1-2 week 2 mag
INTRO
What’s up faggots and faggetts! I absolutely hate doing mags simply because I could care less about your satisfaction. Let’s be real, you guys skim till you find your name and read about yourself. Fuck you all and suck my dick. A few things I’d like opinions on doing rebuttal battles since some of you actually want to write during the week. I also was thinking about doing a tourney/cypher type deal were we get a list of sign ups, pull two names from a hat, they battle winner goes on to the next guy in line but battles will be set and completed within 24hrs then on to the next. Think about it you pussies
REBUTTAL RULES
-Must agree on Rebuttal Battle in check in.
-Battler 1 posts his/her bar, their opponent can feed/or post what ever rebuttal
-Battler2 posts a second bar & Battler 1 can rebuttal
-Total of 2 bars per battler and votes begin
Let’s me get your thoughts so we can move forward with it
LIGHTNING ROUND???
-We’d set up a separate sign up thread for this. Once we get enough guys battles will be set in morning or asap
-Bars due 1PM PST same day as set up
-battles close 11:59PM PST
Thoughts!????
CLASSIC BATTLE
Barcotic Vs Greedy LLL Finals
Barcotics verse
Greedy aka Shafi (9-4-1)
Week 1: vs Joe Boston - win
Week 2: vs Wordz AhGod - win
Week 3: vs Meters - win
Week 4: vs The Real Spit (Contenders) - LOSS
Week 5: vs Galactic - loss
Week 6: vs Packed Graves - win
Week 7: vs Letterman (Contenders) - LOSS
Week 8: vs Unfukwitable - win
Week 9: vs Packed Graves (Contenders) - LOSS
Week 11: vs Nitemare Psycho vs 143 - win
Week 12: vs Greed - win
Week 13: vs Fresh - draw
Week 14: vs Unfukwitable - loss
Week 15: vs Oz - win
Week 16: vs Smog - win
lol, so let me guess
u just spar for fun... ur retarded brother, stop lyin
if three's a crowd, those contender matches might start another watts riot
u've been a casualty, rook. not to mention u gradually took verses
everything I use is mine Shaf, urs is abandoned by ppl who actually put work in
this is MY belt n I'm the sole holder, the lone soldier and he knows
mention the Goldendoodle say it's his, but rolls over when he's owned
someone stick a mean fork in this beat corpse, please
lots of losses but when it comes to an Uncanny win? nope, see week 14
I dont mean to barge in buddy, but we ARE discussing writers
n the only thing ur FINNA do is make ppl think a shark is coming, biter
ur content's whack & old. this is no contest, that's fa'sho
I'ma call ur whole 'pallet an assurance'.. plus every other concept that u stole
keep poppin off ya tec, I drive a monster & I'm haulin all the bread
if u got boys on the Street Column up, they'll wanna see me drop one on ur head
audio, text, I'll even dabble w/ a pic. think ur established w/ the kid?
naaaaaaaaa, I'm avid w/ battles and ur still too pussy to battle w/ a vid
u'll end up w/ broken molars. adjust ur chin, I'm throwin boulders
ur not up to par in these tournaments, augusta wind would blow u over
I hope ur pride remains the same in that quiet lane of shame
but for now, X1 more faggot off the list of cats who tried to change the game
Vs
im known for brazen home invasions, u just wear a mask and act 'street'
If ur a thief'n the Knight, it's coz u rob'd him, Sho, and Galactic last week
This fruit center filled goof better chill or im squeezing the uzzi
like Magic Bullets'll juice Bar and turn his face to a seasonal smoothie
and give neighbor his swag back..ur mad wack, plus a thief n a criminal
We can all see ur flownase, u ain't sick ur just allergic to being original
Barc on some big dog shit, but after he get dropped it'll chill
I should give this animal rights, just to see if PETA pays his hospital bill
Cockiness'll cause defeat, but ur getting shot n left obsolete
So go ahead and have an ego trip, and ya brains'll fly 1st class across the street
So it's only bad voting when YOU lose..that wack noise is horse shit
I heard of calculated excuses but urs can locate asteroids in orbit
Ur prewrote bars wont landlord knows I was sent in to wreck shit
Concepts been in ya pad so long, they should split rent and electric
Watch the Canadian amen's labia flame n say the voters ride my dick
u fckn drama queen, all your losses turn the chat to a lifetime flick
Ur girl let me drill, pipe, and slay her..but chill..don't get killed by a player
ur cape ability will get you captain I bet u'd still try to save her
send this faggots essence back to heaven when the mac 11 or the Llam' spray
Ill give ya soul wings on the side you'll think it was waiting for an entrée
Barcotic won 6-3
So cool!
ROAST WINNER
TBD
OUTRO
SUCK MY DICK.
If y’all wants mags y’all can help because I ain’t doing shit unless I feel like it. Have a great week. VOTE ON THE GIMMICK FINALS OR IM GOING TO JUST SHIT THE LEAGUE DOWN TILL THAT CLOSES
WTF @ SUCKING ROBS DUCKING EVERYONE
WTF @ AMEN SIGNING IN FOR ONE LAST RUN AT THE TITLE
WTF @Fresh GOING FULL CANADIAN TEXT GUY WITH TEMPER TANTRUMS?
WTF @ WORDZ COMING BACK
WTF @ BARON MYND RETURNING
WTF @ RYNO BE A REAL DOPE 1-2 BAR BATTLER!
WTF @ THIS MAG SUCKS