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Thread: Ransom Writers Chat

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    Re: Ransom Writers Chat

    Yooo that’s… surprisingly listenable. For some reason I was expecting FaQ to sound like Donnie Thornberry.

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    Thanks guys and to virb Lmfaoooo dude I low-key sound good cuz of auto tune
    FAQ - pronounced fack…
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    it should read Fa, Q, I read it for kicks

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    Re: Ransom Writers Chat

    reverb compression

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    Re: Ransom Writers Chat

    Keep your clothes on!
    What is high- My battle loss record & my blood pressure.
    What's not high- my win record or me.

    Enjoy the rest of your day.

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    Re: Ransom Writers Chat

    Quote Originally Posted by FaQEyeReddit View Post
    Unfortunately I don’t have any new stuff but if you don’t mind my old stuff im French Flacco on youtube
    this is most def dope... even though most ppl are flowing like this; at least you can do it... me personally, i purposely try not to flow like this... maybe I'm just to old for rap ...lol.. i mean i still feel young... and I feel inspired ... but yeah like everybody else stated.. This surprised me... not expected ... who made the beats if you dont mind?... and post one of these songs in the mixtape thread


    lol...it just hit me... who you sound like.. the rapper named Young N Fly

    pc.. man... if you need help or inspiration, hit me up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virbius View Post
    Yooo that’s… surprisingly listenable. For some reason I was expecting FaQ to sound like Donnie Thornberry.
    i just youtubed that... lol

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    Re: Ransom Writers Chat

    Why do you… post like… this…

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    Re: Ransom Writers Chat

    Quote Originally Posted by YG View Post
    Why do you… post like… this…
    force of habit ... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheShaman View Post
    Never allow Jack to sit in a DeLorean, cuz he's obviously a pretty sick revisionist historian.
    That’s gotta be one of the best lines I’ve seen on here. Crazy intricate.

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    Thanks man. I liked that one too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virbius View Post
    That’s gotta be one of the best lines I’ve seen on here. Crazy intricate.
    Setting the bar high huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by YG View Post
    Setting the bar high huh?
    They already made love because of it.
    What is high- My battle loss record & my blood pressure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YG View Post
    Setting the bar high huh?
    Aw no need to be jealous. I liked when you quacked at Jack. Delightfully droll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YG View Post
    Setting the bar high huh?
    Often the simplest stuff is actually the best.

    I can write more intricate stuff too, though. I thought this was pretty original (spoiler alert: it's long):


    Yo, I went to a therapy session and was embarrased to mention my battle obsession like a catholic confession. The pastor in question said it was an act of regression based on subconscious anger and tension. Apparantly texting "faggot" and "faker" to anons and strangers is bad for the mental sanity level, and could lead to a cancer infested bladder infection and pain in the abdomen section. - "But I have a love of language, brethren. And rap is amazing. I'm practicing English slang and inventions. In fact, it's creative like wrapping a present. I've been in love since Grandmaster Flash and The Message. Now my knowledge is vast and impressive cuz I have education like faculty members, so I could write a grand dissertation on slants, intonations and the subtle difference between a Nascar and basketball reference". He nodded and blinked and said - "Padawan, patience. Half of my patients are having the same kinds of character traits that I happen to face, but you need to expand your dimensions like when Alexander the Great went to battle in Asia. There's a high chance you're projecting your actual self on the rapper you're facing. Cuz it's not a real person, but an Avatar playing like Cameron's directing. And all the slashing and slaying's the standardest lesson in alfa aggression. Plus you're practicing S/M. Cuz you lash out this sadistic hatred and recieve the masochist pains, so you get the highs and the lows like manic depression". I shaked my head and said - "Fam, that's outrageous. I don't care what they're saying. I just evaluate texts in a careful, objective manner resembling grammarians testing. Maybe half of the texts are bad and fallacious, but there are usually two lines in the middle like mathematic equations". He looked at me intently and hit the pibe a few times. - "Hm. But if that's what you're saying, then the path that you're taking is actually ancient. Rhyming is shallow and basic. Poets havn't been painting pictures that way since Picasso and Davis". That called for a fast interjection. - "I know, I know, but it still has an aesthetic. Wittgenstein said it's all language games, so if we compare it to chess it's like black is defending with the Kings Indian and then you blast with the Saemisch". - "Hmm. That's a rare variation. Fairly aggressive". - "And demands some attention!" - "Quite. But I believe it has refutations. If black's playing A6 then you have to just take it?" - "Nah, nah. It ain't the Danish gambit with tactics and weapons and planned machinations. The kings are challenged and checked while the queens stay at home, we're passed Scandinavians". - "But then it's all just one big fallos impression? You all Smith like it's Adam again, but "where are the ladies" like Abigail's letter?" - "Well, there's a percentage. But anyway, I'm just tapping the letters, backspace and enter. And then when I'm done, I go smash in the bedroom with careful protection cuz the chick's carrying eggs and I ain't having her pregnant. I ain't having a baby that's battling rabies and fascists and lamies like family's sacred. I'm just dipping the inkpen and then I'll send her a message in a Tanqeuray 10 so it lands from the waves in the sands on vacations. I can't devote my life to this, cuz I have a vocation with salary, pension and marriage and friendships. I just enjoy hanging with legends like Dizaster and Bender, Illmaculate, Stay, Math Hoffa and K, E. Farrell and Henry, B Magic and maybe Nocando and JC. I know it's all a candy house like Hansel and Gretel. But I check my calories daily, play piano and tennis, read actual papers and literary engagements. Some ppl like to play Wordfeud or learn about tapestry techniques. This craft is the same, just like back in the days when Wu Tang, Dr. Dre and the masters were making these past innovations. Not to mention that the Vikings have been flyting eras and ages ago, so battle rap is as ancient as Alice in Chains or gathering berries for making jam in the kitchen like jazz in the 20's". The therapist leaned back in amazement and closed his eyes for second in a rare meditation. He then reached for his pibe and restuffed it with tobbaco about half of the way, and then he went for his inner pocket and sprinkled some crack and cocaine in. He took a hit so hard his glasses were breaking. - "DAAAAYUMMM SON. This Columbian plant is contagious! And i found your rant entertaining like a Japanese Geisha! Kept thinking to myself "Yo, this Phantom's a Menace like Anakin racing in Tatooine's desert!" I've been reality checked with No Vaseline for these Attitudes, brethren! Maybe I'll slash the profession and get into American wrestling!" And with that he just basically grabbed all his papers and ran through the entrance. I felt like an anchor was lifted since the dude took the rock off his chest like when Magdalene came in to see that the Lamb had ascended. When I got off the mattress I noticed a latin insciption on a Rafael painting with immaculate rays: "Ex machina deus". It's really "deus ex machina", but who cares, in latin it changes. That's something Aristotle he hated in his work On Tragedy, yes, but this ain't a hexameter epic. I'm just rapping forever. From Athens with temples, al-Aqsa and Mekka to the Vatican gates and statues in Naples. It's like I created a Faustian pact to win battles on websites, so when I call your mom a slut that shit's Immortal like Dance with the Devil.

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