admit the hit…permit your wits to grip it.
You lost today, come back someday to play the game, ok?
Just pray my slayin’ ways don’t stain your 1-0 record’s fakeness.
You were right when you said that tonight you should not have sent this to me.
It’ll be a slaughter aight, cause you won’t fight to any extent too D.
And learn to read before you breath words ‘bout my lines ‘fore you breath ‘em.
Or I’ll heave ‘em down, to the ground where you’ll left with breath all seized up.
Read carefully, dude, I said “I’m a newb,” but I think we can conclude…
That so are you. The voters view you as a rook newb too.
And bout my babe…it’s a shame, ‘bout what I got to say.
She’s tight and shaved but my favorite flavor’s still yo’ momma baby.
You tell me that your shit is tangible, but it has no unique handle,
I tried to touch but couldn’t feel it, you could never hold to me a candle.
JayZ ain’t me, he never will be, he will never ever have to be,
Dissin’ pieces of shit for free, so peeps taking him seriously
You’ll never end me, ever kill me, no matter what you write
Come back to see me, take the votes D, 5-0 and say goodnight.

Now I'm done, I've told my jokes and dissed you just for fun.
But I need to say some serious shit before I say I'm done
I can't believe you dissed me by talking 'bout my girl?
How dare you dis my daughter, man...you make me wanna hurl.
"Wait," You're thinking now...I know you are confused.
So let me clarify it for you so your brain won't be left so bruised.
I said that it's my daughter and I do still stand by that...
It's my daughter cause I fucked your mom till I made her stomache fat.
Nine months later, her creator stood and watched as she was born.
Why you looked at your new sister and thought of kiddy porn.
You make me sick you peice of shit I'm going to take my knife...
And take you out and stick you with it to end your fucking life.



Haha...aiight D...what now? You better finish strong...or finish last.

[JayD]

I fucked up...the line that said:

And learn to read before you breath words ‘bout my lines ‘fore you breath ‘em.
Or I’ll heave ‘em down, to the ground where you’ll left with breath ALL seized UP.

Should have said:

And learn to read before you breath words ‘bout my lines ‘fore you breath ‘em.
Or I’ll heave ‘em down, to the ground where you’ll left with breath seized.

[TO-FACE]

Hit Up Wise Ways Vs To Face...............
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[D realest]

Ooooooooooo. Impressive. I see you took advantage of my gift to you. Your skill level jumped up a lot. I like that. lol. But now its my turn. Time for me to show a little more of my talent. Good luck.

Ok where shall I begin:




Ok bitch, I've reached my decision of where I should begin
My mom would never fuck you dude, she's not a lesbian
I tried to be nice the first time cause I knew your verse was whack
you knew it too so you pursued a chance to advance your attack.
I gave it to you and you used your chance to rhyme a lot more words
you claim to stick me with a knife but you can't even see me so thats absurd
not only that but you claim to fuck my mom tryin to spit some greatness
if you knew her dawg, she so old that you would change that statement
but I guess it works cause your single now your girl is on my dick
I wont stoop to diss your mother now cause thats some played out shit
only you would talk about mother-fucking you motherfuckin punk
still mad that I got your girl and she's sucking on my trunk
it looks like eminem just lended him some rhymes he made at age seven
he's feminen so I pen the win and send JayD to webpage heaven
In your last verse I question what really makes you want to hurl
you claim you went to fuck my mom to get your baby girl
before you said that her shits' really tight and it's your second favorite flavor
sorry dude but thats real sick, it called incest behavior
I dont have sister man so your stupid diss is ineffective
you tried too hard to beat me man too bad they wont except this
That's really it I could go on but I think it'd be too long
So take take this diss you stupid bitch sorry if I came too strong.




HA. Sorry man but I think I got this one. That second try was pretty good though. That second round should be put in the legendary battle section or something.
See you around. Peace

[JayD]

alright...I'm feeling that. Except one part...I said my "babe" was tight...not my girl. But other than that...I like it. We'll see what the voters have to say tho. peace

[D realest]

^^^^^^^UPPING FOR VOTES^^^^^^^

Come on people vote so this can go away

Also check out D realest vs Lethal
peace

[D realest]

^^^^^UPPin For votes^^^^

PLEASE vote on this battle. I need to finish this so I can diss someone else.