1-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

[Slayerr.]

bro living in the future and still shows up late smh.

Lmao @bag Mandella give me this joker this week I need someone I’m motivated to beat

[Bag Mandela]

It was intentionally worded poorly to make it harder to get the PMS part. The 3 voters got a pm whining that they didnt understand it and how I just outsmarted them.

I can confirm this is partially true.

I have 2 Ls this season. I accept the content / references weren't fully understood by voters but can logically determine I wrote better, hence I don't need to complain, seek validation or claim it was part of some greater point-proving exercise. Displaying insecurity & emotional instability won't help, chill.

[MV]

Instead of wording it so that it was difficult you could have worded it so it was enjoyable . Just saying

[Spree]

Read the bar…. Could have been a dope bar.



Was not a dope bar

[Zunto]

We won’t have this problem in the LLL @fellas don’t worry.

[Desmond Hume]

I can confirm this is partially true.

I have 2 Ls this season. I accept the content / references weren't fully understood by voters but can logically determine I wrote better, hence I don't need to complain, seek validation or claim it was part of some greater point-proving exercise. Displaying insecurity & emotional instability won't help, chill.

Cute the way you stick up for him... but no, I'd rather put on a show and prove a point could care less about the L.

Saw your pm first, not this so this just echoed that.

[Blas]

Cute the way you stick up for him... but no, I'd rather put on a show and prove a point could care less about the L.

Saw your pm first, not this so this just echoed that.

it's fine like u said it's a net W now nobody can say they wish you'd die in a plane crash again

[Desmond Hume]

Getting some Lost references and island wp out was a bonus.

[Blas]

next week nobody beats desmond hume

[Sandra Valente]

morning gentleman

figured I’d stop by quick just to say I thought Desmond Hume fucking sucked this week and deserved to lose by more votes, would have if I had seen it quicker but the thread was closed before I got chance

Anyway, coffee break over, will be back Tuesday.

Yours sincerely,


Sandra x

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Every time I battle? I let plethora drop after the deadline, edit his shit even later, and said I wanted nothing to do with a DQ because I should have wrote something he couldn’t have beat regardless.

If you don’t think I have a legitimate point about FaQ’s bar getting votes against mine, then I don’t give a fuck to be honest. We can’t pretend that everything in this craft/realm is subjective no matter how bad it is, or when there isn’t even a punch in a punchline league. I don’t have to sit here and act like it’s all good when it ain’t. That’s not toxic, that’s holding people accountable for what the fuck they’re reading and voting on.

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Except you have it backwards, because that long bar bullshit FaQ came with was wack and outdated 20 years ago, and wouldn’t have received a single vote on here in 2004. That’s not what evolution or improvement is. That is regression and devolvement. Having two separate lines of set ups, convoluted wording, not having an actual punchline, and then explaining some awful wordplay with parentheses has ALWAYS been considered wack and objectively bad form in the realm of text battling. It is not a positive thing if suddenly people are acting like it’s passable or acceptable to produce some bullshit like that in a punchline league.

Don’t sit here and tell me it’s a “young man’s game” and “tastes have changed” lol that level of bar and writing has always been bad. There’s no evolution involved with some people on this site now lending credence to it. Dude did not draft up some new and updated style of text battle bar vs. me that we haven’t seen before. It has always existed and sucked lol. What I wrote was better in any era of text, including today.

p.s go fuck yourself dickwad


Yours sincerely,

Sandra

[Blas]

lmaoooooooooooooooo

[Wordz AhGod.]

Getting some Lost references and island wp out was a bonus.

That was a lost reference? Damn, I fuck with that show too smh

[Sandra Valente]

That was a lost reference? Damn, I fuck with that show too smh

it was lost on me

[Blas]

That was a lost reference? Damn, I fuck with that show too smh

i almost pm'd u to see if u got the island/show/lost/plane crash tie ins but then i decided u didn't care lmaooo

[Wordz AhGod.]

i almost pm'd u to see if u got the island/show/lost/plane crash tie ins but then i decided u didn't care lmaooo

He had already PM'd me with a rant, which I figured was part of the gimmick so I didn't read it. Maybe he explained it in there and I just didn't know. Fuck I missed out.