Fitness
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...42#post1015442
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...61#post1015461
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...85#post1015485
ok, this is my first post in this forum on this site...I was Buzz27 at Rab Board.com and I do battle
and write original shit...I just wanted to provide some humor to the board for Christmas....I did
this on Rap Board last summer...I’ll get to working on my own rhymes here soon...if you reply, don’t rate it, just let
me know if it made you laugh or not...like I said, I just did this on the side, I don’t want this to
make me look like Weird Al Yankovic lol...
(Play the song while reading)
Fitness
Beat-“Business”-The Eminem Show; [Fat mom’s name-Marsha] (Skip Batman Intro)
Marsha! (X2)
The fat bitch is back again
It’s chow time
Worry-worry!
The bitch aint filled up
Introducing the star of fat ho’s
Her name is
Marsha!
You’ll never wanna invite this bitch to your bar-b-que again, this you’ll vow
The bitch belongs in a zoo and she’s comin to you
Marsha!
Her physical fitness gets no props as she’s the most fattest/
most largest, her fat ass could push barges/
most apallin, food brawlin, she aint stallin/
ass takes up a city block cuz your mom’s fat/
looks like Batman devoured all of Gothom/
oh god! it’s an earthquake, the bitch took up joggin/
couldn’t subdue her with logger chains, don’t even try it/
set to rip restaurant doors right off the hinges/
the whore’s bingin, cringin, crossin state lines-collapsin bridges/
(collapsing sound) yeah, there goes another one/
she’s inches, away from surpassin one ton/
pork chops are her soul mate, make pigs wanna run/
(Chorus x2)
Over eaters anonymous is in distress, she’d make the culinary economy recess/
at Denny’s she’s renown, her fat ass sits around, your town/
the bitch defies fitness-Hell yeah!/
Nestlee Quick chuggin fat ass, the bitch is unforgivable/
watch the milk spray, as she’s smackin on Cheerios/
hooked and she can’t quit, hunger’s still throbin/
the fat ass spawn, her obesity is fuckin terminal/
with hips the size of Peru, she’ll block your view of the west/
she’s ready to digest some more, she’s into it/
eatin rows of mets, the ho’s form of sex/
watch her fat ass dance salsa and shake the whole fuckin projects/
the most hated of all who don’t wanna be overweight, her teeth’s serated/
50 Ding Dongs, she’ll regurgitate em all/
it’s lunch, served up, it’s her cuisine/
2 ton whale well cooked with some refried beans/
the bitch keeps gainin more, she cant get out the door/
people are just laughin at this fat ass whore, the audience is drawn/
so why doesn’’t she get a turnstile and call it “Marsha’s fat ass carnival”/
come on ya’ll
(Chorus)
Obesity at its prime, no chance she’ll ever forgo/
it’s her trend, so panic, queen of raw cookie dough/
the bitch is unstoppable, if food’s coppable/
with snacks she don’t piddle, she’s your fat kid’s hero/
the number one suspect of inflicted food neglect/
she went to Ethiopia, came back and world hunger took effect/
there’s not a meal she’ll reject, the smell of veal she’ll detect/
knockin down your fuckin children runnin to the buffet with disrespect/
just to start her feeding frenzy that will make you queezy/
face and hands so motha fuckin greezy/
Jesus, how could one bitch be so greedy? how could one salad be so cheesy?/
over eater elite, table manners so sleazy/
believe me, KFC and Denny’s/
are gonna be relieved when she od’s from baked beans/
she rants, she’s so fat she moans, how sick is she?/
at the beach she gets speared, the most feared, collapse the pier/
into the ocean, flooded the northern hemisphere/
and she will make obesity a lifetime career/
OK, (what up?) can I get a suweeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!/
(Chorus)
(Outro)
So there you have it folks
(Marsha!)
Is headin for the buffet, get the fuck out of the way!
Everyone knows that it’s her fat ass way, because
(Marsha!)
Won’t delay, with an ass as big as the Hudson Bay, yeah she’s the fattest in the U.S.A.
Grab your A.K. and hope her fat ass aint comin your way
Edit: lol, damn this is old...wtf was wrong with me?
susurro
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