New Season Chat

[Slayerr.]

Mayo and ketchup on a burger

[Fresh]

Ranch is ok, mayo and pickles can go have a 3way with Cody Phoenix (meaning far the fuck away from my BBQ).

Ranch is the lowly man's mayo. I've lost some respect for ypu

[Blas]

Mayo on a burger is god tier GROW UP MAN

I also don't rly fuck w ranch

[Fresh]

Chipotle mayo with pickles on chicken burger is the best

[SecondRobert]

So... y'know them commercials from back in the day

Hiya, kids! Did you know that tobacco is a gateway drug to marijuana? Or how about that marijuana just so happens to be a gateway drug for cocaine and pcp and heroin?

So whenever you're thinking about trying to look cool for your pals by lighting up a cigarette, remember that it's the start to a life of drugs which leads to crime which will get you either locked up in prison or killed, so don't do it!

Well, the reason I bring this up is that mayo is a gateway drug to cock. However, unlike the aforementioned commercial there is no bridging from one horrible substance to another: mayo consumption for pleasure will quickly and swiftly lead to consumption of gentleman ooze by means subtle and depraved all the same.

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If the wording wasn't clear enough; mayo on burgers leads to tube steaks with cream sauce.

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Oh, and I ALMOST forgot that "pickle smoocher" is worse as a literal term than it's euphemism indicating one makes intimate oral contact with the phallus of another.

[Slayerr.]

Dead @ mayo being a gateway to cock

[Fresh]

Fucking pickle smoochers lmao

[Amen]

The great father is literally the GOAT.

[Blas]

not the PICKLE SMOOCHERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Phalanx]

I'll get a mag/threads up. But here's the round 1 match ups.


.: Round 1 Preview & Odds

1. Phalanx (10-0) vs 16. SecondRobert (0-0)

2. Fresh (4-1) vs 15. Mal Diction (2-8)

3. Infamous 1 (4-1) vs 14. Fitzgerald (1-2)

4. Kill Spree (8-3) vs 13. Knoxville (6-9)

5. Slayerr (8-4) vs 12. King Dee Bee (5-6)

6. Blas (4-2) vs 11. Robocop (7-8)

7. King (2-1) vs 10. Blue Bayou (7-7)

8. Mac (9-6) vs 9. MV (8-8)

[Fitzgerald]

Nice looks good

PS it’s aids that I need 50+ posts to pm and shit

[Amen]

I'll get a mag/threads up. But here's the round 1 match ups.


.: Round 1 Preview & Odds

1. Phalanx (10-0) vs 16. SecondRobert (0-0)

2. Fresh (4-1) vs 15. Mal Diction (2-8)

3. Infamous 1 (4-1) vs 14. Fitzgerald (1-2)

4. Kill Spree (8-3) vs 13. Knoxville (6-9)

5. Slayerr (8-4) vs 12. King Dee Bee (5-6)

6. Blas (4-2) vs 11. Robocop (7-8)

7. King (2-1) vs 10. Blue Bayou (7-7)

8. Mac (9-6) vs 9. MV (8-8)

My early predictions;

Left side column sweeps the right side.

[Slayerr.]

My early predictions;

Left side column sweeps the right side.

Idk the chats been quite funny this week, blue’s gonna have a lot of inspiration

[Spree]

Nice looks good

PS it’s aids that I need 50+ posts to pm and shit

I’ll see if I can fix that

[Spree]

Try it now