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    Round 1 Mag - It Has Begun

    Round 1: It has begun




    [B] Week 12 Recap

    Woo. Finally the season is over. Last few weeks creeped by, and week 12 was especially prolonged. But Dom & Nash had a slug fest in the Champ Match. Some solid bars all around, but Im sure we are all glad to move forward.


    Top 5 Punches of Week 12

    Quote Originally Posted by Kill Spree
    THERES PROOF @Dominate ! So tell @Phalanx I’m murkin this rebel
    & Biting no names in 09’s the only time we’ve seen mimic hit a Per$sonal level
    Quote Originally Posted by Dominate
    Noone’ll remember him, he’s gone w/ one shot to the mouth
    Kevin McAllister: clap at his face and see ThatKid forgotten about
    [/QUOTE]

    Quote Originally Posted by Cody Nash
    It won’t take a gun or a hammer, cuz Dom could try, but he’ll lose…
    I’ll use a needle for this upset..like your wife died and ya house is tied to balloons
    Quote Originally Posted by EXalted
    NC is where real animals roam, over there fag was a joke
    RB his little terrarium: Habitat Light never seein any Natural Growth
    Quote Originally Posted by Plethora
    gotta admit last week u went heavy talk with every shot
    grimm really laid into plot.. & that'll be ur final resting spot
    Week 12 - Battle of the Week
    Quote Originally Posted by Cody Nash
    These text heads think I’m their secretary, NONE of this is what you think
    If I’m ever at your disposal..I’m shoving your hand in your kitchen sink
    Computer cannons, windows bazookas, this playboys net knife isn’t serious
    last time Dom pulled up on someone in a dodge… I was watching Fast & the Furious
    I never saw what people saw in you, dom.. cuz it’s in the writing
    Your skill peeked so long ago…it broke Bin Laden’s record for hiding
    Peace, not war..I’m not worried, you ain’t a savage
    as soon as Putin said he’d Dominate Ukraine…it was clear there’d be little damage
    Splittin’ atoms..I’ll bar this loser, he just ain’t on my timeline
    Funny how I look into Nate’s future and now a doctors checking my eyesight
    Ving Rhames with the grip, keep this Dom at a distance
    My bars keep his head off center like the gimp from Pulp Fiction
    I’ve always had longevity with women, but with you it’s like nothin’s true
    Dom also reminds me of an X I know…cuz I hope he’s shot dead in a BMW
    Your wealth is showing bro, you lackin’ ice - but your siblings witnessed
    Dom comin’ in Frosty just means he was a curious kid during Christmas
    It won’t take a gun or a hammer, cuz Dom could try, but he’ll lose…
    I’ll use a needle for this upset..like your wife died and ya house is tied to balloons
    This regulator ain’t shit to the West… so I’ma bury you in the dust
    & watch me step all over Nate’s grave like I did the vid with Snoop and his son
    Quote Originally Posted by Dominate
    Quote Originally Posted by predictions
    Week 12 - Champ Match: Dominate (4-0) vs Cody Nash (8-2)

    Both of these guys are on a tear. Hoping for a classic to close the regular season.

    Dominate 60/40

    There’s no comparing our text ability, really the suggestion’s killing me
    Yeahhh we both been on a tear –
    Me through the best in the league & you through what’s left of your credibility
    Damn near 300 battles.. honestly that score’s insane
    U been around the block, buster.. but only EVER been as relevant as that video store today
    & if we writing down our top ten – who’s best at battles n shit..
    Trust me, the folks wearing MAGA hats the only ones voting Nationalist
    Lie & pretend you a fighter, but really you frightened of gloves
    On your toes and checking your 6 more than Spree’s podiatrist does
    Not rocket science to beat him – this shit ain’t nothing to master
    Ain’t seen such a failure for a Challenger since the space shuttle disaster
    Nash stay flaccid around women but for black men he’ll go insane
    When he sees Brothers Codirect… it ain’t a movie the Coens made
    Bet he salty over the fact that him winning is less than likely
    He’s muttering “shoo-in my ass…” and I’m like “Yes, precisely.”
    He got some stupid ass concepts he CANNOT be proud to display
    I’m lookin at every Kiever like “GTFO” - swear Russia’s about to invade
    His mom takes gangbangs for cash cuz money’s a major hurdle
    Tries 5 characters in diff positions looking for that green like she’s playing Wordle
    Noone’ll remember him, he’s gone w/ one shot to the mouth
    Kevin McAllister: clap at his face and see ThatKid forgotten about

    Final Power Rankings (Regular Seasonp)


    [1st] Dominate: 5-0(=)
    [2nd] EXalted: 2-0 (+2)
    [3rd] plethora: 5-3(+2)
    [4th] Kill Spree: 6-4(+3)
    [5th] Cody Nash: 8-3 (-3)
    [6th] Fresh: 7-4 (-3)
    [7th] Justice Grimm: 6-6 (-1)
    [8th] Bahriman: 1-2(+2)
    [9th] RicanTheoryz 3-4 (+2)
    [10th] Echelon 0-5(+2)
    [11th] Mimic: 5-5(-3)
    [12th] Mac.: 3-3 (-5)



    Play Off Preveiw

    Okay. So 14 sign ups forces me to use the current NFL playoff format. As a result, the two highest seeds (Final power rankings were not the seeding); 1. Dominate & 2.Cody Nash will get byes in round 1. The rest of the round's matchups will be determined by the same seeding.

    3.Fresh vs 14.R!canTheoryz

    4.Plethora vs 13. Bahriman

    5. Kill Spree vs 12. Letterman

    6.Phalanx vs 11. Zunto

    7. Exalted vs 10. Justice Grimm

    8. Plot vs 9. KnowP








    Outro


    Setting the due date as Saturday. Lets go out with a bang. Also if you havent already, sign up for the Masquerade Massacre alias tournament.




    @plethora @Dominate @Fresh @Kill Spree @Cody Nash @Justice Grimm @R!canTheoryz @Zunto @KnowP @Plot @Letterman @Bahriman @EXalted

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    Re: Round 1 Mag - It Has Begun

    Good shit. How does this bracket work? Can we get a pic?
    3TC

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    Re: Round 1 Mag - It Has Begun

    dope shit. thanks for stickin it out. you're a real one

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    Re: Round 1 Mag - It Has Begun

    The mag is appreciated. Good shit!

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    Re: Round 1 Mag - It Has Begun

    Quote Originally Posted by Dominate View Post
    Good shit. How does this bracket work? Can we get a pic?

    Pretty much a fluid bracket. Highest Seed in any given round will face the lowest seed. Second highest seed will face second lowest. So on and so for.

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    Re: Round 1 Mag - It Has Begun

    Props on the mini mag. Would of loved to see the predictions though. Regardless, let’s cook!!

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    Re: Round 1 Mag - It Has Begun

    Thanks for the mag man!

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    Re: Round 1 Mag - It Has Begun

    How in gods name is knowp ranked 9 and he hasn’t had a single battle this season @Phalanx

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    Originally Posted by 3viction
    I would have got Zunto too but he wouldn’t have even cared lmfao plus I ended his career anyway
    RIP TO MY CAREER

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    Re: Round 1 Mag - It Has Begun

    Probably cause you no show for weeks and write shyt like this:

    Make him retire..Im set in stone, u could nvr get rid of me
    Beacon of fire.. I keep a burner in my hand like the Statue of Liberty


    But hey, take the ninth spot. I don’t see you getting past Plot. Speaking of @Plot ready when you are playa. You trying to post tonight?
    Last edited by KnowP; March 10th, 2022 at 03:11 PM

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    Re: Round 1 Mag - It Has Begun

    That bar is fire lmaooo

    Nah I don’t want it, I was just wondering weirdo

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    Originally Posted by 3viction
    I would have got Zunto too but he wouldn’t have even cared lmfao plus I ended his career anyway
    RIP TO MY CAREER

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    Re: Round 1 Mag - It Has Begun

    That bar is good lol. KnowP you had so many bad Zunto bars to choose from to make your point but that one wasn’t it hahaha.

    On the other end of the spectrum, @Phalanx how are you rated in the middle of the pack? Aren’t you like 10-1? You should be #2 right behind me boo
    3TC

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    Re: Round 1 Mag - It Has Begun

    Yeah it is dope. Was super dope when they first said it back in ‘03!! lol

    I’m just playing fam. Go get that dub. Phal ain’t lite. Better bring that arsenal.

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    Re: Round 1 Mag - It Has Begun

    Facts, phalanx should’ve been #2. I think Mickey Mouse made these rankings

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    Originally Posted by 3viction
    I would have got Zunto too but he wouldn’t have even cared lmfao plus I ended his career anyway
    RIP TO MY CAREER

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