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Thread: 1-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

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    Re: 1-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    Quote Originally Posted by Blas View Post
    i walked right into this one didn't i..

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    nah nah nah you and pleth need a FL battle, the whole 1-2 punch isn't ENOUGH it needs to be a REAL DUEL
    I’m with it.

    You got 100 in you ?
    Last edited by Baron Mynd; September 22nd, 2025 at 02:27 PM

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    Re: 1-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    is LLL actually happening

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    Re: 1-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    Yea as soon as that drunk Mf killlibg spree mods me. I already have the mag written
    JOIN THE LLL PRIME!

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    Re: 1-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    lol dope appreciate it, hurry up !

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    Re: 1-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Mynd View Post
    I’m with it.

    You got 100 in you ?
    Nah you a soft poetry guy, 1-2 punch is enough

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    Re: 1-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    Quote Originally Posted by plethora View Post
    Nah you a soft poetry guy, 1-2 punch is enough
    CMON BREH, FOR THE 2025 CULTURE

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    Re: 1-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    lmao that means all he has is a terrible name play he thinks is fresh that he wants to use before someone beats him to it

    nice work, garcia hopes

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    Re: 1-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    Quote Originally Posted by Zunto View Post
    Yea as soon as that drunk Mf killlibg spree mods me. I already have the mag written
    Done

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    Re: 1-2 Punch League 2025 Chat

    Since "style's change" and the new battlers are... cough... better, let's see some of what they've got.

    Here's some from the Golden Era and beyond, by yours truly. Should be a fun read.

    Let's compare what you guys drop, now...


    Loosen my tie, I smile, grab the noose & the blade
    once again we meet, so I’m backstabbing you in the face
    you're scared going against me cuz I'm colder than hells freeze
    offered a pic battle, you said thank god I pick ANYONE else please
    I'm a legend with keys & I helped your fame when whoring your bitch
    I made your fingers international. now you can fit foreign your chick
    check in & see, keyed this in a day but I'm wreckin the league it's true
    take all the time you need, in fact here's a free second from me to you
    put that middle finger away. you ain't fucking with this fire so stop
    & go get that nail clipped, I bet a manicure your desire for cock
    if I EVER saw you in real life, I'd just pound you for greeting me
    looking like a pikachu, would kill any chick's arousal immediately
    you act hard. you don't really pack heat. jerk confess it
    Ok I seen your pistol grip pumps. but the matching skirt's excessive
    you have an effect on females even roses can't erase
    every time you come around girls adore closes in your face
    I'm a God to you. better praise me when you read text
    or I'll punch your stomach so hard you'll give feedback by reflex
    the win I'm cashing. it ain't really fair I'm smashing.
    you vs $pit's such a mismatch you'll be pulling hair & scratching.
    you're average at best. on RB I'm not the kind to mess wit.
    I'm that A-Rated legend. your bitch ass netcees every time you're tested.
    be real you recycle concepts, don't lie kid you do it often.
    me I whip up verses from the same scratch, you'll leave on the lid of your coffin.
    between Orc & Bar you ride so much dick it's hard to not show it
    you gotta hole-in-two style that's redefining golf as we know it
    you mad bro? forget a title shot, just stop you're defeated.
    how the fuck can you be fresh, every time I drop you're reheated.
    Bro you flipped Orc, you're not a writer you can't deny you're a tool
    you try to hide it.. I told em disguise a biter who plagiarize for a fool
    you don't want beef with me. I hope they told you about the danger
    if you bring the heat, you'll end up shooting your monitor out of anger
    so don't hold your breath. I'm collapsing your lungs when I thump you
    your exhale me as her King as well as the reason she dumped you
    Dorc. aka the liar. that's OK I'm servin him fire.
    Thought we forgot? bro the vets know which dog is all bark & a biter.
    dope concepts, nameplays & wording get you clapped with the quickness
    I've even got misdirections that'll draw a map to your bitchness
    "he's the best". "He's got skills". pfft I'ma crumble the fable
    bitch I'll take your best bar, sit down & drink you under the table
    when you hit? I chuckle mild. when I hit, it's fuckin wild.
    & It's Flu season so I'll make you sure you can say you went a couple miles
    I disappear for years now all the sudden you think you wanna tussle
    even my absent you to the hospital with broken wrists & busted knuckles
    your whole rep is a joke. you work so hard at denying you're fake
    I almost died when you told your homies I was just high-fiving your face
    all that attention you gettin's done tonight so hopefully you've cherished
    I'll show em what a fruit you are when the entire site sees you perish
    your fame's over, I'm wiping out ALL your hard work you're a damn slob
    once your extinct, so bad I wouldn't even let her give me a hand job
    I feel like I'm generous. even tho I'm heavy with words
    cuz you gotta brand new chest of drawers when I weggied a nerd
    listen, you should be thanking me for beating your skull vicious
    cuz when I hit you'll get a bulge so big you'll finally pull bitches
    I know you want to be a legend so bad but I'll make sure the failing is brief
    bitch I promise your final aspiration will be inhaling your teeth
    you try to emulate me. In a sense, you can call us both the flame king
    I'm bringing fire, you're furiously rubbing sticks bro it's not the same thing
    your shit is wack, doesn't rhyme & isn't rap, you can't defile us.
    but you should be a pro at taking notes since you're completely stylus
    I get it tho. it's the drugs right? I'm like this guy can maul blow
    heard you almost lost your nose to frostbite the first time you saw snow
    pay homage to the God. I don't even know why you're so mad at me
    when I have you sweating this loss so bad you're rank increased dramatically
    and I know you can't trust your hoe. believe me I understand G
    they call her Bluetooth cuz she charges for blowjobs but her hands free
    I got punches like Tyson stupid you can bet that I'm gon bag it
    I'll split your face so fucking bad people will think you're conjoined faggots
    quit acting hard you can't take a punch son you'll probably die slapping
    even your frenzy how stupid you look every time that you try rapping
    we found you're garbage, plus you know I pound the hardest.
    you career will never flourish. but I'll put you on the ground regardless.
    I'm seizing this punk. I'm that veteran with the prose you're dead trying
    I knew you didn't speak my language when my accent your head flying
    thought you could surprise me. bitch I'm the legend you'll never be.
    I saw you coming bro & tbh it was the biggest squirting I've ever seen
    just stop with the stunt. before you get yourself popped in the cunt
    yeah your the king of front lines faggot every line you drop is a front
    I'm wiping out your entire species. cuz I doubt ya real dude
    I know what a holocaust & I've got enough change in my couch to kill you
    hope your tablet has google maps, it's gonna be a distant season
    & when I'm done you'll be needing an ipad for an entirely different reason
    bitch it's treason.. to even suggest you're gonna stomp me
    cuz textually you're getting molested.. & you know I'm the cause B.
    bro.. we seen your pic. I don't even know what to say to this.
    you're not just a wigga.. you grew the fucking hair they made it with.
    you don't want to whip out the camera again, with your posing & fagness.
    picture this: snapping your neck in a flash & overexposing your wackness.
    should be named Untrue. w/ punches saying kids get battered.
    fertilize for someone with no growth that never won when shit mattered.
    soldier life? pfft.. bitch better run you can't hold a fight.
    I'll have you taking cover so much your boyfriend'll get cold at night.
    zero skills. you're never hot. that's why I doubted you dog.
    besides I'ma boss, if you brought the fire you'd just be out of a job.
    fake thug, net banger, homo just stop with the silly threats.
    making threads about rapisalive dying BRO YOU'RE THE ONE KILLING TEXT
    you're always fighting with your bitch too, that skank is trashy.
    the makeup sex is probably decent but without it her face is nasty.
    it's funny.. all this effort you put into rippin me? it's awesome dog
    but if you wanted to dig up dirt, you coulda just slapped your carpet hard
    this the battle of the week, you & $pit are vote bringers
    ur the showpiece, I'm just here snapping ur white flag & both fingers
    it's fact, you come from the land of fags. I always knew so.
    we joke Canadian's are effeminate pussies. with you it's Trudeau.
    I'm from the USA, and trust me dog it matters to whores
    won't compare bacon, but ur girl said my hog is fatter than yours
    terrorize your love life. showed ur girl you're a coward, soft.
    now she never sleeper cell, blowing up my phone til hers powers off
    the fuck we even matched up? I'm hot, ur writing stay shit.
    in fact I'm the top seed ur girl wanna fertilize her eggs with
    Fresh ain't thuggin, you do crime cuz getting locked up is your passion
    you love it. incels the only time you ever get any action
    it's a sprint for the top. but you make it hard to strive for.
    ur not even in the race, just some pathetic lower life form
    bitch you'll get eaten alive, ur scared when I brandish the mac.
    I'm bloodthirsty & all this gourmet cause a panic attack
    no need to share ya leftist views. bitch soon to be deceased
    everyone knows ur anti-guns when you hit the gym in sleeveless tees
    you dropped quick af, sent Wux your verse early, acting just like a boss do
    you got me wringing my hands, squeezing out every last drop after I wash you
    ducked me all day fucking coward, try & hide the fact you fear me
    to expose a bitch, I gotta magnify pull it everyone will see it clearly
    I'm the King, so hit the highway. you getting booted this season
    idgaf if you pushing a coup, you'll be getting executed for treason.
    you pollute the site with fake punches, bro I'll snap your spine to stop
    I can't believe the garbage you produce I mean it's literary time you drop
    cuz I don't friend wack losers, especially ones who look like dorks spitting
    ur not a pallet s'likely you're a fat square who gets busy w/ fork lifting
    you better hope & practice. you're lame, don't even flex it's showing wackness.
    Bro you're confusing yoga flame for your expertise in throwing matches.
    ya fragile, no problem to shake ya.. 12'll do it don't need a novel to take ya.
    bitch I'll have your tears streaming so hard your carrier'll throttle your data.
    you've always fucking sucked & every time you drop I think it's worse
    you got no business being in the league when you can't even inc. a decent verse
    Pro tip: you shoulda hit up a ghost writer for them mail order bars..
    Bro this isn't me conducting training this is you getting railroaded hard
    you been washed up for years, ain't esteemed & been deemed worthless
    & the only reason you can beat your chest is cuz titties can't key verses
    mind your manners you little pussy, I'll have you doubled over in fear.
    one hit from me & you'll be so airborne I won't catch a cold for a year.
    I'm sick with the savagery, you know I come in quick with the bombs.
    & you been on my watchlist for a while, curious what I Netflix with ya mom.
    can't knock your contribution to text though, your presence is timeless.
    honestly you're the glue that the league gives to their kids to make slime with.
    I'm beasting this season. I got my reasons and I bet you admire this
    bitch If I'm rusty at all, it's from the tears you left on my iron fists
    get clapped, nobody cheers for the concepts you drop it's impossible
    as far as explanations, basically nothing you've ever dropped is a plausible
    don't start beef. better watch your mouth when you debating hard chief
    keep up the profanity, you'll need a censor to monitor your fading heartbeat
    & your bitch is a disaster. bro you don't wanna test it
    every dude Pastor up but you worship her cuz you're desperate
    I know when I call you fag it bothers you, I see you get mad
    Ok I'll support gay rights, but at least throw a decent left jab
    your ego is outta hand . I'm here to make the problem stop.
    you're not a monster. but you are known for goblin cock
    probably thought I wouldn't show. sorry if I confused you
    I promise it's still a bye week, it's just not the kind you're used to
    call yourself a king. act like you're royalty taking charge
    well your highness.. must have you hallucinating hard
    fucking internet thug. better keep that shit online to stay alive
    or the next time you see me using Chrome I'll be unloading my 45
    bro you knew this was coming. I'm the best & you're not blind.
    you gotta sixth sense. that lets you know you're not even top five.
    u managed a decent rep. but you're old & wack despite it.
    you got that BCC style. aka copy dope punches & try to hide it.
    pussy you'll never be famous. so bitch don't try to brag.
    only way you'll see red carpet's going commando on the rag.
    face it. I'm that creative Legend you'll never dare to be.
    your style's basic & even ur fancy you're wack compared to me.
    & you girl don't let you poker. you're so broke she's acting wild.
    but if you play your cards right, that ebt might last a while.
    honestly you have some talent.. but everyone knows I'm better bro.
    you came at me hard as FUCK, waaay too excited to be hetero.
    rumor this, rumor that. the entire net been calling me wack.
    sucks you have all these accusations when all I have is the facts.
    what happened to the pic? it's cool - I'm getting the last laugh.
    I break entire verses in half & this pussy can't even snapchats.
    bro you suck. how you even got in this tourney's mysterious
    claiming weapons of mass destruction but we know it's not Syrias
    we used to be cool it's true. not saying you're an imposter.
    you repped my crew in '07, I just didn't know & you weren't on the roster.
    quit sobbin. seriously what's the point you're trying to get to?
    so what you started from the bottom. all fucking pieces of shit do.
    bro listen.. the fuck you ever win? you s'posed to be a rival not by far
    I mean let's be honest, you probably don't even have the title to your car.
    homie Spit's famous, cuz they know I always come with the bombs stompin.
    & I got something for the masses, but your candle light vigil's your mom's problem.
    u shoulda known I was lying. u can't get with the pros, ur shit with the prose.
    so now I'ma end the fairytale, expose this troll & crush the bridge of your nose.
    you try so hard to be me. so I decided to ride with the heat popping
    & when I pour this lead, you'll diecast aside like a cheap copy
    weak gun bars & wack punchlines.. I mean it's a pathetic caliber you're carrion
    & you're a fucking text scavenger dog, you jackal your concepts from erryone
    you're doing it all wrong, acting like a bitch & improper with every try
    & now misuse is what I'm calling you for the rest of your pathetic life
    was gone for a hot minute, came back & see you actin all large
    haven't been able to relax my absence cuz I been laughin so hard
    can't match my caliber on gun bars, I leave you nowhere to 'scape
    headshots. your measley attempts end w/ red dots all over your face
    I'm from the streets, you're a bitch. we both had it rough in this world
    we even share some of the same views. mostly POV stuff w/ ya girl
    I'll fuck up your mission, so hide your blueprints. believe me I'm bad
    & whatever Plot, keep a plan B for your girl when she leaving the pad
    dunno know why you even speak. 4TC. no one as hot as my squad
    you ain't fly, keep droning on and on & you'll get shot in your quads
    In the ring, even when the round ends - there's no way we go soft
    dog I don't care if it's feral keep fucking you up after the dingo off
    obscene w/ the semi. hate & resent me but please don't temp me
    I'm having a banner year.. you'll just end up angry & green with envy
    Bitch I'll splatter your brains, the evidence they won't touch it.
    & they won't recognize your face cuz identify don't crush it
    I'll dishonor your whole family. you know Spit don't plan to stop.
    chivalry's dead.. but I still got your bitch sucking dick on camelot.
    I'm the Tony Stark of text, I ball so hard they call it violent.
    you're Captain America before the serum. aka the smallest private
    you can't deny it, I'ma giant who's always swift with the win
    the only time you got assets is when you try & lift at the gym.
    heard ya song, you tryin' get down.. I hustle, I'm really the hardest
    I'm bout come UPS & tracking numbers while your delivery's garbage
    you act hard, but bottom line.. it'll be the exit you still run to
    cuz I'll put your head on a spike like volleyball, bitch I Wilson you
    I think it was a big mistake when ya girl asked if she could do me
    now she won't leave me alone, & I swear harassment nothing to me.
    fuck it.. even if I lose.. I don't care it'll be fun.
    besides you'll always be first, since homo inherently means one.
    you'll never be me. you better calm down & take a paxil.
    fuck recognition, I'll wreck ya whole fuckin engine & break ya axels.
    yeah you got hot in the summer, but I betcha you'll fold now.
    cuz standin in my shadow's gotta suck when it's cold out
    it's the truth. you're not original when you're writing a script
    bitch I'm not feeding you a line you just keep biting my shit
    look. I beat phoney cats into the roof til the ceiling crack.
    & you're so fucking fake, no one even believes that you're really wack
    homie you suck. I'm like a fashion designer of sentences.
    & you're over here sportin latex like it's cool to bite my apprentices.
    you'll never be Moster's Ink. you're a horrible poser.
    plus disloyal as fuck, sticking to the same concept over & over.
    check ya votes in my battles. it's why I knock & clown you.
    you been rooting for me so long you cracked the sidewalk around you.
    I bring the spark that electrifies the league, voltage & massive kill.
    you're the conduit make you feel shitty to lie about having skill?
    you're fake, we see thru you, which I find ironic in general.
    cuz transparents the real reason you were born without genitals.
    you'll fold proper. I'm the biggest ego around, a bold talker.
    & your stupid bitch said I was too hot headed, so I cold-cocked her.
    what I'm saying is the facts. I'm the legend you're scared to be
    bottom line, I'm a fucking giant the miniature compared to me.
    you'll probley try & sue me cuz you're sick of how I'm dropping.
    I promise I'll beat you in court. the bailiff won't be quick enough to stop me
    I spit words of steel. when it comes to text I'm the first to kill.
    so homie I wish you the best of luck. to help balance the worst of skill
    I know I been fucking the league. now you're taking a stand.
    quit trying to butt in.. and approach me face to face like a man
    you wanna be king. well you won't. I'm here to nail you.
    I'm the staple of this league, & you're the donkey I pin the tail to.
    coward I rock. you can't compare my power is hot
    I'm mauling you.. like I got 20 thousand & an hour to shop
    extra extra, read all about it! you ain't fuckin with me.
    here's a special bulletin, your brain for actin tough in the street.
    ya girl knows you can't text. everything you bust sucks
    I'm the best to date, but I don't even buy dinner we just fuck
    I'll be real. there was a time I thought you were tight with sick lines
    I remember clearly. it was that six month stretch when you bit mine
    we've been thru alot.. I know you think we're close despite it.
    but I'm gonna write the dopest cyanide punch EVER & hope you bite it
    yeah that's relevant. easy to see the fact's, you're so related
    I knew you were with At&t, cuz U-verse's wack and overrated
    you're a liar & tool. throw you in the flames until the fire is full
    I don't know why you're fucking cows when you desirable
    you're not a man homie.. so I really doubt if you're stout.
    the only hair on your chest is what fell out of your scalp.
    your concepts suck. shouldn't have to decipher what they mean
    cuz ideal punches and right now you're looking like a fucking fiend
    true art is back. but the U.S. is broke, times are hard it's fact.
    good thing about the deficit means they can't hear your garbage rap
    you suck at everything. even your day job testified you're weak.
    don't know if you commute, or I make you too petrified to speak
    I see you try & fool these writers. for now I'll prove he's biter
    someday my lines will be forgotten.. then all the sudden you'll be fire
    I know who you're favorite rapper is. so quit lying like it's $pit
    of course you're not a die hard fan. when you go you'll be crying like a bitch
    I'm the best, silence. don't speak. you ain't ready I text violence
    you can berate me if you want. but you still range from a D to an F minus
    I'm back to remind ya. Homie you're supposed to talk smack to vagina.
    I'll teach you how to land bitches.. like you on their back with a shiner
    I've hit a crazy number of chicks, many whores you never smashin
    I guesstimate, you need to drug the poor girl before it would ever happen
    look at the bright side. be thankful for what the lord gives
    At least when I put you in a wheelchair you can finally afford rims
    you should check your bitch. its about time that she confesses this
    she goes online without panties, n' then sends me private messages
    your impression is foul. battle you? like checking a child.
    hope you joined the alias tourney.. that way you'll have respect for a while
    work on refreshing your style. pussy you ain't got NOTHING for me
    your concepts are dated... screwed and then left crying in the morning
    you can tell what's coming. you're played & blown out
    I got you scared of a mouse. terrified & too afraid to scroll down
    this should tell you something. I'm just being real with you.
    last week I battled a biter, who would NEVER EVER steal from you
    you're never hot. shit I don't even care for your grammar
    you drop wack with such frequency you can pick it up on a scanner
    hope you like the taste of defeat. I'm smacking you down
    when I'm done you'll need toothpaste to glue em back in your mouth
    stupid fuck. I can't believe you even step with the nonsense
    I'm at a loss for words. which basically means you're fresh out of concepts
    have to admit, first I was impressed. you came steady with jabs
    your execution was flawless. one clean slice I put your head in a bag
    don't surprise me you piece your verse from other's partial bars.
    it's just a habit that you picked up always mixing martial arts.
    you shoulda never stepped to me. bitch I'm snapping knees
    & you're about to have a fucking fallout like you're Japanese
    you've known me since I started. & it's true I was nervous
    I mean there's a lot of history, you search through for your verses
    you're done wit. watch you fold I bring it son I'ma stunt it.
    I'm on a roll that rivals every single one on your stomach
    no need to drop 16. it doesn't take that many to do it right
    I figure 8.. around you & watch you drop right through the ice
    you'll probably cry. you're so much of a bitch I wouldn't doubt it.
    oh the irony. I call you homo & you get all butt hurt about it
    the wackest of the wack. it's like you were made to clown.
    you're so weak you need a spotter to push your weight around
    saw ya verse, almost didn't post. I'm like, he'll never be felt now.
    I didn't know if I should reactor just allow you to melt down
    I'm forever dangerous. you're gay. I got styles to sever brains with
    lmao @ "A Recalculation" stupid fuck. zero + zero never changes
    quit with the hype n' lies. I'm really not the dude to talk to.
    n' biting your tongue is the result of you speaking when I sock you
    fuck a punchline double check, shit I haven't even done one
    cuz if I talk about how wack you are I figured I'd be biting someone
    I never underestimate, so I hit you hard til somethin swell
    believe me when I say you're dope, and you obviously dumb as hell
    knockin off the rust. getting back in true form to crack noggins
    it's a stretch for me. for you it's a pulled hamstring n' back problems
    leave you on the lawn. speaking of which you need to trim it down
    not sure if your mower maybe curly but you're the biggest stooge around
    you gotta lot of growth to go through 'for you tighten those poor lyrics
    n' I don't know what stage you're stuck on but I'd never perform near it
    you talk about how you're dope, how you punch the hardest.
    then conversate the side of your face n' now my chucks are garbage
    watchin ya jaw swell. waste of my talent, hate to do ya
    send you to FL. put you on a raft and push you straight for Cuba
    I don't understand you dog, so why would I wanna fight you?
    n' you'll need a translater. cuz a real woman doesn't excite you
    wtf.. when I saw that piece of shit verse I was like hell no
    your text is so bad I'ma knock you out n' then I'ma stomp on your cell phone
    leave it alone. when I'm done son you'll be crying headed for home
    you'll Harbor so many bad feelings cruise liners will try to dock on your dome
    flippin I'ma blast.. you stop n' fell, s'ya demise I'm poppin shells
    I'll wipe my ass with ya verse, so it's no surprise that you cottonelle
    I'm sick with a keyboard. I hit n' my text'll scar up ya head
    I don't have to do audios.. I can say goodbye or sianara instead
    with that bullshit you spit.. I'm surprised a whore would approach
    I mean your punches are so played they have uniforms n' a coach
    at least you servin it frequent. havin me hurt's an achievement
    obviously you've got shit mastered.. so I'd start workin on decent
    the clash of the greatest. this is the battle they'll all be talkin about
    so you'll be writing your best... rant ever when I'm done knockin you out
    but you are smart. anyone who says otherwise is prolly a hater
    cuz we think along the same lines.. I just write em first n' you copy em later
    wasting ya talent. you could put a stop to all of this hard fightin
    the UN should hire you. cuz you ceasefire as soon as you start writin
    you'll be the best once I retire. n' they'll see when I'm done
    but remember... you're only heir to the throne by bein my son
    yes I'm the best. n' I can overcome the shittiest obstacle
    nevertheless.. cuz you drop the least amount of wittiness possible
    get you crunk.. nervous as fuck when I'm leavin a queer scarred
    stupid as fuck, but I'll have you so edgy you might even appear sharp
    n' it don't help to hide from me. just give up the fight son
    cuz every time you disappear to not know how to write one
    bitch why you fuckin fakin? I'ma tyrant you'll buckle shaken.
    you're about to face off - a direct result of my giant knuckles scrapin
    only one can come out on top. n' though you swear that you're strong
    don't worry - I'll keep it brief, n' put you underwear you belong
    better watch your mouth. speak if you dare I'll smash ya heart
    even your mom's scared to fuck wit me - I always terror snatch apart
    n' I jus started to sever. while you're played out n' retarded I'm clever
    all this time, denyin you're Lay.. only to get Lay'd out harder than ever
    you can try every angle to diss me.. knowin it's all for not
    this is your last match of the season, n' I just spit all over the sulfur part
    n' don't try to copy my style. no artificial nothin fake I'm raw
    all rights reserved.. as in repeatedly... until I break ya jaw
    get broke in two. I'm still a heavy hitter I ain't jokin dude
    n' you're so ultra-light, I have to tear off the filter to enjoy smokin you
    bannin kids outta spite.. but it's like, do how you want it dog
    you can police the site. me I'm just layin down the law
    our relationship's bruised. thought you'd turn the tables on crews
    funny how you jumped ship... right into a unstable canoe
    sometimes you a pussy. other times seems like you chop it up, then again
    who knows.. I can't tell if you really butcher just feminin
    but don't even step to the plate. seriously. you ain't fuckin with me dummy
    only time you'd hit it out the park.. is to shift into drive n' flee from me
    bitch ya done. cuz every homo who insults me, I flatten em
    keep at it.. n' I'll be the reason your losin record goes multi-platinum
    hoe I'm the meanest in text. dopest they ever seen I'm the best
    you're #2 in this bitch.. n' I'm just here to clean up the mess
    ya mediocre. will you ever be dope? ..fuck it's hard to say
    cuz dog if you're fly - you seem to be stuck in the larva stage
    me I'm the clever one.. n' when will you be a veteran? ..never son
    go head n' hold ya breath.. it'll make breathin better for everyone
    actin like you fulla dope material.. you're either a joke or frontin
    bitch you're all tapped out.. as if I'd release my choke or somethin
    can't see me: the great. battle with me ain't easy to take
    n' since you're not one of my fans.. you can just feed me the grapes
    I fold rivals. you ain't hot. I'll bake you cuz I'm blazing
    the only time you'll hold the title, is if I make you cuz I'm lazy
    I bust ill.. why even drop? it's true I'll whore you
    don't embarrass yourself. just chill.. I'm here to do that for you
    have to be rude. ya fell off hard.. fuck it baffled me dude
    all season you sucked up to me. n' surely you'll suck after me too
    if you wanted to get gangsta.. shouldn't of started with me
    calm down 'fore you start bustin caps.. droppin so hard on ya knees
    it's happenin kid. I'm showin the site who spits tighter
    n' since I'm pickin you apart, you get the role of bitch biter
    I tear at ya neck. say what you want, I don't care I'm the best
    n' hoe I'll smash ya head down so far it'll put hair on ya chest
    compare us, n' yes.. the title's mine. these hoes'll witness
    shut you down so quick, ya vital signs'll say closed for business
    far as disses, no reason to get mad. kid only mine matters
    so when you act up, I just kick back. until ya spine shatters
    I'm winnin the title pussy. no question I'ma beat you this time
    n' next season you'll see, will be salt n' pepper as I eat you alive
    I know I can knock you out. but dog I'm hopin for concussion
    you havin heart's debatable. so I'll leave ya chest open for discussion
    focus son I'm crushin. don't really seem fair in matches
    cuz damn.. I'ma punk you so hard you'll have pink hair n' patches
    clashin with spit's a no-no. check the flames I flow hoe
    n' I'd swear that you're gay. but cussin about it won't change a homo
    when I throw hits, leave you lookin purple n' bout to die
    bitch my fists are so quick, I'm runnin circles around ya eyes
    can't believe you even tried. must be strung out on acid man
    you probably never intended to show. ya thong hung out on accident
    you try actin it, but I'm hard. I'm comin bolder with a grin
    pay the cost. n' when I charge you.. it'll be my shoulder to ya chin
    faggot ya beat. always wastin time. you're never stompin
    slowly draggin ya feet. too lazy to carry you to the coffin
    actin jealous behind my back. always givin me the evil eye
    but someday you'll be the greatest. right after me n' feeble die
    I have no choice but to own. n' hoe at the most you're a clone
    tired of you callin me soft. bitch harden up ya voice on the phone
    you border wack. on my dick so bad. in fact ya dissin's all an act
    in beef, you rush to my defense so quick you'd sack a quarterback
    molded you. taught you how to be hard, so you could bomb for me
    didn't teach you all the tricks. but dog we'll get to ya mom shortly
    you still don't get it. I'll hit you so hard ya mug'll split
    cuz simply, you're the best. it's complexity you struggle with
    stupid fuck. I'm the king at this shit. you shoulda knew to duck
    I could never kneel before you. nobody's quicker than you to suck
    n' homie ya fam's fucked up. no dad. so what's the deal dog?
    cuz the fact that ya sorta tight..tells me that's not even ya real mom
    flow ain't strong, you just another bitch I say goodbye to
    and so long.. is a phrase girls never use to describe you
    shoulda dashed n' hid, kid I'm aspiring to smash ya chances
    but now my whole plan's backfiring.. from behind with gas n' matches
    this time raps gon spray, get dropped you suck s'right pal
    wackness don't come pre-packaged, that's ok I'ma box it up right now
    I spit it the raw, catch you grinnin get hit in the jaw
    everytime I see you I'm like, damn dog how you been? ...winnin at all
    jus shut ya mouth dude, there's no reason to start fuck beef
    really I could care less about you.. but dog it'd be hard trust me
    my hits bleed ya neck, punches I throw, cut it took life
    hoe I only showed you respect, so you know what it looks like
    seems I'm stuck on this shit, but I do this cuz I have to
    it's always talk smack, talk smack.. when you speak I just slap you
    look I don't know If I can trust you, you kinda selfish dude
    pretty sure you keep your word, you just take everyone elses too
    dog please, seen ya clothes, what's this faggot's problem?
    you look as ridiculous in tall tees, as you would in magnum condoms
    nobody likes you, it's easy as fuck, I just drop you every time
    people talk behind ya back so much, they can spot you by ya spine
    it's hopeless chump, look I got two gats loaded in my belt
    so shook, you opened a can of whoop ass n' it exploded on yaself
    served n' split, tell by ya spit you're just a nerd with wit
    Catholic? it's hard to be a man, when ya worship a virgin bitch
    I'll hurt ya quick, my flow's glam, better believe in me dog
    can't get with the program, cuz ya software ya need to be hard
    in fact you suck, n' I'm hot as hell, how you gon clown me?
    the only time you appeal, is not wearin sunblock around me
    I can end you, I've proven myself, so don't temp me kid
    cuz shit, if you're focused, I must be bentley'd bitch
    you know I'ma get personal, so fuck what you take it as
    put a stop to ya lil' winnin streak, n' beat ya naked ass
    face it fag, HW title's mine, you know you can't touch me
    you don't belong here in the first place.. maybe 3rd if ya lucky
    trust me, I'ma make you so mad you gon need a surgeon ta grin
    ya easily broke in half, crushed or smoked cuz virgin ya slim
    betta flinch when I reach back, I'll slap you past tomorrow
    n' bitch you only act tough, cuz I'm a tough act to follow
    s’all the talk hoe? swappin you for jace, made it a cinch
    flappin ya lips hard as fuck, n’ ain’t elevated an inch
    s’posed to mind ya manners, but no, you had to be hard
    so I’ma make your bones splinter, like the rat that you are
    Punches won’t hit, even on ya best shots, knuckles graze
    I’d spit on ya level, but I’d need a shovel n’ a couple days
    never nervous, though you throw flames some, I do admit
    but see you arson, I’m daddy, and that’s just the way it is
    ya lyrics suck, punches wack, the crowd sounds fed
    as far as ya accent, I only like the way you prounouced dead
    go ahead, keep screaming, this process might take a minute
    right after this reaming, you’ll be hard-pressed to make an image

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    I think I speak for everyone when I say TLDR

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    you still don't get it. I'll hit you so hard ya mug'll split
    cuz simply, you're the best. it's complexity you struggle with

    lol fire

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Mynd View Post
    lmao that means all he has is a terrible name play he thinks is fresh that he wants to use before someone beats him to it

    nice work, garcia hopes
    Nah, mods can choose a topic we have to make a relatable punch to

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    Quote Originally Posted by plethora View Post
    Nah, mods can choose a topic we have to make a relatable punch to
    punch must be about how talented and handsome i am

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    Some of the best punchlines of 1986, good shit spit
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    all of my best bars are in the cypher so I'm out of the running here.

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    @Grease Bag I'll literally say nice things about you in the cypher if you make the time frame for this league half a week.
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