If we boxed though you'd be out in the first 10 seconds of the first round.
If we boxed though you'd be out in the first 10 seconds of the first round.
If, if, that was even a remote possibility of an outcome of you and I in a boxing ring (though I like my chances), I would just call someone with pyromaniac tendencies to go burn down your dildo collection. Let's see how you do with that impeding doom hanging over your head!Originally Posted by Fresh
that coming from someone with such an unscrupulous character is a compliment of the utmost. the irony of saying you would stab a low life when you cant get much lower in life than threatening to stab someone over internet beef. things must be really boring in Overbrook.
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@mv @Fresh just fuck and get it over with. Don't lie and say you haven't considered this option.
fresh and MV are just the exact same person so they're having problems getting along with eachother
in a separate universe they would be best friends
this universe sucks :/
Please robert, for the love of dog don't do this! Not my dildoo collection!
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Bro you are literally the lowest life form on the planet. I would save a Pebble from getting ran over by a garbage truck before you.
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Nah I actually have a sense of humor. MV gets butthurt very easily and is softer than baby shit.
I have also been known as Doctor Onionstein. Why am I telling you this, you may ask?
Well, let me immediately answer that.
For the better part of the last good few decades I have had a love/hate relationship with myself that often ended up with me getting intoxicated and taking advantage of myself sexually, talking both hands on the throttle if you catch my drift. Hell, a decent percentage of that time I would have outsourced that job to a particular female and occasionally a second female (As I don't take text battling seriously at all this means I have not actively sought males for this task).
So in THIS universe I am both my greatest amigo AND harshest critic.
And who suffered as a result? My organs.
And who gained the most? My organ.
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Well, since you asked nicely.
Weren't you a detective, also?
And was every now and then an airplane!
My avatar is a duck holding an umbrella. You will not be able to refute this.
@_Lyrics this true?
Bro lyrics is gonna fuck me up why you tag him like that
ive honestly been trying to get fresh to let me put the tip in. dude plays hard to get. he acts friendly then when im on the approach he chickens out.
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Id rather you threaten to stab me with a knife then with a needle... na mean
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you gonna take this pin Prick and like it. na mean
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You could rape a ladybug and the bitch'd still be tight, na mean
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