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View Poll Results: Who won this battle?

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  • Rap~Jesus~

    5 100.00%
  • MaRiO

    0 0%
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Thread: MaRiO vs Rap~Jesus~

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    MaRiO vs Rap~Jesus~

    ok ignore the first one

    10 line min
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    and you spit first
    verses due in by tuesday

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  2. #2
    Rap~Jesus~
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    ok,,, i';ll drop sunday or something cuz im lil busy........................................

    peace

  3. #3
    Rap~Jesus~
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    yo checking in................................................ .................................................. .

    peace

  4. #4
    Rap~Jesus~
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    Thumbs down My Verse:

    My Verse:

    My lyrical punches hit back and forth damaging the rep. of any emcee thats wants to test me/[1]

    Even if i was handicap i will take u out, no respect is due to u cuz i just dont give a fuck, i'll show no mercy/[2]

    Da highlight of the evening will be me and you wit gloves on ready to settle our differences in a boxing ring/[3]

    But it's a mismatch like Jones Versus Harris, nuttin could hit me but ima throw punches at ur face and fuck up ur chin/[4]

    Lyrically it's all da same im better than you, I dont dont even got to worry bout da reprecussions cuz ure no competition/[5]

    Honestly ure one of da worst emcees ive eva seen battle, then wanting to battle on of da best, bitch i'll leave u wit ur rap career needing some modification/[6]

    gd luck dawg

    peace

    Look at my record its 5-0 do u want to be numba 6, if so then u chose da fucking wrong path/[7]

    Ur punches wont even faze me, i got outa da u way cuz ur lyris are stiking, bitch let them take a bath/[8]

    U missed da conception if u really though u gonna win this battle against me, u dumb fuck/[9]

    Read ur lyrics who u think u gonna beat with that shit damn boy they just fucking suck/[10]

    Ur lyrics are like enigma really hard to understand, maybe thats cuz they make no sense, their irrelevant/[11]

    Why do u waste ur time and everyone else's lines by choosing to battle, u got no skill, wit rap---- u just cant/[12]

    I forever Kill bad musicians and vocalist, so their horrid scars to "rap" can cease/[13]

    So in the end i hold the "secret", and your bitch~ass is "deceased"/[14]

  5. #5
    Rap~Jesus~
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    shit i made a mistake, here is it:

    My lyrical punches hit back and forth damaging the rep. of any emcee thats wants to test me/[1]

    Even if i was handicap i will take u out, no respect is due to u cuz i just dont give a fuck, i'll show no mercy/[2]

    Da highlight of the evening will be me and you wit gloves on ready to settle our differences in a boxing ring/[3]

    But it's a mismatch like Jones Versus Harris, nuttin could hit me but ima throw punches at ur face and fuck up ur chin/[4]

    Lyrically it's all da same im better than you, I dont dont even got to worry bout da reprecussions cuz ure no competition/[5]

    Honestly ure one of da worst emcees ive eva seen battle, then wanting to battle on of da best, bitch i'll leave u wit ur rap career needing some modification/[6]

    Look at my record its 5-0 do u want to be numba 6, if so then u chose da fucking wrong path/[7]

    Ur punches wont even faze me, i got outa da u way cuz ur lyris are stiking, bitch let them take a bath/[8]

    U missed da conception if u really though u gonna win this battle against me, u dumb fuck/[9]

    Read ur lyrics who u think u gonna beat with that shit damn boy they just fucking suck/[10]

    Ur lyrics are like enigma really hard to understand, maybe thats cuz they make no sense, their irrelevant/[11]

    Why do u waste ur time and everyone else's lines by choosing to battle, u got no skill, wit rap---- u just cant/[12]

    I forever Kill bad musicians and vocalist, so their horrid scars to "rap" can cease/[13]

    So in the end i hold the "secret", and your bitch~ass is "deceased"/[14]

    gdluck dawg

    peace

  6. #6
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    This Battle Is Already Won LEts SAy from What Ive Seen Mario do ... THat Shit is defitnitly better......... MArIo is going to have to step it up a noch............................................

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    sorry its late but here it is

    Man you battle like you the king, hey this is a boxing ring you may have won the first round but I got this fist and im gonna pound you to the ground [1]

    Man can you even read, no you cant you need to go back to the first grade because this shit is real and I’ve got it made [2]

    I started off shit but that’s ok, youre the one that’s fuckin gay when im finshed you will be looking like a retard this battle is so fucking easy [3]

    Ima a psycho path, you the one smellin like you need a bath, smelly bastard you think you good but yet you haven’t mastered the art of battling [4]

    You think your tough, but your not when youre bitch asks you to touch her muff you say no I cant im gay but you know what ima let you win [5]

    Im sick of fucking battling but what I say doesn’t matter, ima gonna sit there and look like tha mad hatter, im gonna feed you a lot of cake to make you fatter [6]

    So then we wont have to box we’ll sumo wrestle with a fox, your momma forgot to take the pill battling you is making me ill [7]

    Cant you even see im getting better now, how could you miss that shit the cat in a hat could beat you [8]

    Sorry you had to wait but this shit is getting great, you aint no motha fucking emcee you a fuckin poser [9]

    Im almost finished im almost done, this shit is over this shit is won you better drop your fake ass record and record this down im the only motha fucker wearing this crown [10]

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  8. #8
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    aight...............................we kool.........................................uupin fo votes...........................

    peace

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    ok uppin for votes....................................... votes............................................. ........votes...........

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    how stretched du want the shit to be dayme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    punches-jesus
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    enjoyment-jus jesus
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    creativity-mario
    vote-jesus

    MAKE SURE YA HIT THIS UP PZ
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    how stretched du want the shit to be dayme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    punches-jesus
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    enjoyment-jus jesus
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    vote-jesus

    MAKE SURE YA HIT THIS UP PZ
    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...threadid=93576

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    uppin for some votes
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    http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...threadid=93576

    can ya'll check that out seen as tho i voted on this pz

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    uppin for votes yeah ill hit the link in a sec :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

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    good even battle...........................

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    overall-rap jesus
    ..................nice battle fellas

    return tha favor plz................................hit this up
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