Week 3: Orc (1-0) vs. Kill Spree (0-0) - ORC WINS

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LLL Season 24

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@Orc @Kill Spree

[Spree]

Check. Let’s get some good pics going bro

[Orc]

Yep I’m here bro

[Spree]

https://i.ibb.co/kGf0nct/A81-BEA81-C...770-C3-F97.jpg

Look back in the books of tiiiiime…
& see Orc Jaw been punched in, thinkin he is righteous
No wonder he won’t show teeth..w/that history of bitin
you vets get off on suck fest shit. & It’s fuckin queer
Orc gets bent for being sound in the archives- & having buds in the ear
Guys puuuuur your heart out, you bangin dudes is laughs
This proof & facts, only pussy on your heart is this Puma cat!
You signed in & the rosters like…”he’s hot w/words”
Need a Top Head to shed some life; & got some lice from a fag in a soccer shirt
Real life..id punch your head in & scar geek
Keep punching till the lines on your head resembles your heart beat

[Orc]

https://i.ibb.co/Q6jwjdv/B8719420-CE...C0-C4-ECFB.jpg
upload pic

Wat a wrestling lookalike. U couldn’t write it
I bet in school they called you Double H. That’s for herpes and hepatitis
Big Ratchet; Trust the strap I got kills.
U coming through - 2 barrels wide open. It’s those fuckin’ nostrils
Get some sleep bro && pray it gets better
Those ain’t just Bags under your eyes. It’s Ghost1, Jim Blaze & any alias ever
+ quittt acting like ull pop it fam.
You gripping the Sticks? Yeah, cuz you’re a 40yr old hockey fan…
Giving the site to this dummy’s madness.
How the hell you Pulling Strings?! Just look what fucking happens

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[Fresh]

Look back in the books of tiiiiime…
& see Orc Jaw been punched in, thinkin he is righteous
No wonder he won’t show teeth..w/that history of bitin
just ok. plus u aint showin ur teeth either lol
you vets get off on suck fest shit. & It’s fuckin queer
Orc gets bent for being sound in the archives- & having buds in the ear
not a fan of this
Guys puuuuur your heart out, you bangin dudes is laughs
This proof & facts, only pussy on your heart is this Puma cat!
i get it but no one says pussy on your heart. coulda said "the only pussy ur close to" or some shit
You signed in & the rosters like…”he’s hot w/words”
Need a Top Head to shed some life; & got some lice from a fag in a soccer shirt
concept good but not a fan of how it was executed
Real life..id punch your head in & scar geek
Keep punching till the lines on your head resembles your heart beat
ok

vs

Wat a wrestling lookalike. U couldn’t write it
I bet in school they called you Double H. That’s for herpes and hepatitis
lmao this is good. the resemblance is there
Big Ratchet; Trust the strap I got kills.
U coming through - 2 barrels wide open. It’s those fuckin’ nostrils
lol ok
Get some sleep bro && pray it gets better
Those ain’t just Bags under your eyes. It’s Ghost1, Jim Blaze & any alias ever
good
+ quittt acting like ull pop it fam.
You gripping the Sticks? Yeah, cuz you’re a 40yr old hockey fan…
ok
Giving the site to this dummy’s madness.
How the hell you Pulling Strings?! Just look what fucking happens
not bad

i got orc here pretty comfortably

v/ orc

[plethora]

Kill spree; opener, puma cat, closer

Vs.

Orc; opener, bags under eyes, closer


got it 3 quotes a piece but one had better misses



V- orc

[Cody Nash]

Look back in the books of tiiiiime…
& see Orc Jaw been punched in, thinkin he is righteous
No wonder he won’t show teeth..w/that history of bitin
lol
you vets get off on suck fest shit. & It’s fuckin queer
Orc gets bent for being sound in the archives- & having buds in the ear
mehhh, wasn't feelin' it
Guys puuuuur your heart out, you bangin dudes is laughs
This proof & facts, only pussy on your heart is this Puma cat!
lol'ed
You signed in & the rosters like…”he’s hot w/words”
Need a Top Head to shed some life; & got some lice from a fag in a soccer shirt
eh aight
Real life..id punch your head in & scar geek
Keep punching till the lines on your head resembles your heart beat
I liked that

vs

Wat a wrestling lookalike. U couldn’t write it
I bet in school they called you Double H. That’s for herpes and hepatitis
lol'ed... that was bar of the battle and it's just the opener
Big Ratchet; Trust the strap I got kills.
U coming through - 2 barrels wide open. It’s those fuckin’ nostrils
haha good
Get some sleep bro && pray it gets better
Those ain’t just Bags under your eyes. It’s Ghost1, Jim Blaze & any alias ever
mehhh, wasn't feelin that
+ quittt acting like ull pop it fam.
You gripping the Sticks? Yeah, cuz you’re a 40yr old hockey fan…
aight
Giving the site to this dummy’s madness.
How the hell you Pulling Strings?! Just look what fucking happens
lmfao... this killed me when I peeped the pic


maaaan this was a good battle. BOTW for me so far. I wanna pic battle somebody now lmao... Orc had some bars though and I was feeling quite a few a little more than Spree's. The opener and closer both slayed me and made me legit laugh out loud. Kill Spree had some good connects but came up just short of Orc's connects I think.

Vote Orc

[Phalanx]

https://i.ibb.co/kGf0nct/A81-BEA81-C...770-C3-F97.jpg

Look back in the books of tiiiiime…
& see Orc Jaw been punched in, thinkin he is righteous
No wonder he won’t show teeth..w/that history of bitin
This didn't do a lot for me. Taking the personal at face value, I just wish you went at it more creatively.
you vets get off on suck fest shit. & It’s fuckin queer
Orc gets bent for being sound in the archives- & having buds in the ear
Clean light jab.
Guys puuuuur your heart out, you bangin dudes is laughs
This proof & facts, only pussy on your heart is this Puma cat!
This whiffed for me
You signed in & the rosters like…”he’s hot w/words”
Need a Top Head to shed some life; & got some lice from a fag in a soccer shirt
This was witty. Lessened slightly by the fact that it was set up w/ a compliment. Still cool jab.
Real life..id punch your head in & scar geek
Keep punching till the lines on your head resembles your heart beat
Decent jab.

Wat a wrestling lookalike. U couldn’t write it
I bet in school they called you Double H. That’s for herpes and hepatitis
This didn't do it for me.
Big Ratchet; Trust the strap I got kills.
U coming through - 2 barrels wide open. It’s those fuckin’ nostrils
Lol. Decent jab.
Get some sleep bro && pray it gets better
Those ain’t just Bags under your eyes. It’s Ghost1, Jim Blaze & any alias ever
Light jab.
+ quittt acting like ull pop it fam.
You gripping the Sticks? Yeah, cuz you’re a 40yr old hockey fan…
Comical jab.
Giving the site to this dummy’s madness.
How the hell you Pulling Strings?! Just look what fucking happens
I aint gonna light. I aint notice the strings til this bar. Floored me tbh.

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Vote - Orc.

Solid battle. Lots of funny jabs. I got Orc taking it w/ BotB & one less miss.

[Mac]

& see Orc Jaw been punched in, thinkin he is righteous
No wonder he won’t show teeth..w/that history of bitin
Guys puuuuur your heart out, you bangin dudes is laughs
This proof & facts, only pussy on your heart is this Puma cat!
Real life..id punch your head in & scar geek
Keep punching till the lines on your head resembles your heart beat

vs.

Wat a wrestling lookalike. U couldn’t write it
I bet in school they called you Double H. That’s for herpes and hepatitis
Big Ratchet; Trust the strap I got kills.
U coming through - 2 barrels wide open. It’s those fuckin’ nostrils
Get some sleep bro && pray it gets better
Those ain’t just Bags under your eyes. It’s Ghost1, Jim Blaze & any alias ever
Giving the site to this dummy’s madness.
How the hell you Pulling Strings?! Just look what fucking happens

you know you're in a ride if its orc in a pic battle.. he just woke up and decided murder with that opener, made me ROFL .. spree u missed a big opportunity on sayin he looks like the Wish version of erling Haaland.. LOL, whole orc verse is quotable except the hokcey bar that I didn't dig. spree had some misses here and there. i also died at the pulling strings closer.. wtf happened there lol

[Zunto]

Orc Wins 5-0