y'all know the rules. Same as before. No back to back posting but u can post as much as u want and as many lines as u want as long as they dope.
Winner gets an accomplishment AND a win added to their site record.
This closes Thursday at midnight e.s.t.
Salamander is on the right:
Yall make it dope.
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Last edited by A. Diction; September 20th, 2015 at 09:49 PM
ur boy hit u up like "lets go get some hoes by 5pm n bring em back n just fuck"
Yall were supposed to get 4x4 ...now u just got shitloads of Beer cans in the back of that truck
why so close? photographer was nuts to catch it
these two are like a Castle's Sentry.
Coz yall are Synchronizing Watches like some fucking fagots
u the type to threaten a chick but not a bitch scared
N I can see u like the Nature , Boy but why in the fkkkkkkk u got the same biceps as Ric Flair
coward pawn. I bet u sit in the barber chair n it takes like a hour gawd
"like the Super Bowl's OURS dawg,...now pleaseeeee let me get that Howie Long
lol this douche don't deserve life. I can accurately measure your worth
fuck that hat. try that bag behind you on for size. -ud do so much better for Earth
ur friend plays Volleyball? no wonder u stay gone from this place
But rb seen a Spike in Activity. n ur not practicing w/ him when he slams balls in ur face
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Step1: hold something, n try be low key when flexin
Step2: go back to Armani, n Exchange that shirt for one from the men section
Lmaooo. Expensive everything. Rednecks w a major budget
But its hard af to NOT be trailer trash when u live in an acre of it
Dedication is when ur already a fk'n douche, but u keep on practicin'
But whats really impressive is that trple wide..not urs, the one ya hat lives in
Kill a bitch and kill her kid
all depends what her nigga did
-herbo
Not gonna lie, somebodys seriously juicing fam
Lookin like you ya buddy almost got caught holdin hands
Tight tees n caps? Thats what he's all about
Names Salamander but he's rockin a piglets snout
Thats the swagger that only a bum like you can employ
Just a goofy super man curl on the top of ya dome lookin boy
I get pumped for a roast, think im lyin? Hardly dude
You get pumped drinkin those supplements at the family BBQ
Your the worst gimmick, dudes swag is dumb sloppy
Real recognize real, i doubt you can see through those fake cartys
Inbreds be like... "mmmm, power drink!! Does it work magic? Certainly
Just think, before i took a sip, this hat fit perfectly"
Kill a bitch and kill her kid
all depends what her nigga did
-herbo
I remember u talkin bout sega games. n how the hedgehog has mega strength
u started tlkin about SuperSonic. and I cudnt stop thinking about how u got the head of Detlef Schrempf
I mean damn b..i cant quite honor this beast
niggas saying supplements. but to me? yall honestly look like yall drinking Garner Fructise
stop dressing yourself. just fucing stop
n Boogie Nights wants its Sunglasses Back. whyd you take em b? those were just some props
gone @ Dude on a legit volleyball team
I heard of gay. but yall put a whole nother ring to it
U caught the Eye of the Tiger. yall lifted weights,- then he fucked u to Rocky's theme music
yall some homos b. im not even talkin shit in jest
ur boy is A Volleyball fgt
But when he Serves you? theres no Problem when the shit Hits the Net
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oops
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salamander? ur soft as a croissant. all flakey w/ butter n goo
but yo.. how ur boy in a volleyball shirt but still looks tougher then u
im a real thug. ur a disgrace to us all. so get lost n snuffed u bitch
u pussy faggot. fuck liftin weights.. u should lyft a ride off a fuckin cliff
u look like ur there w/ a hippy chick. late night. u lookin to pin her?
she said shes diggin ur muscles.. then came back n cooked em for dinner
Last edited by Blanco.; September 21st, 2015 at 12:25 AM
lyricalz finest
Swingers at a Summer Camp, seen together picking up fellows
They're looking for the raphael and michaelangelo to their leonardo and donatello.
These two are cross dressers too, scheduled to come out at night to perform in the tighest of fabrics.
Debating on their stage name between Gym-rat Faggots or Crouching TIGER n Hidden Dragon.
Ban him. This Homo Redneck probably wants YOU....in the back of his tent too, sexin with dudes.
on his 4x4 or all on 4's when he invites you to his neck of the woods.
Last edited by puravida; September 21st, 2015 at 08:14 PM
Yall some dumbass dudes, how you gonna call something it ain't...
That ain't juice... From the look of his face, that's just his retard strength.
You never cared to be the popular dude, and who could blame you?
But on behalf of rednecks everywhere, WE DONT FUCKING CLAIM YOU!
you'll never get brain, the "looks aren't important" are a part of his game...
Nasty faggot wearing a white T so tight, I can smell his fuckin pit stains.
parents don't claim you, n even on their taxes you've never been reported son,
Because you seriously look like the aftermath of kavorkians botched abortions.
DayumNation
He aint gettin no puss, no way he's a lady killer
Dog hoes? How when this faggots lookin like wilbur
I take 5 star vacations n swipe w/ my black card
Expensive trips to you consist of tents in the back yard
Ya partner aint lookin swell somebody feed that dork
Hill billy scum'll probably cook whatevers under that 4 x 4
Cocky fucker playin volleyball? You lost my respect
Even in real life this simp cant serve over the net
Last edited by Aye BRUH; September 22nd, 2015 at 08:41 PM
A little too close U two do weird things that ain't right
...matching bottles, so u can pretend to mix them up then drink from the same side
The wackest guy
thats what u get when u want to look like you rock Armani but cant afford the asking price,
the kind made by cantonese guys, seriously
u buy ya clothes from the same bitches with those bags screaming "dvd'
its a big world , there's a whole lot of people ive never met yet,
but this is the first pic from google when i typed in how to define a redneck
Nowadays an Ezekiel be enough to stake a kosher death
Left ghost instead, these Dudes don't even know their dead
racist redneck, face this death threat. the roids got me questioning him...
but this dude hates juice, he quit watching sons of anarchy cuz they let a Mexican in.
prob lives next to a gym, exits with men for a wrestling match....
matching bottles, matching shorts. these two fgts look like they even met on match.
ur dead n I win, he thinks being gay was never a sin.
ur bf looks like he never works out, like every relationship u ever been in.
y'all lookn like strait douche bags, faggit twins.
Most of ur type have a chin strap, but I guess first u gotta have a chin.
I never did buy the hype. keep askn why ur white.
this idiot went to the hat shack n told em he wants the high n tight.
but we both used to believe it was fun to write...
We could kick it n chew the fat, but it would take alllll day with ur under bite.
Musclebound for what? You can tell that he's fake
Cuz i'll remove sal lid n leave em in a vegetable state
You wrestle with ya boy, takin turns with the mountin
Queers got tents in the back, reenactin brokeback mountain
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