Smack the toad, smack the toad, smack the toad
Don't take the low road take the high one and smack the toad.
Everything pointing to correct is saying Smack the Toad
Your dreams can be achieved but only if you smack the toad.
All of your obstacles will crumble when you smack the toad
There shall be an end to your struggles when you smack the toad.
However, your shortcomings arose when you didn't smack the toad
Your decision making crumbled because you didn't smack the toad.
Life began to overwhelm you, you should have smacked the toad
Pressures from every angle humped you like you should have smacked the toad.
The dynamic could shift; will you smack the toad?
Life could be a curse or a gift but will you smack the toad?
Before your organs shut down and your lifespan is minutes, smack the toad.
Read this and act before it is too late and smack the toad.
Writers Note-
I truly don't give a fuck what you interpret "smack the toad" as. I for one likely won't actively hunt a toad to slap or strike in any way shape or manner because the effort required versus the actual yield will likely not measure in favor of my fortune or amusement. Hopefully, you read this and decide to stop using a silicone ding-dong as a toothbrush for your butt.
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