User Tag List

Page 8 of 8 FirstFirst ... 7 8
Showing results 106 to 116 of 116

Thread: ***RW $100 End of tourney cypher***

  1. #106
    You've Earned a Custom Title! TheShaman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2024
    Posts
    203
    Battle Record
    -1-2

    Re: ***RW $100 End of tourney cypher***

    I've got more style than Flaubert when I write with the flair of Francois de Voltaire to define modern life like Charles Baudelaire.
    You're still reading Byron? That's rare. Are you a Vicodin heir reclined in a chair or a child that's in care by a Chinese au pair?
    Or a 19th century pirate with sight that's impaired? Guess that's why you get scared when brothers Wright out of thin air.
    And that's a nice try, but I ain't a Marxist, mon frere. Why, do you ask? Cuz I ain't on oxy, moron. That's why I own shares.

  2. #107
    Sites Worst Battler EyeDealIstic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2023
    Location
    Over there.
    Posts
    701
    Battle Record
    0-2

    Re: ***RW $100 End of tourney cypher***

    Quote Originally Posted by TheShaman View Post
    I've got desires and needs only the throbbing member of another man can satisfy
    You're a vegan except for your hunger for guys gravies,
    no maybes and no, you cannot bear babies.

    Stop asking to be impregnated, your needs are fabricated.
    You're going to sass until your derriere is desecrated.

    You firmly believe the solution to your problems are throbbers.
    You steal semen samples at a clinic and call yourself bank robber.

    You dont pick up his calls unless he is offering sex.
    You lost your posterior virginity like you lose battles of word, mind, and text.


    Post Script Prediction- @TheShaman will reply with something effeminate and pointless, guaranteed.

    - - - Updated - - -



    Post Script Prediction- @TheShaman will only be able to comfort himself with several nude sailors.
    Last edited by EyeDealIstic; June 7th, 2025 at 04:00 PM
    What is high- My battle loss record & my blood pressure.
    What's not high- my win record or me.

    Enjoy the rest of your day.

  3. #108
    You've Earned a Custom Title!
    Join Date
    Apr 2020
    Posts
    708
    Awards Cypher Winner - Award nomination from Spree accepted.

    Re: ***RW $100 End of tourney cypher***

    Quote Originally Posted by TheShaman View Post
    I've got more style than Flaubert when I write with the flair of Francois de Voltaire to define modern life like Charles Baudelaire.
    […]
    And that's a nice try, but I ain't a Marxist, mon frere. Why, do you ask? Cuz I ain't on oxy, moron. That's why I own shares.
    Yo lemme check my pseudo-intellectual battle rapper bingo card…
    TheShaman mentioning Voltaire, thinking that shit goes hard
    Bingo!

    You’re not rich you’re a fucking hobo, you’ve not got shares (/Cher’s) like Sonny Bono when she went fucking solo, and that shit’s a lot…
    I’mma cut you up and shove your body in the biggest pot, boiling your bones since you said you’re getting into stocks.

  4. #109
    You've Earned a Custom Title! TheShaman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2024
    Posts
    203
    Battle Record
    -1-2

    Re: ***RW $100 End of tourney cypher***

    Yo Virb, if you ever killed The Shaman, you'd get the 30 for going against your God like Judas.
    Cuz I do this for myself. So if I'm ghost writing it's the Posthumous Memoirs of Bras Cubas.
    I don't care what you think is hard. You're all the same like Norman Bates' business cards.
    But I'm full of goodwill. So when I pick up chicks in bars, homie's like "My boy's wicked smart!"

  5. #110
    You've Earned a Custom Title!
    Join Date
    Apr 2020
    Posts
    708
    Awards Cypher Winner - Award nomination from Spree accepted.

    Re: ***RW $100 End of tourney cypher***

    This like the ending of the second gospel, we’ll see this mark suffer.
    Bro you compared me to Judas? what a daft fucker.
    Witness it, I’ll win this shit and profit off it, keep calm brother,
    This something I’mma go to the goddamn bank-wit’, like the last supper.

  6. #111
    You've Earned a Custom Title! TheShaman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2024
    Posts
    203
    Battle Record
    -1-2

    Re: ***RW $100 End of tourney cypher***

    My demons got advocates so sleazy and adament they could make the Christian protagonist Jesus of Nazareth appear in the Vatican and kneel to a Catholic priest in the chapel, receiving the sacrament by kissing his hand and admitting the fact that the leading evangelists Peter and Matthew were secretly faggots, and that his feet had her hair on them cuz him and Iscariot took turns skeeting on Magdalene. Yo, I'm beating a flagellant cuz you're clearly a masochist if you believe in that sack of shit they be feeding the pastorates. The only way you'll be meeting your banker's if you're dealing with scams from a city in Bangladesh. So it ain't the last supper just cuz I'm drinking a Sazerac and eating this Bag of chips.

  7. #112

    Re: ***RW $100 End of tourney cypher***

    For a second I thought dude was coming back, and then I realized this dude doesn't know how to rap.

    He rhymes wow every third or fourth count, His shots are like two kids playing nerf at your house.

    To say the least It's at least comedic. It's the work of a stand-up comic slash paraplegic.

    Simply put you're just a random plethora of thought. With so much A.D.D you look like Angelicas doll.

    Motion So "dull" they can't even see you in the back row, they're forty feet in the air, yeah you are that small.

  8. #113

    Re: ***RW $100 End of tourney cypher***

    having to read this faggot’s lyrics has left me distraught.. i’m weak, b.
    rap requires suspension of disbelief.. but to see you as a Main Character or even an MC? requires all thoughts to halt completely
    you wanna talk about back rows asshole? well that’s where we load these weapons..
    approach bro aggressing, blows connecting you hear his bones compressing… & that’s how i turn wherever you’re seated to the nosebleed section…


    To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

  9. #114

    Re: ***RW $100 End of tourney cypher***

    Quote Originally Posted by TheShaman View Post
    My demons got advocates so sleazy and adament they could make the Christian protagonist Jesus of Nazareth appear in the Vatican and kneel to a Catholic priest in the chapel, receiving the sacrament by kissing his hand and admitting the fact that the leading evangelists Peter and Matthew were secretly faggots, and that his feet had her hair on them cuz him and Iscariot took turns skeeting on Magdalene. Yo, I'm beating a flagellant cuz you're clearly a masochist if you believe in that sack of shit they be feeding the pastorates. The only way you'll be meeting your banker's if you're dealing with scams from a city in Bangladesh. So it ain't the last supper just cuz I'm drinking a Sazerac and eating this Bag of chips.
    this lame’s inane. hella heroin enflames his brain.
    i’ll carve Jesus into his syringe since he keen on takin the Savior’s name in vein
    get slain for gain. i’ll give you 1 cut for every dollar this campaign has lain.
    they’ll have to sift you through a drainage strain.. remain in ya lane…


    To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 50 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

  10. #115
    You've Earned a Custom Title!
    Join Date
    Apr 2020
    Posts
    708
    Awards Cypher Winner - Award nomination from Spree accepted.

    Re: ***RW $100 End of tourney cypher***

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Hallows View Post
    what a roundabout way of saying you scared, Mr. “I Can Go Unlimited”
    Sam set sixteen bars as befits your ability, you wanted to change it and ditch the rigidity…
    You said “more?” I said “sure!” with my typical dignity and was glad of the room for more lyrical imagery….
    Twenty four bars… we set a figure specifically…
    You think that 8 got me tilted? I could do this shit for infinity.

  11. #116
    Lyrical Fire Slayerr.'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    England
    Age
    30
    Posts
    1,616
    Battle Record
    4-4
    Awards Cypher Winner - Award Request Accepted 1-2 Punch HW Champion - Award nomination from Kill Spree accepted.

    Re: ***RW $100 End of tourney cypher***

    Too many syllables verb, u wordy nerd, that’s not how we fight here so when it comes to crunch time
    You can do it to infinity and beyond but we’d be reading a light year until we EVENTUALLY reached ur punchline

Posting Rules

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •